Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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Some classmates got me laughing while reading out loud.
I was laughing before every word.
So we were 10-15 people who got sent out for 3 hours because of this (Apparently my laugh is disturbing)
only 5 left in the classroom, I feel sorry for them. :biggrin:
[QUOTE=EskimoSteve;18364173]
I felt sick and my teacher wouldn't allow me to leave the class to phone my parents well this was the convo.
Me: Um, I don't feel too good can I please go to the nurse?
Teacher: No.
Me: Why not I really don't feel well?
Teacher: I SAID NO ( by this point she's yelling at me and so is the kid sitting behind me.)
Then nausea kicked in, as I was yelling at the child behind me it went a little something like this.
Me: Can you mind your own business?
Him: No, you can't disrespect teachers like that.
So I showed the fucker my war face :kraken: Me: Just mind your own busi- BLARGABLARGER ( I threw up on the fucker) His face was a mix of shock, confusion, and ecstasy. My face was only this :mmmsmug:[/QUOTE]
He had it coming, too bad the teacher got off Scott free.
It was roll call and I got kicked out when I said "here" after my name was called. The teacher was old and decrepit though, so he must have heard something else. He also had sagging wrinkly old man tits.
Last year my whole class had to stay at the classroom for lunch because we talked a lot during yesterdays class, so we're all silent and stuff eating then this kid who makes noises and gets in trouble all the time is walking towards the classroom, he makes a wierd sound like bloooooooo or something, and the teacher hears it and kicks him out before he evens steps in the classroom, everyone laughed their ass off.
Staring at the the girl's next to me boobs
Yelling out rape when the teacher said anal sex
This year, my friend and I were talking about titles(I don't know why) and he said it wrong and said Tittles, the teacher heard us(Our teachers cool) and he looked at him in disbelief while everyone was laughing, I was literally lmao'ing and my eyes got teary because it was hilarious, then I got kicked out.
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yep
alright
i used to have gas problems, and then i kept on tooting in class
and then the teacher was just like "go finish outside"
Our science teacher tells us that there's a video on youtube of him spinning a little kid on his shoulders around for screwing around in class too much.
Singing doctor dick in math class
Animated stickmen on your notebook.
[QUOTE=xZippy;18286947]Nothing.[/QUOTE]This.
Talking, apparently.
The only thing you can do with talking in class is a call for help from helpers or a teacher. If your stuck on something when your learning.
Not me, but a friend.
He had diahorrea, and the teacher wouldn't let him out (5 min til home time), he told me he had "the runs" and he scooted left and right in his chair. He got up and pleaded to the teacher, who refused one last time. Then he sat in his chair, and a minute later, the people around him (myself included) heard a horrifying air burst and something that sounded chunky. My friend got up and the chair now had a brown hue.
The teacher was warned and the kid got a few days off.
For being too awesome.
:smug:
My senior year in Chinese class, the teacher asked me how I would say "Hello" in Chinese, I was thinking about Spanish and I said;
"Hola."
I got a referral because I kicked some bitch's foot who had her leg in the middle of the aisle.
This kid in my class took my seat and the teacher told me to sit down. I explained the situation and he said "just sit down!" The kid just sat there with a :smug: look on his face until I kicked him in the nuts. Then I was sent out into the hall. I explained the situation to the teacher and he was cool about it and I didn't get in trouble.
I said, "I'd rather burn the flag than worship it." during the pledge.
God damn pledge.
[QUOTE=sonnysonny;18377175]This kid in my class took my seat and the teacher told me to sit down. I explained the situation and he said "just sit down!" The kid just sat there with a :smug: look on his face until I kicked him in the nuts. Then I was sent out into the hall. I explained the situation to the teacher and he was cool about it and I didn't get in trouble.[/QUOTE]
thats uncool
[QUOTE=Applecrap;18377244]I said, "I'd rather burn the flag than worship it." during the pledge.
God damn pledge.[/QUOTE]
you're an idiot
I was in math class and me and this kid were talking he said a joke and i said shut up, my teacher thought i said it to her and i got kicked out for 2 hours... good thing is i called everyone i could just to teach her a lesson.
[QUOTE=Doriol;18377294]you're an idiot[/QUOTE]
Probably.
[QUOTE=neb934;18306803]I was pissed at my english teacher so I flipped him off, and instead of kick me out, [b]he called me a "lazy mother fucking slacker and flipped me off[/b]."[/QUOTE]
The teacher who did this was the most epic teacher ever.
Before class my girlfriend sat next to me and I asked "how is my little Latina lovebird" and got suspended for racism.
I once got kicked out of my comp. sci. class for reading an article on anandtech between assignments.
It was the one about the Xbox Beowulf cluster, if anyone remembers it. I want to say it's from '04 or '05. It was the week it came out.
Calling my teacher racist.
She is racist, she told the whole class she stopped talking to her sister cuz her sister married a white guy. My teacher was Jamaican.
Fell asleep 3 times grade 5 my teach threw a marker the first time, then yelled at me,and drop books by then I got a talk about going to bed early
My Anatomy and Physiology teacher is a pretty cool guy. This kid next to me was sleeping during a lecture, so he duct-taped him to the desk.
He was surprised when the bell rang, to say the least.
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