You know you've played too much __________ when you ______________
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You know you've played too much Dragon Age 2 when you assume that everybody is bisexual.
You know you've played too much Dungeon's of Dredmor when you shout "HEROIC VANDALISM" whenever you break something.
you know you've played to much with your dick when it bleeds
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You know you've played too many Amnesia/Amnesia custom stories when you pick up your keys and run.
You know you've played too much masturbation, when your penis bends at a 90 degree angle
[QUOTE=FFStudios;35749864]you know you've played too many video games in general when you get up and go outside for the first time in a while and your first thought is "holy shit look at these graphics"[/QUOTE]
this happens all the time with me
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you know you've been playing too much portal when you feel to lazy to walk to the other side of the room and end up walking into a wall
You know you've played too much Crysis 2 (or any other game that takes place in New York) when you could recognize all the main places in The Avengers movie.
You know you've played too much facade when you have no friends anymore because you tried to insert yourself into their relationship :suicide:
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35848180]You know you've played too much facade when you have no friends anymore because you tried to insert yourself into their relationship :suicide:[/QUOTE]
And when you try to avoid saying melon and any semi-suggestive words
Also Maria
[QUOTE=dergon;35847326]You know you've played too much Crysis 2 (or any other game that takes place in New York) when you could recognize all the main places in The Avengers movie.[/QUOTE]
Fuck, this got me.
You know you've played too much Guitar Hero when you start playing along to, and devising your own five-note charts on your hands for any piece of music you hear at all.
You know you've played too much Metroid Prime when you start staring intensely at things in an attempt to scan them.
[QUOTE=The Stills;35860965]You know you've played too much Metroid Prime when you start staring intensely at things in an attempt to scan them.[/QUOTE]
You know you've played too much metroid prime hunter when your right pinky is 2 centimeters bigger than your left.
You know you've been watching The Matrix trilogy too much when you fall asleep and expect to wake up in a pod inside a massive power plant where all humans are essentially batteries for a race of machines who have taken over the planet.
You know you've played too much quake when you try and strafe jump in any other FPS game like Battlefield or whatever (cod is the exception I believe)
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35873504]You know you've played too much quake when you try and strafe jump in any other FPS game like Battlefield or whatever (cod is the exception I believe)[/QUOTE]This^ And yes, CoD runs on the quake engine.
You know you're played too much Garry's Mod when you wanna grab your toolgun to remove an obstacle.
What? It came to mind a few times.
You know you've played too much fallout when you argue with your friends about who's house is best for an apocolypse
you know youve played to much bf 1943 when "duh duh ds duh duh... duh duh da duh duh" gets stuck in your head if you run up a hill. allso if u see a cropduster and think iether "oh fuck run hes gana crash into me!" or wounder why its not lagging backwards.
[QUOTE=Triarii;35886165]You know you've played too much fallout when you argue with your friends about who's house is best for an apocolypse[/QUOTE]
or
"ready meals for dinner again?"
"eh, it could be worse"
[sp]for example, it being radioactive[/sp]
You know when you've played too much Deus Ex when you start thinking that air vents are alternate entrances to places
You know you've played too much TF2 when you look at a hat in real life and go "Oh I have that in my backpack".
You know you've played too much call of duty when you ask your mom if you can buy an RPG.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;35888397]You know you've played too much call of duty when you ask your mom if you can buy an RPG.[/QUOTE]
bah, i asked my dad to buy me a plasma rifle 8 years ago!
but he said no.
and my mom didnt let me get a rocket launcher either
You know you play too much The Sims when you want to pee, shower, eat, and sleep at the same time.
And if you didn't do all those immediately, the devil will bring you away.
Nothing will left, except a bottle of your dust.
[QUOTE=The Jackel;35888607]You know you play too much The Sims when you want to pee, shower, eat, and sleep at the same time.[/QUOTE]
i have feelings like these almost on a weekly basis.
[QUOTE=comet1337;35888691]i have feelings like these almost on a weekly basis.[/QUOTE]
Now Fixed.
You know you played to much COD when you start wishing you masturbate with slight of hand pro.
You know when you've played to much video games when you get the urge to pause real life...
You know you've played too much Minecraft when you need to turn on your lights before a mob spawns.
You know you've played too much Diablo 2 when you start speaking in alien language, which includes words "sorc", "ench", "MF", "bowazon", etc.
You know you've been playing too much River City Ransom when people start saying BARF! and throwing jumping coins all over the place.
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