• Your Parents' Flawed Knowledge...
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I made this beautiful drawing in paint can you add it to my text for work
"Why are you dropping molten metal on that thing?! IT'S DANGEROUS, STAY AWAY FROM IT!!!!" Mom, it's called soldering...
[QUOTE=M477;19179599]When you leave the house you're drinking or doing drugs, especially if it's late.[/QUOTE] My parents think that too. Then again, they are consistently catching me drinking and doing drugs, so... :geno:
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19183445]"Why are you dropping molten metal on that thing?! IT'S DANGEROUS, STAY AWAY FROM IT!!!!" Mom, it's called soldering...[/QUOTE] Molten Metal? HAHAH
"Who's Kurt Cobain?" "Who's Tupac?" My mom lives under a rock. :\
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19181576]Since I'm always playing online games i can't literally pause the game. "Brandon, pause the game and help me!" "Mom,I'm on an online game, i can't stop the game" "Can't you just tell everyone to stop?"[/QUOTE] Bahahaha
"Stop playing on computer, I know you're on porn" "But I'm not on porn, why should I come off?" "[B]BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO![/B]" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[QUOTE=Viper202;19185277]"Stop playing on computer, I know you're on porn" "But I'm not on porn, why should I come off?" "[B]BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO![/B]" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/QUOTE] Your avatar is remarkably fitting.
Because Golem in zeno clash is not wearing a shirt, I pause the game while facing him and just go to the toilet, I come to see my mum staring at it and we had this conversation: "Who is that and what is this?" "That is Golem and this is a video game" "...Why are you facing him?" "Because I just paused it and went to the toilet" "You're not hiding anything are you?" "What could I possibly be hiding?" "Maybe that you like men" Okay, so I am instantly gay [sp]I am anyway[/sp] because I paused when facing a shirtless guy, Try and top this one people; I think my eyes nearly rolled out of my head. Also: My mum told my dad this and he just laughed, atleast he has intelligence.
"I can't find my file, I guess I have a virus" *Formats whole drive two times* True story.
"Violent video games will make you a murderer." [b]All they ever did is keep me entertained.[/b] :biggrin: [QUOTE=0v3rkill;19165602]"If there is a gun in the house, someone will snap and kill us all."[/QUOTE] The only true assumption from this quote is that guns don't kill people, people kill people. What is obviously not true is that people snap due to presence of guns, a person snaps into rage killing if something mentally disturbing happened to him/her or he/she is just plain crazy. You don't need guns to kill, just grab the nearest kitchen knife and stab away. [QUOTE=0v3rkill;19165602]"A gun is still dangerous, even if it's unloaded and disassembled."[/QUOTE] The parts of a weapon can be dangerous, you can bash someone's head in with the receiver of a handgun or choke him/her to death by shoving the barrel down the throat. A sharpened pencil can kill someone by stabbing into the brain through the eye. Want to prevent murders? Take away every single thing, that includes your arms.
You'll go crazy behind that computer
My dad used to say that Computer science will never lead to a well paid career...BULLSHIT!
GTA is bad because Fox News says so.
[QUOTE=Stinky;19182926]Whoa, my parents say the exact same thing, [i]and[/i] my name is Brandon. Are you my clone or something? :byodood:[/QUOTE] Maybe...*sniff*...maybe.. Oh, and i went for team soldier too.
Being on the computer means you are bored and want some work. Wanting school clothes for Christmas means you want sweatpants and a few pairs of underwear.
[QUOTE=IplayAspy;19201309]My dad used to say that Computer science will never lead to a well paid career...BULLSHIT![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.coins.ro/images/economic/Bill_Gates.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd!;19184212]Molten Metal? HAHAH[/QUOTE] Solder is a mixture of tin and lead at the ratio of 60/40 as the most common alloy (although the ones I use are lead-free). She was somewhat correct about the molten metal part
My parents dont think the screen is the computer anymore now that I have a lcd and huge rig
"Porn is bad." Oh and "When you ask for a pair of pants to replace your old ones it soo means to get Far Cry 2 & S.T.A.L.K.E.R., yah those games you never asked for.. yeah.."
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19163109]"Marijuana is bad for you" "Marijuana is a type of tobacco" "You don't have ADD, you're just lazy" "There's nothing wrong with you, you look fine to me" "I work in a hospital, I know" My mother assumes she knows everything about psychology because she works in a hospital. She works in Occupation Medicine. You know what she does? She organizes physicals and drug screens. She doesn't actually do either, just organizes them. She also has this fucked up idea that she knows what's going on in my head. I swear to god, my mother thinks she's so goddamn smart, but she's not. She talks to me like I'm a child, and I'm damn near 20 years old.[/QUOTE] I love how you still think you have ADD.
[QUOTE=nick10510;19226659]"Porn is bad." Oh and "When you ask for a pair of pants to replace your old ones it soo means to get Far Cry 2 & [b]S.T.A.L.K.E.R.[/b], yah those games you never asked for.. yeah.."[/QUOTE] STALKER's great though. I'd take it over pants any day.
ITT: 12 year olds bitch about parents.
My mom was taking picture with my phone, and she didnt realise she had her finger over the camera. Shes like "Why isnt anything showing up on the screen?" I lol'd
I won't even talk about computer stuff because that will make me rage... I thought this thread was about things our parents taught us wrong. So I'll just list those things. As a young child I was homeschooled. My mother taught me that there were 52 states, and that monkeys was spelled monkies and I never learned my months. I still don't know them to this day.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19227265]I won't even talk about computer stuff because that will make me rage... I thought this thread was about things our parents taught us wrong. So I'll just list those things. As a young child I was homeschooled. My mother taught me that there were 52 states, and that monkeys was spelled monkies and I never learned my months. I still don't know them to this day.[/QUOTE] :saddowns:
"When in doubt, Pinky out!" -Mother
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd!;19171806]Everysingle damned time I have a problem, my mom just says "Put on lotion."[/QUOTE] [i]Mom my dick is dry and hurts while i fapping what do i do[/i] [i]Put on lotion[/i] [i]ITS BETTER MOM THANKS![/i]
"Smoking kills, don't ever do it." *Blows smoke in my face*
"That's not an opinion, that's pure stupidity" (Well that's more like my grandma but whatever) "The girls in porn movies are being forced to do it, how could you think they weren't?!" "Jan also has a water pipe [hookah]. But surely not for marijuana, only dumb people smoke weed" (I don't, but if I did, I would so have lit up a joint on the spot and said "Oh really?") "Stop saying such stupid shit." (In reply to me pointing out that if an almighty god really existed, he would be a huge asshole, considering he could easily make us happy all the time etc.) etc.
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