If the apocalypse were in 24 hours, what would you do?

[Fusilero1]

:suicide:

[IhateValve]

hide

[swno1]

hide in a bunker
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19610198]Apocalipse is in 2 years.[/QUOTE]

~3 years :eng101:

the "apocalypse" is in the [B]end[/B] of 2012.

[Spookly]

Twitter about it.

[mars7a]

Deal with it.
:smugdog:

JK, probably being awesome and flipping people off.
Also, bitch smacking some people I hate.

[hawkeye hawk]

Start speaking Scottish, were a skinned lamahead as a hat and play on a accordion.

[MILKE]

Being serious now.

Gather food and water, reinforce my appartment, find and/or construct my own type of weapons.

Get my family together.

[IhateValve]

[QUOTE=hawkeye hawk;19610820]Start speaking Scottish, were a skinned lamahead as a hat and play on a accordion.[/QUOTE]

wow

you do not deserve a computer

[Sinisterlock]

I would get wasted and steal a bus and start rampaging about my town.

[Boobookittyfuck]

Go find the most scenic landscape in my province, grab 10 buddies, iPod and iPod dock, pound of weed, and go out in the best way I could imagine.

[Jcorp]

Party like it's 1995.

[Col. Buggernuts]

Probably just continue posting on Facepunch until the end, got fuck all else to do.

[mastersrp]

Tell the girl i love how much i love her.
Make a thread about it.

[Smirnoff Joe]

I'd grab a gasmask and wait down in the London Underground, hopefully along with other people down there at the time, then live down there until the fallout dissipates. (if it doesn't, then at least I survive underground)

[Auster]

[QUOTE=MILKE;19610833]Being serious now.

Gather food and water, reinforce my appartment, find and/or construct my own type of weapons.

Get my family together.[/QUOTE]

its a natural apocalypse not a zombie one :smug:

[Herr Sven]

Get out into the forest, Far out, and live as a hunter-gatherer while the cities gets nuked and stuff.

[Confused111]

If it's a Y2K like apocalypse, I would get in an airplane and wait until the power begins to fail. As soon as it does, I would jump out with a parachute on me, watch as the nukes blow up the Earth, and not pull the cord.

If it's a 2012 apocalypse, I would construct a massive floating base, and make people pay to get in.

If it's an apocalypse where Satan rises from Hell or some shit, I would develop a new kind of bullet that has a pocket of holy water in the tip, and go out fighting.

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19610424]Steal a car, drive to woOt_5000's house, get him, then go hide somewhere.

(possibly in previously mentioned secret room)[/QUOTE]

And then you stab him?

[Askaris]

If Armageddon can be averted, go out and prevent it from happening. Else, shoot myself to spite it.

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=killz2much;19614518]And then you stab him?[/QUOTE]

with my penis

[BlackBirdNL]

Stick my penis in every orphan I can find

[Umi-hebi]

randomly take potshots at people

[Thugaim]

Steal a boat + food/supplies and sail towards the horizon

[ababs362]

[QUOTE=Thugaim;19614777]Steal a boat + food/supplies and sail towards the horizon[/QUOTE]
Nulcear Bomb. Read the OP.
:downs:

Cry.
Get my friends together.
Cry Together.

[dookster]

Find someone to fuck.

[Saza]

Go into space, watch the fireworks.

And this: [QUOTE=Suttles;19337403]It's not 2010 yet.
But I will fap till no tomorrow. [b]Then suck my own dick(like a boss)[/b] then get killed.[/QUOTE]
maybe

[mike]

see my girlfriend and my family, have a good gin and tonic, a fillet steak then crack open the magnum of chateau mouton rothschild and have a nice drink.

[Ub0nic]

[QUOTE=karimatrix;19608016]Start raping.[/QUOTE]

this

[PGunnii]

Ask this one girl if she wanted to use her last moments wisely.

[HazeFyer23]

Here is my well-developed plan in case of an apocaylpse:

1. Stock up on cheese doodles, moar food and water

2. Tell my family I love them.

3. Sex. If not possible, I go to the computer, unzip pants, fap fap fap...fap