Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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looking at pictures of myself when supposed to be doing ICT work, calling my ict teacher a baffoon, listening to music,being on youtube, other sites in ict class...i generally despised ict class haha
my teacher was being a faggot and i gave him the middle finger when he wasn't looking.Then he looked behind and i pretended to be scratching my face but he didnt buy it.
suspended for 2 days
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So, my english teacher was taking a picture for a presentation to get her masters degree, when we decided to take advantage of the situation by typing a secret message. The day after she showed her professor the presentation she noticed what was on the screen and sent everybody involved to the office. I'm just off screen to the right, thats my friend who typed it.[/QUOTE]
Epic
Bad handwriting.
Seriously.
I got suspended for breaking a pencil sharpener because it's "destruction of school property."
[QUOTE=articpenguin;18352062]I got suspended for breaking a pencil sharpener because it's "destruction of school property."[/QUOTE]
Did you mean to break it?
*buuuuurrpp*
a second later: 'get out'
It was an accident but my teacher didn't agree with that.
Or the first day after christmas holidays. We came into the class and the teacher began to tell us that we had a test about this, presentation about that. Because of that, everyone started talking and the teacher said 'you guys are all annoying this morning aren't you'. I said 'no you are annoying beca-' and she sent me out. Since then, she somehow hates me.
I remember one more, we made poems in the class and our teacher said she was going to pick one randomly and was going to read it. I said 'Awww, noo'. She was annoyed and said that if I would say one more thing, she would send me out. She looked at the poems and said 'okay, I'm going to read his poem' (his = me) and I quickly said (without actually thinking about it :() 'No! Not mine' because mine was horrible. She sent me out. It was a dirty trick :(
whippin mah cock on class
[QUOTE=Chewgum.;18352263]whippin mah cock on class[/QUOTE]
My dad did that when he was in highschool.
[QUOTE=dual elites;18352269]My dad did that when he was in highschool.[/QUOTE]
its my dad
Today, for exemple I did nothing. My teacher suddently go bullshit and kick me out
Putting my foot behind my head
Using a gasmask
Saying "FUCK YOU" out loud
So many times I can't even remember lol
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18352390]Today, for exemple I did nothing. My teacher suddently go bullshit and kick me out
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Well, when this happens, they say: What? I didn't do anything' and teachers here usually say: Indeed, you are getting sent out because you weren't doing anything
Pretty normal though.
putting two pencils in my nose
Pulling a "fresh prince of bel-air" while reciting poetry at my English literature class.. ah, memories...
Back in the days of junior highschool I had some girl in my class who was obsessed with horses, so me and a friend sang "Killing horses, killing horses" to the tune of Frere Jacques under our breath.
The teacher noticed.
In 5th grade I made a flip book animation of a guy killing another guy with a chainsaw.
Haha you guys had it rough.
Once in my 11th grade chemistry class we were taking a quiz and the guy next to me (Brian) sneezed.
I stopped working long enough to look at him and say 'Shut up.'
My chemistry teacher just laughed and said 'Dammit, Brian....'
I was bored one day in 8th Grade U.S. History, so I started drawing guns and the like. The teacher said "You can't draw guns in school!"
I replied with a "Why not? It's not like I'm a terrorist, and it's something I'm interested in."
So I continued drawing the gun I was working on and she sent me to the office for "threatening the school's well being."
I've never been more pissed off at a teacher.
Smacking a friends ass, the teacher wasn't even in the room. Must have been lag.
Pointing out that my math teacher is doing his math in an odd way. He turns around, calls me a communist, and then sends me out.
Telling everyone the answers...
I got kicked out of class, and sent to the office for "gluing a math book shut", when it really didn't happen and everyday for the next four days the interrogated me and asked if I did it, and they said shit like "either you keep lying or tell us the truth" and then someone glued another shut and they let me go even though I did glue the first one anyways, they had no proof or witnesses and their only justification was that "your friends were messing around with glue during reading time". That was in eighth grade.
I got In School Suspension for drop-kicking my friend.
The teacher was like NO NO NO THAT'S COMPLETELY INAPROPRIATE YOU DON'T TOUCH PEOPLE LIKE THAT
I didn't know dropkicks were sexual. v:v:v
Not really class but lunch, was talking to my friends and decided to pull some kind of joke, so i took the plastic flower that was on the table and turned it upside down, teacher screamed at me and i got kicked out :D
I've never been kicked out but a teacher had a right go at me for going and getting work when I wouldn't be in the lesson.
Also I do tech support for the school now and while I was scanning and updating some PCs a kid got kicked out of his lesson for looking away from the TV they were watching for a few seconds. The teacher he had seems to try and kick kids out of her lessons like there's no tomorrow. In the space of 1 hour and 40 minutes she sent out 1 kid twice and another 3 kids once.
Glad I'm in Sixth Form and so they don't kick you out really.
Laughing during an exam.
I said niggers aloud in class and my teacher said "the correct term is negro." and then the next class I said negro male to a friend and got sent to the office
During lunch I threw up on my friend.
Year 5, we had this number things where we'd make a number and hold them up showing the answer to a sum. My friend held two zeros against her chest and called them boobies, I said 'how rude' and got sent out
I farted really, REALLY loudly. The wooden seating acted like an amplifier and just made things worse.
"making a shank" is what my teacher said my scissors broke i got searched by the police believe my scissors broke but the pricable didn't got suspended for a month. (i was in 3rd grade) no joke
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