[QUOTE=nubcakez;16617701]I'm not so good with girls...[/QUOTE]
You just have to play your cards right man!
[QUOTE=Dysfunctional;16617748]You just have to play your cards right man![/QUOTE]
i tried, but my card always gets thrown out.
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16617777]i tried, but my card always gets thrown out.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry to hear that man! One day the perfect gal for you will come around, patience!
With my ex girlfriend, I was about to bring things to the next step and it turns out, that day she was going to dump me. She did.
Dang dude, That sucks...Im about to take things to the next level too, but I wont get rejected :woop:
Single and hatin it.
Me and my current girlfriend tried anal but we gave up and then we made out while she touched me and then she sucked my talala and i came. Then we went to see G.I. Joe.
Anal doesn't seem enjoyable in the least.
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;16618499]Me and my current girlfriend tried anal but we gave up and then we made out while she touched me and then she sucked my talala and i came. Then we went to see [b]G.I. Joe.[/b][/QUOTE]
I wish I was you.
Well on Tuesday I was mackin with a friend of mine, and we got pretty steamy (no sex though). Well a few days later I find out she was dating a pretty cool guy I knew back in High School who's got some self esteem problems but is doing very well for himself. My respect for this girl went waaaay down and I felt bad for the dude, he's a nice guy.
[QUOTE=Lostangeles4;16618656]Well on Tuesday I was mackin with a friend of mine, and we got pretty steamy (no sex though). Well a few days later I find out she was dating a pretty cool guy I knew back in High School who's got some self esteem problems but is doing very well for himself. My respect for this girl went waaaay down and I felt bad for the dude, he's a nice guy.[/QUOTE]
what a dick move
[QUOTE=Hairboe;16614624]okay itt you can post about things you have done with girls
or,[b][b] if you're not as good looking as me[/b][/b], things that girls have said to you
i went to get subway a few days ago and this girl took my order
she listened really intently and smiled when i finished listing my order
she handed me my wrap when she finished preparing it (after a silence, i assume it was because she was so nervous like me) and our fingers touched
i smiled and she smiled back
as i went to walk out the door i contemplated saying goodbye to her, but she spoke first, "have a good day," she said
i smiled awkwardly and walked off, too nervous to say anything back to her
it was the happiest day of my life
post yours[/QUOTE]
That's not what your story told us.
[QUOTE=Stripez;16618556]I wish I was you.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I have the best woman in the world. She can make me a PB&J sandwitch while giving me a back massage and then have intercourse while I am eating my sandwitch.
Apparently girls like the following.
-Quiet
-Handsome
-Witty
ALL TOO MUCH, I know I only said "2" in the how many girls like you thread. But alot just lurk around me, and try to get a rise out of me. It gets annoying at times :/
[QUOTE=Hairboe;16614624]okay itt you can post about things you have done with girls
or, if you're not as good looking as me, things that girls have said to you
i went to get subway a few days ago and this girl took my order
she listened really intently and smiled when i finished listing my order
she handed me my wrap when she finished preparing it (after a silence, i assume it was because she was so nervous like me) and our fingers touched
i smiled and she smiled back
as i went to walk out the door i contemplated saying goodbye to her, but she spoke first, "have a good day," she said
i smiled awkwardly and walked off, too nervous to say anything back to her
it was the happiest day of my life
post yours[/QUOTE]
Big deal, I'm engaged to be married next July. I have sex daily.
I had sex with my girlfriend 8 times in two days, she got off 7 times. The last time she was just exhausted. lol.
After I do her, if she closes her legs together, they shake. Is that normal? ;)
[QUOTE=Meader;16620788]I had sex with my girlfriend 8 times in two days, she got off 7 times. The last time she was just exhausted. lol.
After I do her, if she closes her legs together, they shake. Is that normal? ;)[/QUOTE]
It's from muscles being overworked. Same thing happens when you lift weights too much.
This whole thread is just :raise:
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16620828]This whole thread is just :raise:[/QUOTE]
Yeah...
A girl grinded on me and got wet.
Her boyfriend got mad at me, how was it my fault :saddowns:
Here's one out of many experiences:
I Heavily made out with my now ex-girlfriend at a friend's house with about 10 other people in the same room. While she was sitting on my lap, we were going at it, and after a while, she got up and I noticed that I had pretty much soaked my light colored shorts! There was a big ass circle on the left side of my leg that I tried oh so very hard to cover up the rest of the night. I was the last to leave the house because my mom took so damn long, so I had to wait with a friend in his living room while his parents were there. I'm not sure if they ever noticed or not.
My shorts look similar to these just made in a thinner fabric:
[img]http://www.scarmy.com/store/images/T/2170_big.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16621383]Here's one out of many experiences:
I Heavily made out with my now ex-girlfriend at a friend's house with about 10 other people in the same room. While she was sitting on my lap, we were kissing, and after a while, she got up and I noticed that I had pretty much soaked my light colored shorts! There was a big ass circle on one side of my leg that I tried oh so very hard to cover up the rest of the night. I was the last to leave the house because my mom took so damn long, so I had to wait with a friend in his living room while his parents were there. I'm not sure if they ever noticed or not.
Color of my shorts:
[img]http://images3.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/9T88VBtan.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Heh I know the feeling... Need to... manuever it into a position where it won't be visible.
Or have her do it.
I hugged this girl once.
She didn't like it.
[QUOTE=Hairboe;16614624]okay itt you can post about things you have done with girls
or, if you're not as good looking as me, things that girls have said to you
i went to get subway a few days ago and this girl took my order
she listened really intently and smiled when i finished listing my order
she handed me my wrap when she finished preparing it (after a silence, i assume it was because she was so nervous like me) and our fingers touched
i smiled and she smiled back
as i went to walk out the door i contemplated saying goodbye to her, but she spoke first, "have a good day," she said
i smiled awkwardly and walked off, too nervous to say anything back to her
it was the happiest day of my life
post yours[/QUOTE]
If that was your life's happiest day, then your life must be fucking horrible.
[QUOTE=faze;16621405]Heh I know the feeling... Need to... manuever it into a position where it won't be visible.
Or have her do it.[/QUOTE]
Haha I got that all the time around her and had to shove my hand in my pocket and fix my pants... a lot. But the time I just described... It's hard to hide that shit in a smaller room filled with friends.
[QUOTE=Dysfunctional;16617573]Well here's my story.
I invited this girl over to hangout and watch movies. So, she came over...and we watched movies.
Nothing happend.[/QUOTE]
I hate that, when you want to take it to the next step; but you don't really know how to.
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16620828]This whole thread is just :raise:[/QUOTE]
This thread is embaressing to read...
Why?
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16621809]This thread is embaressing to read...[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, boy. It will all make sense when you hit this little thing called "puberty". :smug:
To think some people make such hard work of chatting up girls. It's a man's basic instinct... How do some people stuggle so much?
Cheeze... I'm older than you ;)
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