Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18300927]That's like saying gravity is only a theory.[/QUOTE]
Gravity is a theory >.>
Making fart noises with my hands.
stupid teachers
Once, back in 4th grade (like 8 years ago), I got 2 whole days of recess taken away because I was talking while the advanced band was playing. I was in the begginers band.
You couldn't hear me and my friend talking, it was a god damn BAND playing next to us. The teacher said that everyone was staring at us and not paying attention to the advanced band.
Bull. SHIT. You don't notice two 4'4" kids talking instead of a whole 40-man band.
I made a tee shirt ninja mask and my teacher said if you don't take it off your gonna get a detention
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18306727]You're supposed to turn them off, though.
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Must have been last year because you're 14.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I met him in High School (this year), and he said it happened in 8th-7th grade.
[QUOTE=Vulture;18299946]I got thrown out of class because:
- some bitch laughed and I got the blame .
- me and a friend were punching each other's legs while sitting in class and then I decided to pull his chair up and he fell backwards.
- I burned my desk with a lighter and the whole classroom smelled like burned rubber . Some bitch told me off .
- Drawing a horse on the desk and couldn't stop laughing at it . My friend was in tears and then the English teacher ( who actually looked like a horse ) noticed us and walked up to us all pissed off . Me and my friend stopped laughing and stared at her . She asked us " Do I look like a clown ? " . I laughed so hard my throat got sore . And I got suspended for that .
- Making crab and blow job jokes about said teacher and laughing too much . She had a scar simillar to a glasgow smile , it was sorta creepy .
- The same teacher said I didn't deserve the high mark I had in a test because I never payed attention in class . I told her she was a boring ass bitch and got suspended once more .
I got my revenge of that evil woman by placing a nice pushpin on her chair . I swear I never heard anyone scream so loud . She deserved it . She was a bitch to everyone .
And also , this guy got suspended for a buttload of weeks for fapping in class . I'm serious , this happened .[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha oh shit, the horse one destroyed me. These are the things I miss about being in school, the jokes were always fucking epic.
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Also, one time in art class this guy hadn't done his homework so our teacher asked him why not. He thought it was someone else asking him so he replied "I couldn't be fucked". She was not happy, to say the least.
Having a full-on argument with a dumb person. Over computers GOD DAMNIT.
Another thing is that everyone in my class thinks I am a hacker (I was opening programs with CMD) so they were yelling out "hey **** are you really a hacker." I got sent out for replying "snidely" (in my teachers opinion). So many stupid people. :smithicide:
Laughing at a girl that was calling organisms [b]orgasms[/b].
Never been sent out (Yes, I'm a nerd) but the closest was for...
Knowing more about the subject than the teacher. :doh:
Not a very good teacher. :eng99:
Called the teacher a bitch.
Apparently when the art teacher said the ' it goes stiff' i sniggered, just happened to be that an idiot near made me snigger a bit, she turned i said 'what' then she screamed her lungs out at me to get out then she doesn't let me explane myself
Blondes
Once upon a time, i started laughing when my teacher came into the class while she was practising french grammar. She had something wrong with her leg, don't know what, and when she took the first step inside the class she said some kind of "Ah...!".
Me and 3 more got kicked that day :v:
My teacher shouted,"You all are such hypocrites!"
I retorted,"Oh thank you!"
I never really got in trouble, but damn do I miss high school now.
I sneezed and waited a few seconds then said: "What no 'bless you'!?"
got booted.
Not looking at my teacher when she was talking.
I remember when i was in year 9. God that was the best french class ever it made up entirely of guys and every time the techer left the room it became fucking pandemonium. Goddamn a war between tables began every time with everything getting thrown across the room then as soon as any word of the teacher coming back happens everything stopped. Too bad everyone got caught one time and everyone had to go outside and stand in the corridor until she finished screaming at us.
And there was another time about some kid who got excluded for telling one of his friends he had sweets and gave him one. Too bad turned out to be a laxative and the kid shit himself.
Tossing an orange into to blackboard while the teacher was writing. It splattered onto her face.
Atleast i got a lul
Not being of the aryan race.. Stupid Nazi elementary school teacher >:C
[QUOTE=ser770;18348272]Not being of the aryan race.. Stupid Nazi elementary school teacher >:C[/QUOTE]
Stop posting under me all the time random person :C
Too much happiness. My teacher despises happy students. Seriously, if you look to happy, she'll invent some circumstance to kick you out for.
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So, my english teacher was taking a picture for a presentation to get her masters degree, when we decided to take advantage of the situation by typing a secret message. The day after she showed her professor the presentation she noticed what was on the screen and sent everybody involved to the office. I'm just off screen to the right, thats my friend who typed it.
Using my cell. I forgot my cell at home that day...
Basically farting.
I was sitting and working on my laptop (A very nice one at that, a HP Compaq 615.) then I felt the urge to need to pee. I locked the laptop and asked my friend if he could look over it so it dosen't get stolen (Things get stolen everywhere :s). He says sure and sits by it and works, I run to the bathrooms. When I get back, making a reliefed sigh, I find my friend AND laptop gone. I look around and see my friend talking to his other friends and then I turn around to see a asshole putting down the laptop in his bag. I ran over to him and pushed him againgst the wall, asking what the hell he is doing with my laptop, he says that he was sorry so I let him go and I grab my laptop to get back to work. Then a teacher comes and tells me that I got a 4 day suspension for using violence. I was defending my fucking stuff!
[QUOTE=Visage;18348339][img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/f/9/8f9449de67693ad176860b21b66de070.jpg[/img]
So, my english teacher was taking a picture for a presentation to get her masters degree, when we decided to take advantage of the situation by typing a secret message. The day after she showed her professor the presentation she noticed what was on the screen and sent everybody involved to the office. I'm just off screen to the right, thats my friend who typed it.[/QUOTE]
Picture of the year!!!
Turning up.
Not my actual class, but eh.
Playing fart noises on my phone and blaming the person sat next to me.
Chewing gum.
Being to enthusiastic in class.
Having a slight hangover.
Wear "inapropriate" clothing. (Gym clothing).
I have also seen people being expelled beacuse of quote; their "horrid hand writing", and at least what tops my list, the whole class was kicked out in a "chain" after a episode of laughing. One starts beacuse the other one got kicked out for a fucked up reason, then he gets kicked out beacuse of that he laughs of that, and so it continues. :)
Hooray!
telling someone how to do the experiment in science class on the table right beside me just after teacher said dont stand up
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