Text a girl and ask her "When are you gonna let me tap that?"

[phlexiglass]

word word BALLS UP

my god im laughing so fucking hard right now

[Ninjarooster]

This is why I go to Fast Threads

[MenteR]

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33410949]so this is what that was all about
[sub][sub][sub][sub]you weird fuck[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

what the fuck[/QUOTE]
so you're brazilian huh

so am i

when are you gonna let me that tap that bunda, inacio meu tesudo?

[Protocol7]

i have the balls to do this but not a large quantity of disposable female friends

hmmm

[Unreliable]

I tried it with some girl who I flirt with

[quote]
me: ey yo girl when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Who is this?
me: xxx!
her: After the turkey.
me: fo real?
*10 minutes*
her: My house is booked, how's yours?[/quote]

[JimmyA]

[quote]
me: yo girl when you gonna let me tap dat
her: aren't you gay?
[/quote]
:saddowns:

[Matrix374]

I would totally do this if I had a girl on my phone.

[slayer20]

[QUOTE=JimmyA;33413049]:saddowns:[/QUOTE]

That's when you say yes and give her a smug look.

[thisispain]

i already did this last time so i'm gonna be a rebel and text a gay guy

[quote]
hey b when you gonna let me that

what

hey b when are you gonna let me hit that

i take my men like i take my coffee, black

airplane kicks ass i love that movie but seriously answer the q

dude you have issues

huh you're the gay one

yeah so trust me when i say you have issues[/quote]

he's very funny, maybe i should make a thread just about him...

[megafat]

I'm pathetic, not a comedian.

[megafat]

-dumb snip-

[notgeogzm]

If I was single, I'd do it seriously, so I picked steamfriends.

Geogzm: When are you gonna let me tap that?
GET 'EM UP AGAINST THE WALL: tap wut
GET 'EM UP AGAINST THE WALL: hartmann?

Geogzm: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Doctor Randy: in 17 years

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

I remember one that used lines from some game

[meowmynips]

Phones dead and i cant find the charger, so im going to do this with a steam friend.

[Bytecry]

I'm doing it right now. I'll post results once I'm done.

[editline].[/editline]
7:29pm
[B]Me:[/B] Hey

Her: Hey xx

[B]Me:[/B] Can I ask you a question?

Her: Yeh go on then

[B]Me:[/B] When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Tap what?

[B]Me:[/B] Dat ass

Her: Are you sure its you Sam

[B]Me:[/B] Who else would it be?

Her: I don't know but who is it

Me: It's Sam. Now quit playing girl. What do you say?

Her: Why do you wanna tap my ass anyway?

[B]Me:[/B] Cause, I find you very attractive.

Her: Thanks but you aint gonna tap my ass

[B]Me:[/B] You sure? I'd make sure you wouldn't forget it.

Her: Yes I'm sure you aint getting nowhere near my ass

[B]Me:[/B] Breasts?

Her: Nope

[B]Me:[/B] Vagina?

Her: NO!!!!

[B]Me:[/B] Playing hard too get. I like it.

Her: Lol sorry

Her: But you aint touching anything!

[B]Me:[/B] I bet if I threw in some $ you'd be changing your mind.

Her: Fuck you. Cunt.

i think i made a good impression.

[evlbzltyr]

Seems interesting, let's go through my contacts...

Girl 1: My sister
Girl 2: In love with me
Girl 3: Friend, taken
Girl 4: Guy friend's ex (from about a year back)
Girl 5: Another guy friend's ex (from about a week back)
Girl 6: Hates the fuck out of me
Girl 7: My mother

brb sending it to all of them

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

only not really

[markinluck]

How the fuck i am going to ask this in portuguese?

"Posso dar um tapa gata?"

She would think i want to smoke pot with her...

[Guzbone]

Me: When're you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Whenever you wanna baby.

Me:Your place or my place?

Her:Yours, rawr.

Me:Tomorrow?

Her:Any time :3

I think I just won.

[acds]

Just sent it to the all the Victoria's Secret models and they begged me to let them suck my dick so I'm gonna backflip into my Lambo Aventador cya guys.

Also my dick is 13" and my IQ is 150 and I can bench 500kg at the gym.

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;33393618]Shame you didn't see the other threads where this got done, got a lot of guys laid. This works.[/QUOTE]

You know 95% of them are fake right.

[Holy-Smokes]

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: What the fuck do you mean?
Me: I mean: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Dat ass
Her: .. Ew?
Me: Trololololololololololololo :v:

[Jack Trades]

I would gladly do that but I already tap my girlfriends...or other way around.

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Holy-Smokes;33421354]Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: What the fuck do you mean?
Me: I mean: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Dat ass
[B]Her: .. Ew?[/B]
Me: Trololololololololololololo :v:[/QUOTE]

"Ew"? You know you weren't supposed to text that to 12 y/o, right?

[Holy-Smokes]

[QUOTE=Jack Trades;33421797]I would gladly do that but I already tap my girlfriends...or other way around.

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

"Ew"? You know you weren't supposed to text that to 12 y/o, right?[/QUOTE]

She's 19

[Valdor]

i wonder how many of these logs are fake

[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]

[sp] probably 9/10 since this is facepunch [/sp]

[Detective .H]

Hey guys, turns out mom and grandma count as girls.

Let's see what they think about it

[falcont2t]

[QUOTE=Guzbone;33420599]Me: When're you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Whenever you wanna baby.

Me:Your place or my place?

Her:Yours, rawr.

Me:Tomorrow?

Her:Any time :3

I think I just won.[/QUOTE]
yeah, and mine worked too

[Jack Trades]

[QUOTE=Holy-Smokes;33421897]She's 19[/QUOTE]
...

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=acds;33420762]
You know 95% of them are fake right.[/QUOTE]

and not even convincingly fake.

[Guzbone]

[QUOTE=thisispain;33423148]and not even convincingly fake.[/QUOTE]

I'd prove it's real but I don't know how to take screen shots on my new phone.

[redback3]

me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Ew, fuck off

:(

[Dynex223]

-snip-

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Let's narrow down the female contacts in my phone.

Girl 1, Abigail: Short and coy girl, think she's in a relationship, don't talk to her.
Girl 2, Daphne: Girl I first texted in the thread, don't think she'll do it again.
Girl 3, Natasha: 20+ year old whom was a senior when I was a freshman, also in a relationship.
Girl 4, Gabby: Short, cute, black haired girl. Really sweet, in a relationship.
Girl 5, Julie: Been my neighbor since elementary school, don't really talk to her anymore.
Girl 6, Kaitlin: Ex girlfriend who doesn't have a phone anymore.
Girl 7, Kelsey: Anime fuckwad, don't know why I have her number still.
Girl 8, Layla: Pretty chill chick, might text her.
Girl 9, Marissa: Fat black girl I talk to for advice, lolno.
Girl 10, Megan: Pretty chill girl, though we're really not close friends.
Girl 11, Stephanie: Ex girlfriend, would most likeley text her for the reaction.
Girl 12, Whitney: Super-mega-death-christian girl.