[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16615332]This hot chick who wanted to fuck me invited me over to her house, so I rode my bike 5 miles over there. When I got there her mom and step dad were just chillin there in the kitchen, probably waiting for some fresh meat. And luckily for us, her room was right beside of the kitchen.
So we flirted around in her room, laying in her bed, she was asking me a lot of questions about sex, I was still a virgin at the time so I couldn't answer any of them, when she found out, she gave the most seducing smile I have ever seen, the kinds you only see in porno's, but of course we couldn't do anything because of her parents probably peeking in the door every time we weren't looking.
So then her older sister and sister's friend arrived, and I was invited to go swim at some 20 year old's house, I don't even remember answering because of how horny I was, I just wanted some, I still don't even remember where that house is now.
Anyways we all hopped in the pool, now 5 of us together all gathered around in a circle, I didn't say much becuase I didn't know anyone else there, and after that one guy disappeared from his house, me and my friend played in the pool for a little while, mostly flirty advances, no lip touching though, i didn't want to in front of the others, then the 4 of us gathered back around in a circle, the hot chick sitting in my lap asking me if I want her to pee on me?
I denied this request, I don't guess I should have, and she went inside.
Had I pissed her off? Was she just going in to go piss? Either way, she didn't return, leaving me with her sister and friend, both just chatting away at each other.
It was pretty awkward, as they didn't look too good, nor talk to me.
So about 10 minutes later after my head was about to explode from the high-pitched voices saying 1,000 words per minute each, my phone rang and broke the silence, and it was my mom, she was on her way from work and wanted to take me shopping or something, and insisted after I said no, but I just couldn't argue, it didn't really look like I was going to get anything today anyway, so I told her the street I was on and that I was at the last house.
I walked inside, still a bit horny, wanted to go talk to the hot girl, as it turns out, she was in a room looking for a job on monster.com.
I sat on the bed, and asked her the generic questions, whacha doin, why u doin that, and I managed to hint to her that I was bored of sitting and chatting.
She turned around in the chair, stood up without looking away from my eyes, she was unbearably sexy in her black bathing suit and C34's.
And asked me in the same slow-speaking seducing tone from the porno's, wrapped one arm around my neck, "Do I really bore you Zachary?", I couldn't answer immediately, but about 5 seconds after she asked me,
[B]RRRIIING, RRRINNG[/B], I looked at the phone lying on the table, it was my mom and she was waiting outside.
I answered and told her to go away, she said "FUCK THAT SHIT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE YOU GET IN THIS FUCKING CAR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW", I didn't really have an argument,
and I gave her a hug goodbye and a kiss on the forehead, and walked toward the car with a tear in my eye :crying:
And I haven't talked to her since[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't she notice you had a boner and ask for sex or something?
I asked a girl if I could tap dat ass, and she was confused. So I explained to her the joke and she told me she was sorry for not being funny in her reaction. We then had a normal conversation.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;16621843]To think some people make such hard work of chatting up girls. It's a man's basic instinct... How do some people stuggle so much?
Cheeze... I'm older than you ;)[/QUOTE]
I know, I know. It's perfectly OKAY to be a late bloomer. :smug:
Just kidding. No it's not.
it is a very cringeworthy thread
[QUOTE=faze;16619437]Big deal, I'm engaged to be married next July. I have sex daily.[/QUOTE]
lol i hope you don't think that'll continue after you're married
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16622520]lol i hope you don't think that'll continue after you're married[/QUOTE]
I know her, it will.
She's hornier than I am, and that's saying something.
I had a best friend that was a girl, we used to play out in the grass at school (Not in that way ya perverts)
this was in 5th grade (4th for her)
we were in the same class, I never really saw her ever again after I left to middle school :crying:
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16620828]This whole thread is just :raise:[/QUOTE]
This thread was depressing me, but then I remembered I'm on FP. So it's ok.
When i was talking about our holidays with a girl.... Only real female experience i had so far... :Dawkins102:
I kissed a girl
...
And I liked it :v:
[QUOTE=RJ102;16621528]I hugged this girl once.
She didn't like it.[/QUOTE]
this happened to me once
Another time I went downstairs to get a drink of water, and when I came back up my gf had put on lingerie and was laying on my bed. I was all like :0. Then I did her.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16617876]With my ex girlfriend, I was about to bring things to the next step and it turns out, that day she was going to dump me. She did.[/QUOTE]
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