On: Most anime women, particularly Sou/Suiseiseki at the moment. That being said their ball joints are oddly arousing.
Off: Real women. :v:
I'm not kidding unfortunately/fortunately.
Turn ons
Hair (LOTS OF IT),
Slightly skinny (not like anorexic skinny),
Shy girls (something about them makes me more attracted to them),
Honest girls (ones who won't lie about where they've been the night before),
Non gang members (sluts from gangs are a no-go for me)
And girls who aren't afraid to get down on their knees and do some work.
Turn offs
Fashion freaks,
Liers,
Snobs,
Girls who giggle a lot,
Those girls down park avenue who ask if i'm looking for a "good time"
And bitches.
[QUOTE=Sfisher7]On: Most anime women, particularly Sou/Suiseiseki at the moment. That being said their ball joints are oddly arousing.
Off: Real women. :v:
I'm not kidding unfortunately/fortunately.[/QUOTE]
In the words of some facepunch member whose name escapes me...
"Dolljoints are sooo hot"
[QUOTE=Sfisher7]On: Most anime women, particularly Sou/Suiseiseki at the moment. That being said their ball joints are oddly arousing.
Off: Real women. :v:
I'm not kidding unfortunately/fortunately.[/QUOTE]
thank god you can never reproduce
[QUOTE=Kobl]just kidding mike.
we can still be friends :3:
leet is just more attractive...[/QUOTE]
Indeed :3:
:q:
[QUOTE=shknbk]Indeed :3:
:q:[/QUOTE]
You still need to post your turn-ons/offs
[QUOTE=flashn00b]You still need to post your turn-ons/offs[/QUOTE]
this ones for mike:
-on
everything
-off
flashn00b
[QUOTE=IlikeHL2]In the words of some facepunch member whose name escapes me...
"Dolljoints are sooo hot"[/QUOTE]
I used to think people like that were quite strange. But now here I am with my 9530 rozen maiden pictures. I don't really care that much for them but it's a plus. Face and hair is certainly the best part.
[QUOTE=Dabu]thank god you can never reproduce[/QUOTE]
:lol:
I'd like to have a family but I really don't want to have a woman. Seems quite the opposite of most people. I'll probably/hopefully come around. I'd happily like real women if I could but I can't like them visually even if I try.
[QUOTE=flashn00b]You still need to post your turn-ons/offs[/QUOTE]
Turn ons:
Cute girls :3:
Short-average height
Turn offs:
Massive tits
Bitchy personality
I've got more turn-ons than the average lightbulb can take :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=shknbk]Turn ons:
Cute girls :3:
Short-average height
Turn offs:
Massive tits
Bitchy personality[/QUOTE]
:3:
me too
[B]Turn ons:[/B]
Tall guys (at least my height or taller)
Short-medium hair
Good humour
Intelligence
[B]Turn offs[/B]
Females (I'm straight)
Shaved heads
Crude/stupid humour
Bad manners
Guys who are too serious.
Fat guys
Overly skinny guys (as in if you can see their bones)
Male sluts
Dumb guys
Chavs
on:
My boyfriends voice. His eyes.
dark hair and dark eyes are hot:)
off:
blonde hair
blue eyes
green eyes
big muscles. toned is nice but.. grossly muscley men look wrong.
shiney skin.
when someone other than Ash calls me "babe" or something like that.
On:
Beautiful face
Strong character
Mildly curly blonde hair
Blue eyes
Slightly long fingers and manicure
Fit body
Cute voice
Stylish dresser
Girls who are asking for it
Off:
Weak character
Short height
Stubby fingers and small boy-ish nails
Low consistency breasts
Even the slightest extra chub
Widely spaced teeth
Jew nose (sorry Jews)
Very short hair
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx][B]Turn ons:[/B]
Tall guys (at least my height or taller)
Short-medium hair
Good humour
Intelligence
[B]Turn offs[/B]
Females (I'm straight)
Shaved heads
Crude/stupid humour
Bad manners
Guys who are too serious.
Fat guys
Overly skinny guys (as in if you can see their bones)
Male sluts
Dumb guys
Chavs[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, it's a girl!
[b]Edit:[/b]
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE]on:
My boyfriends voice. His eyes.
dark hair and dark eyes are hot:)
off:
blonde hair
blue eyes
green eyes
big muscles. toned is nice but.. grossly muscley men look wrong.
shiney skin.
when someone other than Ash calls me "babe" or something like that.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god! ANOTHER GIRL!
[QUOTE=Maxx]On:
Beautiful face
Strong character
Mildly curly blonde hair
Blue eyes
Slightly long fingers and manicure
Fit body
Cute voice
Stylish dresser
Girls who are asking for it
Off:
Weak character
Short height
Stubby fingers and small boy-ish nails
Low consistency breasts
Even the slightest extra chub
Widely spaced teeth
Jew nose (sorry Jews)
Very short hair[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend is everything from your turn-ons except for blonde hair.
Turn on
Brunettes
Medium sized boobs
Well built (not fat or skinny)
Green eyes
Turn off
Girls with very short hair
Huge boobs
Fatness
Piercing and Tattoo's
Smokers
[QUOTE=MasterFen006]My girlfriend is everything from your turn-ons except for blonde hair.[/QUOTE]
Lucky. Where can I find some girls like that? :q:
[QUOTE=UmbrellaCorp]Turn ons:
Dark hair and short hair.
Fat. Not like really fat. Just like a little belly. Shut up.
Green eyes.
Small to average boobs.
Small nipples.
Niceness.
Weird personality.[/QUOTE]
Scenekids. :eng101:
Turn ons:
fake women (drawn and the like)
school girl outfits
those one-piece blue japanese swimsuits
panties
skinny but not bones visible skinny
lesbians
small or flat chests
Turn offs:
fat people even just pudge
99.9%of real women
big boobs
blood
gore
anybody above 48
asian people
[B]Turn Ons: [/B]Big round boobs, dark lipstick, fake nails.
[highlight]Turn Offs: [/highlight]Saggy boobs, butch haircut, upper lip hair.
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Turn-ons (I like girls)
-cute face
-cute body but not fat
Turn-offs
-As far as I know, girls don't fart.
-tank ass fat people.
Turn ons:
The way my girlfriend talks, when she messes with my hair, and the way she touches me. Before you ask, I don't mean my penis.
Turn offs:
Bad hygene
stupid
Acts like a smart ass and is VERY UGLY. Like buck teeth...
ons:
Emo girls. The skinny ones.
Certain hair styles
Plain coloured Converse all stars (high tops - preferably red, black or lime green, must be worn in) x3
Cute face
Fit
Musical talent
Wit
Girls who enjoy reading, like actual books, not dolly.
Paying for one's own meals.
offs:
Bad hygiene (bleh) - this includes not wearing deoderant
Bad teeth.
Know-it-alls
Up tight people
People who drop in on other surfers
overly big lips
Smart asses
Self-righteousness
People who don't listen
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]
Turn off: :raise: Pain.[/QUOTE]
Turn ons: Pain.
No, but seriously,
Turn ons: Pain, sleeping chicks, critical illness, and asians.
Turn offs: I'm so desperate I can't even think of anything.
Ons-
Smart
Taller guys, but not TOO tall
Looks are a plus
NICE
NOT AN ASSHOLE
Lets me pay
willing to talk
gamer
offs-
Assholes
Idiots
short guys
is too traditional
Turn ons:
Corsets
Pale skin
Expertise in Photoshop :q:
Turn offs:
Fat
Hairy legs/arms/armpits/vag.
And a million other things.
I like girls in Motocross gear.
[b]Turn ons:[/b]
Intelligent
Friendly
Similar sense of humor
Likes cars/video games...or both
Fit body, not super skinny
[b]Turn offs:[/b]
Bitchy attitudes
Spoiled
Overweight
Feministic attitudes
Smoking...excessive drinking
[QUOTE=tannzwut]Turn ons: Pain, sleeping chicks, critical illness, and asians.
Turn offs: I'm so desperate I can't even think of anything.[/QUOTE]
What did you expect with those fucked up fetishes then?
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