Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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Our music teacher had one of those boards which slide up and down around rollers to make more space. When he was late turning up to the lesson we scrolled it up, and drew the most HUGE, most HAIRY and most VEINY cock ever.
Mid-lesson, he's explaining about parallel fifths or something and reaches behind him to scroll the board while still facing us. Whoosh the board goes, and the cock appears. We start to piss ourselves laughing, he turns around and sees our handiwork.
afterschool DT for all :)
For bringing a picture
[QUOTE=kittybutt;18359876]For bringing a picture[/QUOTE]
pic of pic
Talking. Was is 7th grade or so.
[QUOTE=BrQ;18352449]Well, when this happens, they say: What? I didn't do anything' and teachers here usually say: Indeed, you are getting sent out because you weren't doing anything
Pretty normal though.[/QUOTE]
Actually, I was with my chemestry book open and taking note
I didn't get kicked out for this but the teacher did threaten to give me a lower grade, so yeah, I once hanged (That's a correct verb form) the art project of a fellow student as a joke, he had no sense of humour whatsoever so he went to the teacher. The rest of the class laughed about it though.
[QUOTE=Manta Ray;18359669]Our music teacher had one of those boards which slide up and down around rollers to make more space. When he was late turning up to the lesson we scrolled it up, and drew the most HUGE, most HAIRY and most VEINY cock ever.
Mid-lesson, he's explaining about parallel fifths or something and reaches behind him to scroll the board while still facing us. Whoosh the board goes, and the cock appears. We start to piss ourselves laughing, he turns around and sees our handiwork.
afterschool DT for all :)[/QUOTE]
I'm proud of you guys.
Calling my math teacher Shorty because of his short fingers... He really hated that... till one day we were laughing about something and he came up to me and yelled -"Whats so funny?!" and i was like "Nothing Shorty... Nothing at all..." Boy, that was fun!
[QUOTE=Jeppe137;18360702]Calling my math teacher Shorty because of his short fingers... He really hated that... till one day we were laughing about something and he came up to me and yelled -"Whats so funny?!" and i was like "Nothing Shorty... Nothing at all..." Boy, that was fun![/QUOTE]
Looks like that guy was short on his luck.
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I moonwalked into class.
ITT: people who didn't read the topic title. It says STUPID, most of these reasons are legit
Anyways im not complaining, keep typing them up they're still funny.
Heres mine:
I raged at my teacher for saying god bless you to me when I sneezed. I was saying how it could offend someone who had a different religion. I said under my breath "stupid christians" then got kicked out.
Everyone thinks I worship Satan now -_-
I called my teacher a close-minded fuck for not believing in evolution.
Oh your god... Someone rated me dumb
[QUOTE=GhetoGeek;18361997]Oh your god... Someone rated me dumb[/QUOTE]
Did I change your life? Are you reflecting on your errors now?
I didn't get kicked out but in 8th grade I fell asleep in social studies, my teacher lifted up my half of the desk and dropped it. Another time this kid fell asleep, the teacher poured water in his hair.
Farting in class.
Laughing.
Calling a teacher by their first name.
Calling a student by their whole name (Just to joke with them), *First Middle Last*.
In primary 5 (That's equal to grade 5 for you people :v:), during science, the teacher was teaching us about levers and fulcrums and all that crap, then he asked, "What happens when you turn the door knob?", I shouted "The door opens" and then he got all red and pissed, and I got a letter of warning for "disturbing the teacher while he is teaching".
For answering a math problem using a method the teacher was just about to tell us about.
I got an eraser and a ruler and put the eraser onto the ruler, bent the ruler back and watched the rubber get fly across the classroom and smack the teacher on the back of the head.
Oh and another was when I round housed a jotter off of my table and it landed in the bin.
Because I'm a badass motherfucker
Well, this story of mine happened just this week. I was in manufacturing class and I was out in the shop where all the machines and stuff were. And three other students got sent into the hallway for fooling around a bit. I was washing my hands because the class was almost over and once I dried them off, I decided I'd open the door next to me where the students were sent out. The teacher spotted me and then was quick to yell at me and said "You get out here too!". The teacher then brought us to the office a few minutes later and the Vice Principal asked me what I did and I said "I opened the door". He shrugged and said "Well, go get some homework and go home." I simply said "ok" and left. Two girls that were also sent out, got sent home. The other guy got stuck having to do some sort of newspaper article or essay on what he did wrong and he said to the VP "I'm not going to do this, I'd rather leave." and the VP said "Well, if you leave then you're going to be suspended." So he made the choice to go home like the rest of us had to. Also, the next day I talked to my teacher and he said I opened the door with malicious intent.
I got expelled for writing down the name of a song on a note, and passing it to a friend.
He couldn't remember the name and asked on the note. I'll type up what the note said.
Friend: Hey what is the name of that one song you played earlier?
Me: "Boom boom fire"
Friend: Oh okay, cause my little brother thought it was cool and wanted it.
Me: Ya I have another song that sounds a bit cooler, I'll show you it later. (this is when the note got taken away).
I was in the principles office for 2 hours, getting yelled at by some dick cop who said it was a bomb threat and I was gonna blow up the school and my friend almost got in trouble too.
The principal didn't think it was a threat after I brought the fucking song in and played it to the cop and like every other fucking person in the room.
I ended up having to go to some juvenile hall thing instead of school for the rest of the year.
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If you think the school I went to and the cop I dealt with was fucking stupid, rate me Artistic.
For drawing in free draw time in art.
EDIT: Drawing Hentai :3:
Yesterday, because its almost the end of the year, me and my mates decided to get some water bombs and have a bit of fun, but because my grade finish's earlier than the other because of year 12 we started to hand out water bombs and throw em around.
Me and a friend started to do knock and runs and throw em at teachers and in classrooms, but my dickhead friend throws one when we are right in the open at the principle and he runs behind a tree and i am left in the open and he grabs me and i got suspended for 2 weeks. But we finish in 2 weeks so i get an extra 2 weeks holiday so in a way he rewarded me.
[QUOTE=dual elites;18286292]One time I walked in and she just told me to get out.
Pffft.[/QUOTE]
Avatar is perfect with post.
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I felt sick and my teacher wouldn't allow me to leave the class to phone my parents well this was the convo.
Me: Um, I don't feel too good can I please go to the nurse?
Teacher: No.
Me: Why not I really don't feel well?
Teacher: I SAID NO ( by this point she's yelling at me and so is the kid sitting behind me.)
Then nausea kicked in, as I was yelling at the child behind me it went a little something like this.
Me: Can you mind your own business?
Him: No, you can't disrespect teachers like that.
So I showed the fucker my war face :kraken: Me: Just mind your own busi- BLARGABLARGER ( I threw up on the fucker) His face was a mix of shock, confusion, and ecstasy. My face was only this :mmmsmug:
My Friend dropped his pencil so i picked it up and gave it back to him
[b]INSTANT REFERRAL[/B]
I didn't hear the teacher and he thought I was disresepcting him so he pinned me against the wall outside and went and got the dean.
Sleeping in a free lesson
[QUOTE=GhetoGeek;18361948]ITT: people who didn't read the topic title. It says STUPID, most of these reasons are legit
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That's because the legit reasons are much more hilarious.
Laughing
Pointing out mistakes.
Funny thing happened to my friend yesterday which is slightly relevant to this thread. After school ended my friend was just messing around and grabbed our other friend, and a teacher came and saw him having the other in a "choke hold" for the second day in a row. Even though the victim said they were both friends and he wasn't hurt, the attacker got sent to the office.
The victim had already left the school, and so the other was in the office, the teacher told the principal that they were actually in a real fight, and the principal opened up his record. He scored a few points under the ADHD line when he took the test (so he technically has ADHD even though he doesn't take meds) so the principal just told him "you can leave now."
The teacher was like, "Is he going to get in trouble???" and the principal just said no.
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