• Your Parents' Flawed Knowledge...
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TF2 Crashed due to lack of RAM and shitty processor. Father said, "CORRUPT DATA UNINSTALL NOW" He bought me the fucking game off Steam. CI?
Everysingle damned time I have a problem, my mom just says "Put on lotion."
Once when I was watching the best scene in Inglourious Basterds ([sp]The Nazi being beaten to death with a baseball bat by the Bear Jew[/sp]) my mom saw that and was all like "DO NOT EVER FUCKING PLAY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES OR WATCH ANY VIOLENT MOVIEDJFJKJKREJGOGEOR" :bang: Nazis deserve being beaten to death, after all.
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd!;19171806]Everysingle damned time I have a problem, my mom just says "Put on lotion."[/QUOTE] "Mom I can't figure out this math problem." "Put on lotion."
Playing an MMO during a raid or something big, then suddenly mom needs me for something. "[i][b]Pause the game![/b] I need your help, come here.[/i]"
[QUOTE=CourageDog;19162039]Your eyes will go square if you stay on that computer[/QUOTE] The simple comeback to this is, "Actually mother I think you'll find they would go rectangular :smug:"
referring to the laptop ONLY MY PARENTS USE: "this computer is getting slower, WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?" Last time I used it was about 7 months before he said that sentence. And it's a 4 years old laptop, for Cthulhu's sake, OF COURSE it's slow.
[QUOTE=Domamin;19166233]If you have 3 C's you are immdiately stupid[/QUOTE] This :gonk:
My mom wondered why I didn't have a Geography grade, and spent an hour and a half lecturing me on turning up to exams before I could explain that I DON'T EVEN TAKE THE SUBJECT!
[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;19172337]My mom wondered why I didn't have a Geography grade, and spent an hour and a half lecturing me on turning up to exams before I could explain that I DON'T EVEN TAKE THE SUBJECT![/QUOTE] Saying "I don't even take the subject" takes one second. Your mother didn't pause for one second in an hour and a half? Or what do you mean by "before I could"?
Dad: 'Err, bethany, how do you turn on the computer? I can't find the button' *presses button to turn on moniter* IT'S NOT WORKING WHAT DID YOU DO 'you're taking the wide path straight into the gates of hell' Mum: '99% of guys only want you for one thing'
Mum's right.
[QUOTE=bethanygrace;19172715]Mum: '99% of guys only want you for one thing'[/QUOTE] Make it four, if you count boobs and ass.
[QUOTE=Gmans Granny;19171512]That the screen is the actual computer, every time....[/QUOTE] Well if you have a mac... You should shoot yourself:biggrin:
[QUOTE=bethanygrace;19172715]Dad: 'Err, bethany, how do you turn on the comuter? I can't find the button' *presses button to turn on moniter* IT'S NOT WORKING WHAT DID YOU DO 'you're taking the wide path straight into the gates of hell' Mum: '99% of guys only want you for one thing'[/QUOTE] Your mom is right.
Her hard drive was partitioned to allow Ubuntu and Windows (She wanted to try Ubuntu), but decided she didn't like Ubuntu so I deleted that partitioned and added the free space back to Windows. The day after she demanded to know where the 'other' hard drive went, and thought I took it out and put it in my computer.
When you leave the house you're drinking or doing drugs, especially if it's late.
[QUOTE=Cittidel;19179583]Her hard drive was partitioned to allow Ubuntu and Windows (She wanted to try Ubuntu), but decided she didn't like Ubuntu so I deleted that partitioned and added the free space back to Windows. The day after she demanded to know where the 'other' hard drive went, and thought I took it out and put it in my computer.[/QUOTE] I would seriously not complain. Wanting to try ubuntu, and knowing how to navigate a dual boot startup is impressive!
I share a room with my little brother, and I was staying up late on the PC whilst he was sleeping to go to school tomorrow, but it turns out he decided to take a sick day instead. My dad got mad at me for staying up late and said; "Your PC waves are subconsciously making your brother ill so stop staying up" I just nodded and tried to hide back a laugh.
"agagag r u playaingd viholent bideioui geim dat forbiddn becuz u vvil vecome a muredr assassin agdgdfhdf" Or "omfdgf is dat scaryrye vioelhent movee ure ba chilsdern and u are muder go to bed and ure grunded!111 [editline]08:51PM[/editline] im a fucking murder due to retarded violent games that don't resemble just a bit of real life WHAT THE FUCCCCK tho,the only thing i may murder is a yrruf(aka i made it backwards so i don't banned).
norton is better than avast :downs:
"SAM PLUG IN MY KEYBOARD AND MOUSE PLZ" *Done, they are both USB so I plug it in from the front of the computer* "SAM ITS NOT DONE RIGHT DO IT AGAIN"
[QUOTE=Odox;19161114]Weed is bad for you.[/QUOTE] It kills you.
Since I'm always playing online games i can't literally pause the game. "Brandon, pause the game and help me!" "Mom,I'm on an online game, i can't stop the game" "Can't you just tell everyone to stop?"
Usually some bullshit that the computer monitor leaks harmful radiation that can injure me if I spend longer than 2 hours on it.
WHERE DID IT GO YOU DIDN'T DELETE IT DID YOU it's minimised [editline]11:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pacmaney;19182725]Usually some bullshit that the computer monitor leaks harmful radiation that can injure me if I spend longer than 2 hours on it.[/QUOTE] yup
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19181576]Since I'm always playing online games i can't literally pause the game. "Brandon, pause the game and help me!" "Mom,I'm on an online game, i can't stop the game" "Can't you just tell everyone to stop?"[/QUOTE] tell her you pay for it. and that if you stop you'll lose money. thanks.
That would be funny "GUYS PAUZE THE RAID I GOTTA GO TO THE STORE"
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19181576]Since I'm always playing online games i can't literally pause the game. "Brandon, pause the game and help me!" "Mom,I'm on an online game, i can't stop the game" "Can't you just tell everyone to stop?"[/QUOTE] Whoa, my parents say the exact same thing, [i]and[/i] my name is Brandon. Are you my clone or something? :byodood:
No Brandon, but your tea is ready.
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