The first girl I ever asked out said yes, I was really excited, and then she never showed up. Turns out she did it as a joke and she and her friends said some cruel things to me the next school day in front of the class.
What did they say?
Not trying to be nosey just curious is all.
I walked through a LAN party naked, with morning wood. Had no idea my friends had managed to rip off my boxers while I was sleeping when they tried to wake me up.
I only realized after I walked back out of the kitchen with some food and saw the look of disbelief on all of my friend's faces.
I watched a few episodes of MLP:FiM before stopping myself from humiliating myself further.
Some fuckster dropped my pants back in 3rd grade
in front of the class
underwear almost falled off too
I don't remember my exact age or what exactly happened, but I was young. Anyways, I was with my parents and sister in a small shop. I was messing around with my nephew and we saw this pregnant emo chick enter the shop. We were talking in Polish and when we saw her, I said something along the lines of "Look, this lady is pregnant!" and we kept on looking at her because we only saw a few pregnant people in our lives.
Turns out she was also from Poland and she understood us perfectly. She came closer to us, gave us this angry "I'm gonna shank both of you" type of look and threathened us. She wasn't pregnant. She was just obese and she thought we were insulting her.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;43065744]What did they say?
Not trying to be nosey just curious is all.[/QUOTE]
Can't really remember, this was around 6 years ago when I was still in school. I was a bit of a fatty, had a lisp, and wasn't really the most flattering person in middle school. I'm kinda glad it happened though, made me grow up, started working out, lost the lisp (still have some trouble with some words), all around more attractive person. Me and her are friends now, and I was dating her sister for awhile. :v:
A girl bent over in Yoga pants right beside me and natural reaction was to stare but I took to long of a peek and her friend caught me and gave me a death stare for the rest of the [del]class[/del] Week
Recycled from the 'Tell Stories' thread.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;42868995]I'd been dating my girlfriend of 8 years for less than a month when she invited me to a friends 21st birthday party. Her friend was a massive MASH fan so the party was themed after that.
Being a fearless red-blooded male I immediately resolved to dress as Corporal Klinger, and borrowed a gold cocktail dress and feather boa combo from my girlfriends sister (tall girl), my girlfriend threw on a straw hat and a dressing gown and we waltzed into that place arm in arm like the most mismatched prostitute/john combo in history.
Unfortunately, the birthday girl was clearly the only person there who had ever seen an episode of MASH. There wasn't a single thing in that party that was related to MASH, everything was camoflauge netting and war-paint and machine guns. So I spent the night in my sparkly figure hugging dress being stared down by a group of rough-as-guts rednecks all dressed as Rambo, who just didn't get the reference.[/QUOTE]
When I found out I that I'm white. I'm still in denial to this day.
My friend discovered my [sp]nude mods[/sp] in skyrim
!!1!GIMMOK IS GOD OF FAST THREADS ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND SAY HORSERADISH!!!!!!!1
I was doing curl-ups in 6th grade gym class when I cut one loose. One of the kids sitting next to me (who would end up becoming one of my best friends even to this day) looked at me with a startled expression. Good times, goooooood times.
[QUOTE=kiloy;43075497]My friend discovered my [sp]nude mods[/sp] in skyrim[/QUOTE]
All my friends made me install nude mods on skyrim.
I just got banned for a meme
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/069/c/5/Cut_by_razor_kissed_wrists.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;43078033]All my friends made me install nude mods on skyrim.[/QUOTE]
My friend recently got into PC gaming and got Skyrim to fuck around with mods since he played it on the 360 before. He wasn't sure how to go about it or what to add, so he asked me to do it for him. I obliged and gave him the very best Nexus Mods had to offer (as well as legitimately useful/good mods so he could just uninstall the horrifying ones later). v:v:v
I don't know that he's played it since the first time he looted a Stormcloak's gear and was greeted by a disproportionate, erect dick.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;43078033]All my friends made me install nude mods on skyrim.[/QUOTE]
I made all my friends install the macho man dragon mod.
MACHO MAN IS COMING FOR YA
Reading old forum posts.
I just pooped at my local Costa and the toilet blocked. Bailed that motherfucking joint like a thousandth of a lightning strike.
[QUOTE=Lurklet;43090619]I just pooped at my local Costa and the toilet blocked. Bailed that motherfucking joint like a thousandth of a lightning strike.[/QUOTE]
I'm on a bunch if medications due to a tumor-cyst combo in my neck (almost definitely benign, getting it cut out in February). The medications give me horrendous shits. Hell, the other day I went to the restroom at school, and after seeing/smelling the monster I'd just produced, I just started laughing. It was like a gravel/melted nutella mixture, took 3 flushes to get down. I left the stall laughing at my own alien shit just to bump into some other kid, who didn't seem to understand :v:
I used to blatently fart in public, includeing school when i was younger
I used to snap my nerves quite easily during elementary school when something super douche happened to me, which quickly ended up in some wrestling (really used method was to wrap your arm at your target's neck, sometimes throwingbon the ground).
However, it was both a gift and a curse (but much, much shorter than events where that phrase is used) I ended up pushing someone so hard he hit the back of his head so hard he got some temporary vision problems.
From that day forward I've avoided using lethal force (and tbh, up to this date I haven't had any forms of fights), and nowadays I'm known as pretty non-violent among my relatives and friends (even though I'm not that sparing in games, heh)
I quite recently sharted in front of my girlfriend when we were on her sofa (which thankfully was brown leather), so I had to go to the toilet, clean up the actually very tiny amount of colon soup that I'd produced, and spend the rest of the night watching Supermarket Sweep with my underwear folded up in my back pocket.
[QUOTE=MotherLover69;43042464]This one time I was standing on a bus and a woman brushed up against my groin. I ended up ejaculating and I let out a loud 'Ugh'. Needless to say, I haven't [B]taken that bus since.[/B][/QUOTE]
Well, taking the bus is embarrassing in general.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;43094578]Well, taking the bus is embarrassing in general.[/QUOTE]
yeah i would put riding the bus and unintentional public orgasms on the same level of terrible
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