okay itt you can post about things you have done with girls
or, if you're not as good looking as me, things that girls have said to you
i went to get subway a few days ago and this girl took my order
she listened really intently and smiled when i finished listing my order
she handed me my wrap when she finished preparing it (after a silence, i assume it was because she was so nervous like me) and our fingers touched
i smiled and she smiled back
as i went to walk out the door i contemplated saying goodbye to her, but she spoke first, "have a good day," she said
i smiled awkwardly and walked off, too nervous to say anything back to her
it was the happiest day of my life
post yours
...That is... very sad...
I was waiting in line for something, and these two stereotypical black people (one male one female) ended up behind me. They were so annoying I wanted to shove one's head up the others ass.
Well I took this girl out on a Friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right. We started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV.... And that's about the time she walked away from me.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16614661]...That is... very sad...[/QUOTE]
[i]It was sadness and happiness, mixed in a poetic fashion of pure love.
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[highlight][i][B]YEAH RIGHT THAT'S JUST A PEICE OF BULLSHIT YOU'RE A PUSSY I WOULD'VE TAPPED HER ON THE SPOT YOU FAG[/B][/i][/highlight]
[QUOTE=KG_1;16614713]Well I took this girl out on a Friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right. We started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV.... And that's about the time she walked away from me.[/QUOTE]
What's your age again?
[QUOTE=Hedfone;16614668]I was waiting in line for something, and these two stereotypical black people (one male one female) ended up behind me. They were so annoying I wanted to shove one's head up the others ass.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.mattraub.com/poster/hancock.jpg[/img]
[B]Who you foolin'? You ain't me![/B]
I was behind this really geeky guy at Subway a few days ago who was taking forever to get his order. Finally I reach the cash register and the girl behind the counter is FINE, I mean SMOKIN', so I slipped my number to her when I payed and now we're going out. She's awesome.
I once talked to this girl. I came.
[QUOTE=Teh man;16614928]I once talked to this girl. I came.[/QUOTE]
Happens to the best of us.
The first time I fooled around, we were dry humping, clothes on, and I came in my pants. I played it off as needing to shit, and changed... that was embarrassing. She never found out and I'm still dating her.
Needless to say I last a little longer now. At least I get my clothes off, amirite?
This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since
[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since[/QUOTE]
nurde
The other day I had sex with my girlfriend. :smug:
[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since[/QUOTE]
Wow your mom is an epic cock block.
[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since[/QUOTE]
inb4 tl;dr
tl;dr
[QUOTE=Mac2468;16616000]tl;dr[/QUOTE]
tl;dr?=too long dick reduction?
I have done everything! Except for anal.
[QUOTE=Meader;16614772]What's your age again?[/QUOTE]
Then later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from the payphone
I said I was the cops, your husbands in jail, the state looks down on sodomy.
And that's about the time that she ___________________.
[QUOTE=Hairboe;16614624]okay itt you can post about things you have done with girls
or, if you're not as good looking as me, things that girls have said to you
i went to get subway a few days ago and this girl took my order
she listened really intently and smiled when i finished listing my order
she handed me my wrap when she finished preparing it (after a silence, i assume it was because she was so nervous like me) and our fingers touched
i smiled and she smiled back
as i went to walk out the door i contemplated saying goodbye to her, but she spoke first, "have a good day," she said
i smiled awkwardly and walked off, too nervous to say anything back to her
it was the happiest day of my life
post yours[/QUOTE]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
the other day becca kissed me on the cheek and apparently i blushed real hard :\
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16616301]tl;dr?=too long dick reduction?[/QUOTE]
Shit they're onto my act, better scram! :derp:
I've made out with a chick for 2 hours once. She wanted to do more but her dad showed up and she had to go
[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?",
:words:[/QUOTE]
Right about here I honestly expected a Bel-Air.
Honestly.
Like, I was expecting something like this:
[quote=Srs]And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", but before I had a chance to answer, the phone began to ring. She picked up, and handed it to me, saying it was for me.
I took the phone and put it up to my ear, asking "Hello?". Turns out it was my mom, saying that apparently she was scared that me and some guy at school got in a scrap the other day, and that I'm moving with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.[/quote]
ba-zing
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;16617516]Right about here I honestly expected a Bel-Air.
Honestly.
Like, I was expecting something like this:[/QUOTE]
[i]Orrrr[/i] it could go like this:
[quote]And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."[/quote]
Well here's my story.
I invited this girl over to hangout and watch movies. So, she came over...and we watched movies.
Nothing happend.
[QUOTE=reedbo;16617572][i]Orrrr[/i] it could go like this:[/QUOTE]
:gizz:
You win.
I'm not so good with girls...
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