[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24824711]I wish my name was Dalton... Better than Matthew[/QUOTE]
Oi
Also, in Computer class today we had to go on a site and some girls googled the domain :frog:
In Geometry today some kids were talking about shows they watched as smaller children, and this one kid brought up Dragonball Z.
"Wow! I loved that show!"
"Yeah! It was awesome. I watched it all the time."
"I sat in my room all the time and tried to go Super Saiyan for hours when I was younger!"
[QUOTE=plazzydan;24865741]In Geometry today some kids were talking about shows they watched as smaller children, and this one kid brought up Dragonball Z.
"Wow! I loved that show!"
"Yeah! It was awesome. I watched it all the time."
"I sat in my room all the time and tried to go Super Saiyan for hours when I was younger!"[/QUOTE]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *many hours later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This girl in my class said the US should go to war with North Korea and Iran at the same time :downs:
"What's the white stuff on top of the mountain"
"They are a single celled orgasm"
"Check out my website - I made it all myself www.poopoo.webs.com"
When the Swine Flu hitted, the teacher was talking about it and one classmate said: So teacher i don't understand why the hell do pigs have to use masks and what the airports have to do with them.Seriously stop saying crap and give us a real class.The teacher said: Okay piggie stay in your own mud.
Needless to say that he did not understand and laughs were all around the class.
Someone in my class today randomly yelled out "KY Jelly Donuts". Then the same kid in another class, there was one of those laser pointers for presentations he was shining it on the teachers head.
There is this kid in our Team class
(A 5 minute class at the start of school where all the notices 'Music class will be moved to T302 today' etc etc)
and in that class we have this kid called Taylor. If he wasn't unpopular enough, he forced his 'mumsy-ma' to buy his a brand new pair of glasses, with a light blue tint. But when he talked or looks at you, he faces his head downwards and looks out of the gap between the glasses and his forhead, with his mouth dropped, sometimes drooling.
He one day decided to be 'cool', and pulled his pants up high, and tucked in his shirt (Yes, sadly we have school uniform in Australia) uncovering the horrible incredibly pale skin around the top of his thighs.
When asked by my good friend Tristen on 'What the fuck are you doing' he proceded to take off his shirt and try go all 'lesbian' (Or at least he said) on him. He pushed Tristen to the ground and yeah... Shit went down.
Next day Tristen came to school with his hair cut and re-colored.
Now I see why Tristen and Natasha are terrified of him.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;24871314]There is this kid in our Team class
(A 5 minute class at the start of school where all the notices 'Music class will be moved to T302 today' etc etc)
and in that class we have this kid called Taylor. If he wasn't unpopular enough, he forced his 'mumsy-ma' to buy his a brand new pair of glasses, with a light blue tint. But when he talked or looks at you, he faces his head downwards and looks out of the gap between the glasses and his forhead, with his mouth dropped, sometimes drooling.
He one day decided to be 'cool', and pulled his pants up high, and tucked in his shirt (Yes, sadly we have school uniform in Australia) uncovering the horrible incredibly pale skin around the top of his thighs.
When asked by my good friend Tristen on 'What the fuck are you doing' he proceded to take off his shirt and try go all 'lesbian' (Or at least he said) on him. He pushed Tristen to the ground and yeah... Shit went down.
Next day Tristen came to school with his hair cut and re-colored.
Now I see why Tristen and Natasha are terrified of him.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, I thought I was weird.
I got put into the English 10 Essentials class, the class is half retards (no, I am not kidding), or people who almost failed last year.
does that count as stupid?
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24852455]
[url=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ulrichthehedgehog]Beware, this is his ED page.[/url][/QUOTE]
God, I love Encyclopedia Dramatica so much.
:synpa:
One day my friend was in a culinary arts class
and his teacher asked what can you put in a cup
and he wasn't paying attention so he said poptarts.
Now everyone in school calls him poptart now.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24817155]:buddy:[/QUOTE]
Antonio. (instert troll face here)
[editline]09:04PM[/editline]
Do stupid teachers count too? because the other day in my Employability & service class my teacher told us to interview any other teacher about their previous jobs. so everyone picked on and i was left with none, because i hate all of them considering they're all as fucking annoying as a flaming monkey on my back while i'm shirtless. so she says instead of "DOING" a teacher i could go home and "DO" my own mother. and since then everyone at school calls me "Mother Fucker" or "Mom Screwer"... Or tity sprinkles, dont ask me why..
In 10th grade a guy tried dissing a Jew in my class, but it inevitably lead up to us discovering that he didn't know when WWII was;
"It was in the 1900's, right? 1800's or 1900's? Uhh... 1912... 1980."
Really.
[editline]05:25AM[/editline]
Our current class :frog: is a really sweet girl tho'. She's charmingly naive, and personally I wish I had the guts to ask blatant questions like she does to get forward in life.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24852455]I've got the worst classmate ever.
No fucking shit, you [i]will not[/i] be able to come up with someone who is worse.
He's so fucking bad, he [i]literally[/i] has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
Conner. Fucking. McCoy. AKA Ulrichthehedgehog.
[img]http://i40.tinypic.com/ofprvq.jpg[/img]
[url=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ulrichthehedgehog]Beware, this is his ED page.[/url][/QUOTE]
What the
[QUOTE=Sweet Berries;24835242]Music Class
Teacher: Okay is that Katie with a K?
Guy: No, it's Katie with an R
that one ended our day with a lecture about respect.
Science Class
Amazing
Teacher: Yes, back to school, get that dust off your brain.
Guy: Get that dust off your dick.
That made my week, but he got an in-school suspension. (The fuu-?)
And on to a legend.
Mid-year a foreing kid, (we'll call him 'kid') joined the school.
He started off with grabbin girl's asses but he kicked into full
blast slightly later, my friend and I overheard his teacher talking to ours about
him telling students to suck his dick and how he wrote an apology saying
"Sorry for telling you to suck my dick."
And he kicked it up worse.
We have a teacher who wears too much make-up and here's what happened:
*kid laughs*
Teacher: stop laughing!
kid: Kay wow, shut up, you look like a porn star, you know what you can do?
You can suck my dick."
She looks incredibly shocked
Kid: Yeah I know, I'll just walk up to the office myself.
And something similar happened with the gym teacher.
All my stories are true, precise, and un-exaggerated.
Thanks for listening.[/QUOTE]
What a douchebag.
[editline]05:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=nightwing;24835084]Well in my English 11 class, we had a class discusion about why it is a bad idea to be a black guy in a horror movie. I have now idea how it started but it went on for the whole period. I nearly shit my pants laughing.[/QUOTE]
Thats funny.
[editline]06:04PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=redback3;24866027]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *many hours later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE]
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
We went from becoming pregnant as a man, to being raped by God within 2 minutes in our R.E class.
Teach just sat and lol'd, which was nice, she's usually a bitch.
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