• Your Parents' Flawed Knowledge...
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[quote="My father"]"Ramones is awesome"[/quote] [quote="My father"]"First person shooters are great"[/quote] [quote="My mother"]"Not all heavy metal is satanist"[/quote] No wait, that's not [B]flawed[/B] knowledge. Damn it. [quote="My mother"]"Internet is the root of all evil"[/quote] There we go.
"The router is flashing, stop downloading illegal movies"
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Chernobyl barely sent out radiation, why are the people in that documentary having to go through a checkpoint miles away?
"Your Computer Needs to be on For The Router to Work.-My Father
Guns 'N Roses are overrated.
sitting too close to the TV will rot your eyes. funny thing is, I need glasses now
Me: can I buy Halo? Mom: NEVER! Me: What about Prey? Mom: Okay Prey, F.E.A.R. and every other game.
[QUOTE=aracnop;19289846]Me: can I buy Halo? Mom: NEVER! Me: What about Prey? Mom: Okay Prey, F.E.A.R. and every other game.[/QUOTE] Your mum's smart. It's obviously because Halo's one of the only games she's ever heard of, but I like to pretend it's because she knows that it's a shitty game.
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;19289918]Your mum's smart. It's obviously because Halo's one of the only games she's ever heard of, but I like to pretend it's because she knows that it's a shitty game.[/QUOTE] She heard it was a "murder simulator" from one of her friends.
[QUOTE=aracnop;19289939]She heard it was a "murder simulator"[/QUOTE] I'd certainly like to murder some of the kids who play it.
My parents believe that a stationary space heater, whether it's plugged in or not, will be a fire hazard.
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