What was/is your school nickname? - General

[QUOTE=Dan*;37853712]>mustache >high school[/QUOTE] I don't know what age people start highschool in the states (so many variable uses around the world) but I started growing facial hair at 12.

Sometimes my classmates affectionally call me Skinhead, because I had my hair shaven off and got a buzz cut. Ironically, though I'm now letting my hair grow back to my old long curls, I'm still called Skinhead, to the bewilderment of people who don't know the context (and, hilariously, proceed to assume I'm racist or something).

retard

Jesus Cuz I used to have long ass hair, and I miss it ;-;

Big Jim

Jim and PJ were the only two I picked up in the entirety of my full-time-educational life. I got them both during primary school and they stuck with me for about 7 years. Jim started because there were 2 other Petes in my class one year, so my friends started calling my by my middle name (which isn't confusing at all), which got shortened to Jim. PJ started in year 5 when I was allowed to do sound and lighting for a school play. I was stood behind a little console at the back with headphones on and apparently my friends thought I looked like a DJ, so I became "PJ the DJ" (which was hilarious for about 5 minutes). A few guys carried on calling my PJ from then on. Interestingly after only acquiring 2 nicknames for the first 22 years of my life, I amassed 5 within the first couple of months after leaving uni and working full time: "Paul" (The guy who left the company and who's chair I took over was called Paul. One of the IT guys couldn't be bothered to change all the labels on the cables going to my desk, so he just calls me Paul) "Johnboy" (The test engineer thought I looked like Johnboy from The Waltons) "The Fortune Guy" (I used to print out [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)]fortune cookies[/url] and put them on the notice board. A guy from another company on our floor saw me doing it once and said "ah, so you're the fortune guy". He still calls me it sometimes.) "Mr Punctuality" (I'm notorious for never submitting my monthly reports on time. Somebody in HR could tell it was going to be a running theme with me very quickly.) "Padawan" (The senior engineer who mentors me is a Star Wars fan.)

Bubba. (i aint even black yo)

Never had one myself, but some kid got transferred from another school in year 10, proper scruffy, fuck-ugly chav called Nathan, everyone was like "naa fuck that, you're called trevor", sometimes got called Sid too, i think after the sloth out of ice age or some shit cos his eyes were well far apart

Ben Girlnett my real name is Ben Burnett stemmed from some teacher mishearing my name as Brunette and saying isn't that a girls name? Honestly I don't get why they thought Girlnett was better than Brunette but there you go

"You"

Jocke Pocke Batman The Mask Frankenstein Don't ask Me how I got them...

Calculator girl

Octodick. Don't ask

[QUOTE=NeoDement;37868265]Ben Girlnett my real name is Ben Burnett stemmed from some teacher mishearing my name as Brunette and saying isn't that a girls name? Honestly I don't get why they thought Girlnett was better than Brunette but there you go[/QUOTE] And we are taught by these people...

internal screw

Loki, because apparently I look like this guy: [img]http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/n/new-clip-from-the-avengers-watch-now-100891-470-75.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;37875073]Loki, because apparently I look like this guy: [img]http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/n/new-clip-from-the-avengers-watch-now-100891-470-75.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] nice

Burns

Richie Eminem :v:

D-FENS Snow White

W, because my ultimate Frisbee team is the w's (all the other teams had retarded names/really long ones and I wanted to fuck with the teacher)

My last name is kinda spelled like "funky" or "funk", and my PE coach was this awesome oorah-texan guy that had these infamous ostrich boots, but that's another story. Like everyone else that's tried to pronounce my name the first time, he said funky, then funk, and so that's what I was called by people in my PE class and XC team. [editline]Shittyniggerfucktitsfaggotwhorecuntwankernigernigernignignonognogniggernignogshitdickfaggotfucker[/editline] I didn't really mind being called it; people thought it was awesome that my last name was "funky" (although it wasn't), and they were cool about it.

That's funky, man.

John, even though my real name isn't even close to that. :v:

In highschool it was "Fifty Cal." because my last name is Barrett. In Middle-School it was "Branflakes" because my first name is Brandon.

Queef Chief from one guy, because some girl queefed on my dick

One of my friends called me Jiggu occationally because he liked it.

"Jesus" and "Hey you"

Big D

Freeman, on account of my first name being Gordon. Bagpipes, because I play the bagpipes. McCunt McCum McCock Because my last name is McCloud. Das Wunderkind was a nickname given to me by my German side of the family. And for some reason, McToastyBuns.