What ruined your fapping session - General

this thread

my zipper.

[QUOTE=dutchah;22729473]You're late, he got perma'd a few posts ago.[/QUOTE] Nah,he made account name Eggo.

FUUUU my thread got derailed... TRAIN DRIFTING BACK ON TRACK HERE WE GO!!!! >drifts over 4 lanes of traffic with a train

My mom.

And were back this session got ruined by Thundermanz.

My shelf collapsing and stuff falling on my dick.

[QUOTE=Eggo;22729637]And were back this session got ruined by Thundermanz.[/QUOTE] Okay hey buddy Get the fuck out of my thread And go whine to your mother Cause you know we don't like you here So you can either get the fuck out or you can keep derailing a thread So which will it be And thunder didn't derail it You did you [sp]fuck[/sp]tard

[QUOTE=Eggo;22729637]And were back this session got ruined by Thundermanz.[/QUOTE] If I watched you masturbate,I'd piss myself laughing. [editline]07:13PM[/editline] Just report him and move on,he will be banned soon enough.

[QUOTE=Eggo;22729637]And were back this session got ruined by Thundermanz.[/QUOTE] And we're back and mahboi txt has returned on an alt and is still acting like a 5 year old.

Haha,look what he wrote to me on Steam: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=22727516&postcount=26[/url]

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;22729730]And we're back and mahboi txt has returned on an alt and is still acting like a 5 year old.[/QUOTE] He doesn't have to act.

[QUOTE=Marlamin;22725618]my cat always ruins it :([/QUOTE] Let your Cat... enhance it.:smug: My parents comin up da stairs.

I climaxed and it flew really high in the air, stuck to my fan and flung off on everything there was cum on xbox and my face :ohdear:

My girlfriend stopped. :frown:

some fag chatting

[QUOTE=Thundermanz;22728018]You are him stop acting that bad. You are too obvious.[/QUOTE] how the hell did you know? are you jesus? u got him on his [B]first[/B] post... oh, and as for the answer to the thread; The roof. :( [editline]09:24PM[/editline] Anyway, i thought they can IP ban. I know some forums can.

[quote]RabidMonkey: I'll upload it when I go to bed because FTP hogs my connection[/quote]

[QUOTE=Marlamin;22725618]my cat always ruins it :([/QUOTE] "Oh yeah, those are some nice pics yeah.... (MEOW) SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM JERKIN' OFF MITTINS!"

The power went out. Shit that was a close one...

[QUOTE=Thundermanz;22729748]Haha,look what he wrote to me on Steam: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=22727516&postcount=26[/url][/QUOTE] I dare you to stalk me tho, if you're such a proffessional :smug:

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;22734864] SHUT THE FUCK UP, [B]IM JERKIN' OFF MITTINS![/B]"[/QUOTE] You are jerking off your cat? you discust me.

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22735259]You are jerking off your cat? you discust me.[/QUOTE] I just googled anal prolapse and saw your avatar out the corner of my eye. I could have fucking died.

LOL! Never the less, i use this picture for mostly everything. for example; [URL=http://img39.imageshack.us/i/98781011.png/][IMG]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3444/98781011.png[/IMG][/URL] and if you are wondering why there are two next to each other, it is because i have two monitors, and thats what it does when i print screen :) [editline]11:25PM[/editline] wow... that picture is a bit big....

[QUOTE=Brillmedal;22735259]You are jerking off your cat? you discust me.[/QUOTE] I was refering to mittens, not saying I was giving a female cat a handjob?

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;22736242]I was refering to mittens, not saying I was giving a female cat a handjob?[/QUOTE] eugh, i know. It was a joke... A fair few people don't understand jokes on here do they....

Parents... [editline]12:45AM[/editline] Well, thank god they didn't see me.