"Fox News tells the truth 100%."
They never get their news from anywhere else.
A new video card will make the Internet faster.....
[QUOTE=Boobenmyre;19165504]A new video card will make the Internet faster.....[/QUOTE]
That reminded me of how my parents have the impression that blu-ray makes everything better.
That having a lot of stuff on your hard drive will make the internet slower.
"If there is a gun in the house, someone will snap and kill us all."
"A gun is still dangerous, even if it's unloaded and disassembled."
Eating a lot and staying on the computer is good for your health
Reading this makes me cry.
Anyways, my mom pisses me off.
She thinks she knows exactly what I'm doing and why I did it.
SUmmed up it's "YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE BECAUSE IT IS THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE CORRECT EVEN IF WHAT IM SAYING IS FUCKING RETARDED AS SHIT"
Our internet is the fastest!
But...
OURS IS THE FASTEST (AND EVEN THOUGH YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET, I KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THAN YOU (something he heavily implies))
(I'm currently downloading GTAIV through steam at an average of around 130kb/s)
Also Avast! is a virus
If you have 3 C's you are immdiately stupid
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;19163747]Wouldn't that make you feel like a total bastard? Eating [I]all[/I] the food when it could have been given to starving children instead.[/QUOTE]
She always told me that because I was a picky eater, and she was a shitty cook(Would you like to eat poorly fried chicken and hard rice for every night, for, well, forever?). So, I didn't eat the food, she would fill my head with that bullshit, and I still wouldn't eat it. Hell, I would've preferred if nobody ate her cooking.
They believe every time any computer in the house is running slow that I am "hacking" and downloading "viruses" on all the computers. Yeah like I want to go around fucking up the computers that I use.
When I was first introduced to the computer, I was told the pressing escape could mess everything up. I was also told that regedit was a secret part of windows that only people who work for Microsoft know of.
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;19163747]Wouldn't that make you feel like a total bastard? Eating [I]all[/I] the food when it could have been given to starving children instead.[/QUOTE]
Well I don't feel bad because the food wasn't going to get to those dying kids anyways, it was just going to sit in the supermarket for days until it expired. Besides, it's not like I choose where the food I bought ends up.
"Wash your elbows, people are going to make fun of you"
Seriously? The most people will do is look unnerved at your black, filthy elbows, not say "Hey buttfaggothomo! Nice ELBOWS, SISSY!"
Your hairs too greasy.People will notice.
No one person ahs ever noticed besides my mom.
Has anyones Mom ever licked her finger/thumb and wiped your eyebrow(s) with it? That shit is fucking annoying.
My lamp fell and my mom came in yelling at me thinking I was doing drugs, that makes no sense whatsoever.
"Your dad sent me an internet the other day" ~Mother
[QUOTE=Alex9325;19167356]My lamp fell and my mom came in yelling at me thinking I was doing drugs, that makes no sense whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
You can probably use the lamps wiring for the electric current to shittily fry up some cocaine.
You can play a Bass through a Guitar amp.
[QUOTE=rightpillock;19168597]You can play a Bass through a Guitar amp.[/QUOTE]
BUT YOU CAN! (Joking)
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;19161625]"Dem online games take too much bandwidth but youtube doesn't."[/QUOTE]
This
My dad thinks whenever you visit a site they immediately have all of your details. He means EVERYTHING like SS#, Name, Phone Number, it's hilarious to hear him rant about it.
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[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19166422]"Wash your elbows, people are going to make fun of you"
Seriously? The most people will do is look unnerved at your black, filthy elbows, not say "Hey buttfaggothomo! Nice ELBOWS, SISSY!"[/QUOTE]
Naw, was that shit.
[QUOTE=rightpillock;19168597]You can play a Bass through a Guitar amp.[/QUOTE]
It's certainly not ideal, but you can if you really, really want to.
[QUOTE=rightpillock;19168597]You can play a Bass through a Guitar amp.[/QUOTE]
I've done it through my sister's guitar amp, and it sounded pretty good.
"Santa is real!"
"RAM? Doesn't that hurt your computer?"
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;19170859]"RAM? Doesn't that hurt your computer?"[/QUOTE]
Only if you RAM it into a wall.
That the screen is the actual computer, every time....
[QUOTE=EpicPokingStick;19171441]Only if you RAM it into a wall.[/QUOTE]
that's the point
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