You know you've played too much __________ when you ______________
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You know you've played too much CoD when you realize that soldiers don't get tomahawks to throw in battle.
You know you played too much Pokémon, when you are constantly grabbing your balls.
You know when you played too much Metroid, when you point your arm around as if you had an arm cannon. (I've sadly done this many times before.)
You know you've played too much street fighter when you shout HADOUKEN every time something throws a fireball
[QUOTE=ZenanM1;36070406]You know when you played too much Metroid, when you point your arm around as if you had an arm cannon. (I've sadly done this many times before.)[/QUOTE]
You know you've played too much Metroid when you attempt to play Super Smash Bros. as Samus as if it uses Metroid's control scheme.
[sp]I've actually attempted to use a Power Bomb in SSBM before after a long bout of Metroid Prime.[/sp]
You know you've played too much Sonic '06 when you play Sonic '06.
You know you've played too much Minecraft when you see something, like a house, IRL and try to visualize it in Minecraft block form.
You know you've played too much Saint's Row The Third when you make everything purple.
You know you've played too much Age of Empires when you wait in a delivery room, saying SHHIHO every time a baby is born.
You know you have played too much katawa shoujo when you try to have lucid dreams about your love interest and try to give yourself self induced psychosis so you can see them in real life.
I know i am on the brink of insanity, but dam this psychosis was fucking worth it!
You know you've played too much Skyrim when you get the urge to pocket every colorful plant you see.
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you are walking in the street and you see a person walking in front of you and think that you have a hidden blade and tries to pull out the hidden blade from your hands
You know you've played too many cover-based games when you sidle along walls and check corners.
You know you've played too much Half-Life 2 when you're afraid to step on the sand at the beach because you can't be arsed to fight all of those antlions.
You know you've played too much Silent Hill when you're afraid of plastic bags moving in the street
Carmageddon: When you start running people down and killing them, driving at fast speed, participating in illegal street racing (Need For Speed does this, but instead you only race, vandalize and escape cops because of no "powerups". Carmageddon doesn't reward for the vandalizing and only cares about you causing pain), ramming cars and breaking other people's vehicles (includes trucks and buses as well as the companies owning the vehicles). Don't forget that you'll also have played too much of it when you think you'll get points for causing people harm, which will actually lead yer ass and bollocks into trouble
Lemmings: Walking straight in a direction till you hit something or someone/something blocking you and turn around, depending on which in direction on the compass you are moving in"Blocking" people with your arms out, digging without a shovel, giving up and letting yourself drown when you fall into a body of water (more likely if you can't swim), trying to bash or mine through a wall with your bare hands (That [I]never[/I] works in real life, because in 3D Lemmings from 1995 they use hammers to show that lemmings aren't strong as you think they are) using a parasol or an umbrella instead of a parachute when jumping off a plane or crashing helicopter (Yeah, games obviously don't use parachute unless they're meant to be realistic, but video game logic is almost never true, really think parasols are strong enough to handle your weight?), panicking like the little critter and shouting "Oh no!" when a bomb goes below 1 second. (Only the Classic Tribe is documented, because they are the most memorable of all the tribes. I wish Lemmngs could return one day, best be from Team 17 or in a game as either real, more intelligent than they normally use to be, Lomax seems more intelligent because you can actually [I]control[/I] him in The Adventures of Lomax or cameos.. They look similiar to Mario/Sonic/Worms-style)
Zork: Saying everything you're thinking out loud or getting paranoid of grues when you go into an unlit room or turn the lights off (Apparently, Zork is in a different world with fantasy and bad logic, they can't live here on Earth). Is this also a common reason to why children are scared of the dark?
Those are all I can think of..
You know you've played to much counter strike source when you talk to your friends in radio commands
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