Text a girl and ask her "When are you gonna let me tap that?" - General

I won't because I'm not a weirdo.

me: when are you going to let me tap that? her: this weekend works for me me: ok, want to go to dinner first? her: sure lets go to olive garden I think I'm doing it wrong.

No in italian it doesn't sound right. i can't do this.

I remember there was a thread like this in 2007. I did it and... surprisingly more than half said make a time and place. They liked the confidence. :smug:

[b]Me[/b]: So when are you gonna let me tap that? [b]Her[/b]: Tap what. [b]Me:[/b]: Dat ass. [b]Her[/b]: Never. [b]Me[/b]: ;) Aight playing hard to get I see. [b]Her[/b]: I don't play hard to get, I [i]am[/i] hard to get. [b]Me[/b]: DTF? [b]Her[/b]: No. [b]Me[/b]: CJ you a busta ass nigga.

Been there done that

Welp I did it to about 10 girls but one in particular flipped shit, defriended me and posted it on her facebook wall! Someone has a stick up their ass, and it is getting a lot of haters on it apparently from what my buddy tells me. I fuckin love people's reactions to these kind of things, I want to read them so bad but I can't view it.

No thanks, I don't fancy committing social suicide

I'm so tempted. Really tempted.

[QUOTE=RobL;33405109]No thanks, I don't fancy committing social suicide[/QUOTE] If someone is so uptight as to flip out over something like this or if someone automatically hates you based on what they saw without even asking you what was up, then they dont deserve your company. Even more ironically there is a bunch of douchebags who seriously do this and and they have a grand social life.

i remember the original thread of this a few years back and a fair amout of people actually tapped that

A fair amount of people [I]said[/I] they tapped that. This is the internet, you should know better.

id do this but all the girls around here are as dry as ghandis flip flops

I had success with one of these 'direct' kind of phrases.... only difference it was IRL and not via SMS.

More often than not girls want sexcapades, they just hide the fact they do. (No, rape doesn't count.)

Fuck I wish I had the balls to do this.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;33403769]I won't because I have low self esteem.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

should i try this on facebook chat?

I want to do this, but I don't have the balls to.

[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;33393909]That you assume that Facepunchers even have girls to which they are not related in their phone baffles me. [editline]awd[/editline] Everything has exceptions of course. [sp]Everything is I, and I doesn't include you.[/sp][/QUOTE] I does include me

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33410737]I does include me[/QUOTE] It does seem like that, doesn't it?

I'm pretty much a loner and usually people don't want to talk to me, let alone girls wanting to have sex with me.

Facebook is great for social antics. Just friend a bunch of people using old friends as links and ta-da. Consequence free foolery. With a douchebag picture straight from google and a "Ayo, girl, send da digits", I've sparked so many reactions. I told one I knew where she lived and she threatened to beat the shit out of me with her pseudo-gangster friends if I showed up. :v:

You know what? Fuck it. I'm eighteen years old and I [I]just[/I] got my first kiss a couple weeks ago. My first girlfriend just broke up with me last Thursday. I will never be successful anyways, so fuck it. I'm doing this. Will post results.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33410949]so this is what that was all about [sub][sub][sub][sub]you weird fuck[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] [editline]24th November 2011[/editline] what the fuck[/QUOTE] Have you been hanging at the crossdressing thread again, man?

I just might try this...

This thread made me realize I don't have any girls in my phone. Oh well let's text Uncle Brad or grandpa and make this three times as awkward

I have a few female friends on my cellphone...but none worth texting that too.

How did i get rated funny?

Texted another girl that. I honestly don't give a fuck about my social life. I have like 10 good friends mainly because we all have the "who gives a fuck?" mentality.