Text a girl and ask her "When are you gonna let me tap that?"

[Protocol7]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;33424700]Let's narrow down the female contacts in my phone.

Girl 1, Abigail: Short and coy girl, think she's in a relationship, don't talk to her.
Girl 2, Daphne: Girl I first texted in the thread, don't think she'll do it again.
Girl 3, Natasha: 20+ year old whom was a senior when I was a freshman, also in a relationship.
Girl 4, Gabby: Short, cute, black haired girl. Really sweet, in a relationship.
Girl 5, Julie: Been my neighbor since elementary school, don't really talk to her anymore.
Girl 6, Kaitlin: Ex girlfriend who doesn't have a phone anymore.
Girl 7, Kelsey: Anime fuckwad, don't know why I have her number still.
Girl 8, Layla: Pretty chill chick, might text her.
Girl 9, Marissa: Fat black girl I talk to for advice, lolno.
Girl 10, Megan: Pretty chill girl, though we're really not close friends.
Girl 11, Stephanie: Ex girlfriend, would most likeley text her for the reaction.
Girl 12, Whitney: Super-mega-death-christian girl.[/QUOTE]

go for whitney

best lulz

[JoeyZ]

Girl 1 - My Aunt
Girl 2 - Friend's mom
Girl 3 - Old childhood friend
Girl 4 - Said childhood friend's mom
Girl 5 - Cool friend (Radical dame)
Girl 6 - Grandma
Girl 7 - Another cool friend (Fashion hipster)
Girl 8 - Friend's ex and cool friend (Spanish hipster)

Choose one for me and I'll post pics

[meppers]

[QUOTE=JoeyZ;33424932]Girl 1 - My Aunt
Girl 2 - Friend's mom
Girl 3 - Old childhood friend
Girl 4 - Said childhood friend's mom
Girl 5 - Cool friend (Radical dame)
Girl 6 - Grandma
Girl 7 - Another cool friend (Fashion hipster)
Girl 8 - Friend's ex and cool friend (Spanish hipster)

Choose one for me and I'll post pics[/QUOTE]

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[thisispain]

[QUOTE=JoeyZ;33424932]Girl 1 - My Aunt
Girl 2 - Friend's mom
Girl 3 - Old childhood friend
Girl 4 - Said childhood friend's mom
Girl 5 - Cool friend (Radical dame)
Girl 6 - Grandma
Girl 7 - Another cool friend (Fashion hipster)
Girl 8 - Friend's ex and cool friend (Spanish hipster)

Choose one for me and I'll post pics[/QUOTE]

i like how you call your grandma a girl

my choice is 6

[JoeyZ]

[QUOTE=thisispain;33425123]i like how you call your grandma a girl[/QUOTE]

Alright, fine

The choices are 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 or 8 then

[megafat]

[QUOTE=JoeyZ;33425425]Alright, fine

The choices are 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 or 8 then[/QUOTE]

2 and 4 at the same time.

[Jackwumbo]

me:can i ask you a question?
her:sure
me:when you gonna let me tap dat?
her:this isn't ****
me:Hell yeah it is!
her:no it's really not
me:cmon , gurl, when you gonna let me get on that?
her:Tell me who this really is and ill answer
me:its ****, I swear on my bawls
her:nope its not
me:how can i prove it babee?
her:You can't
me:why not gurl?
her:k whats my fav color?
me:your avoiding my question, gurl, when you gonna let me tap dat ass
her:when you tell me who this really is
me:Aight Aight, its ****, now back to my question... :D
her:ok, and why are you asking this?
me:why do you think girl?
her:aint ****
me:Girl, you could come to my place right now, get on all fours and let me

tap dat ass!
her:Yeah, and if I came over right now id tell your mommy what ur saying to

me:Try me out girl.
her:ok shut up now

[JoeyZ]

[QUOTE=megafat;33425677]2 and 4 at the same time.[/QUOTE]

2 it is

[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]

I'm going to hell for this..

Uploading pics

[Kodeth101]

Kody
So, when are you going to let me tap that?**
Gracie
?
Kody
You know what I mean.
Gracie
Umm... Never?
Kody
FFf
What if I take you out to dinner first?
Gracie
No..
Kody
Olive Garden?
Gracie
Still, no..
Kody
How can I convince you to say yes?
Gracie
You can't..
Kody
What if I dress up as a black guy?
Gracie
No..

[JoeyZ]

Whoops

Lemme scribble out the numbers

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4Zvfe.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/twbQC.jpg[/IMG]
So when you gonna let me tap that?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OGa2t.jpg[/IMG]
Excuse me? Joe I hope you meant to send this to someone else.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aibhl.jpg[/IMG]
No that was for you bb.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DPMj4.jpg[/IMG]
How fucking drunk are you?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YDUbN.jpg[/IMG]
Don't worry, I can still preform.

[wulfe8857]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Bre: Tap what? My water? Sorry. I got a water filter.
Me: No, dat ass!
No response.

[Andokool12]

I want to, but I'm scared hoohoohoohwee

[Bobv2]

Me: so when you gunna let me tap that
Her: aw man dont you know all the girls at school want your dick
Her: come over sturday and well have a mega foursome super orgy with the first two girls i can find

Totally fucking happened, guys.

[Psychopath]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that
Her: What?
Me: Wanna go see a movie tomorrow
Her: sure

Better than nothing, right? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/unsmith.gif[/img]

[Hardpoint Nomad]

[QUOTE=Protocol7;33424787]go for whitney

best lulz[/QUOTE]

No replies as of last night,

[chinatown]

i dare you to send one to a gay friend if you have one

[geoface]

Me: so....when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: when are you free ;)
Me: Anytime bbz ;)

I'll consider it a success when she replys back

[Constructor]

[QUOTE=geoface;33433195]Me: so....when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: when are you free ;)
Me: Anytime bbz ;)

I'll consider it a success when she replys back[/QUOTE]

so convincing

[geoface]

[QUOTE=Constructor;33433571]so convincing[/QUOTE]
I can screeny it, but ur just a stranger on the internet, i don't need to prove it.

[Blitzkrieg Zero]

Me: When you gunna let me tap that?
Girl: Fuck of
Me: Only for you.
Girl: Im going 2 call the police if u don't stop.

Forever Alone indeed.

[Thoughtless]

[QUOTE=RobL;33405109]No thanks, I don't fancy committing social suicide[/QUOTE]

Just say someone nicked your phone.

[Starship]

Me: so when u gunna let me tap dat
Her: How about NO
Her: I want to puke on you.

:( Probably shouldnt have texted that, I like her.

[hoot37]

[QUOTE=Starship;33435319]Me: so when u gunna let me tap dat
Her: How about NO
Her: I want to puke on you.

:( Probably shouldnt have texted that, I like her.[/QUOTE]

Somebody took your phone and text her that.

[dan5247]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Cleverbot: hopefully never.

Forever alone :(

Edit:
wait does it have to be a girl?

[Starship]

[QUOTE=hoot37;33437419]Somebody took your phone and text her that.[/QUOTE]
I already said that I was "challenged" by a forum to text her that, I think I'm screwed, she doesn't respond anymore. Fuck.

[Franke_R!?]

[QUOTE=D3TBS;33432518]i dare you to send one to a gay friend if you have one[/QUOTE]

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Him: How about now you sexy beast?
Me: Okay?
Franke: Me, what are you doing with my phone!
Me: Just bitching around with him.

''True'' story.

[dax364]

*me and my gf at the mall*
me: so when are you gana let me tap that? (knowing weve allready done it a shit tone)
gf: hehe idk :P
me: JERK! :P
gf: mabye to night, idk yet :P
me: grr tease.
gf hehe yup :P

later that day we did it for 3 hours lol.

also why we were in the mall we went to a store named spencers (kinda a sex/joke/cool shit shop) and i hered some random dude walk up to a girl and ask if she was her alone, after they walked around the store and im asomeing talked ( i did pay attiuntion all that much) i over heard him ask the quistion " so when are you gana let me tap that" :P

[backwardspy]

02:18 - AckwardbayPysay: When are you gonna let me tap that?
02:19 - LonelyTimeLord: tap that?
02:19 - AckwardbayPysay: Yeah, when are you gonna let me tap it?
02:19 - LonelyTimeLord: tap what? :P
02:19 - AckwardbayPysay: I dunno, facepunch says I'm supposed to tap that
02:19 - LonelyTimeLord: oh
02:19 - LonelyTimeLord: right
02:19 - AckwardbayPysay: Or rather, I'm supposed to ask you when I can tap that
02:19 - AckwardbayPysay: I think it's sexual.
02:19 - AckwardbayPysay: So...
02:20 - AckwardbayPysay: When are you gonna let me tap that?
02:20 - LonelyTimeLord: soon :P

[t]http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/117/008/original/soon_honey_beer_bottle.jpg?1303752607[/t]

[MountainWatcher]

[QUOTE=dax364;33439840]*me and my gf at the mall*
me: so when are you gana let me tap that? (knowing weve allready done it a shit tone)
gf: hehe idk :P
me: JERK! :P
gf: mabye to night, idk yet :P
me: grr tease.
gf hehe yup :P

later that day we did it for 3 hours lol.

also why we were in the mall we went to a store named spencers (kinda a sex/joke/cool shit shop) and i hered some random dude walk up to a girl and ask if she was her alone, after they walked around the store and im asomeing talked ( i did pay attiuntion all that much) i over heard him ask the quistion " so when are you gana let me tap that" :P[/QUOTE]

:P :P :P :P :P :P

[editline]26th November 2011[/editline]

Jesus, man, put that tongue back in, you have to make it moist with saliva.

[Dapwnner]

I did it with two girls, one, my gf, the other, some girl I know. She lives in another country though.

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Gf: Never
Me: D:

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Other Girl: Now ;)
Me: Cool, your place or mine?
Other Girl: yours
Me: awesome, bring some condoms, I don't have any
Other Girl: Oh, good thing I stocked up yeserday ;)