Take a famous quote and replace one word with bacon.
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"I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give." -Thomas Jefferson
Oh wait I was supposed to change it
"C is for bacon, that's good enough for me."
"Row Row fight the bacon!"
"Only the good bacon young."
Eh, replaced a verb. Doesn't work well.
[i]If you don't succeed, bacon bacon again.[/i]
There is no good or evil, only bacon.
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Bacon.
"We build too many walls and not enough bacon" - Isaac Newton
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28501808][I]Imagine there's no Bacon
It's easy if you try
No bacon below us
Above us only bacon
Imagine all the people
Living for bacon[/I][/QUOTE]
DAMN YOU
I wanted to say
Give bacon a chance.
This reminds me of a famous post on Reddit:
[quote]
When I was young my father said to me: "Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon".
I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon".
For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Knowledge is power, France is bacon" meant and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying "France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never understand.
It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.[/quote]
Ich bin ein bacon
It is not truth that matters, but bacon. - Adolf Hitler
[quote]Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my bacon upon you."[/quote]
[editline]9th March 2011[/editline]
[quote]Eazy-E
Bancon N The Hood[/quote]
[quote]John F. Kennedy
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for bacon.[/quote]
From facebook
[quote]
SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
well...he's black
GO ON
he's bald
DOES HE LOOK LIKE BACON?[/quote]
"[I]People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey...[/I] [I]Bacon[/I]."
~The Doctor (David Tennant)
I'll be bacon.
- Arnold Swarchnegger
"One bacon is a tragedy. One million bacons is a statistic"
-Joseph Stalin
The Earth was blue, but there was no bacon.
"[i]Don't get mad, get bacon[/i]"
veni, vidi, bacon
"What's this guy suppose to be, the ultimate bacon?" - Llewlyn Moss (No Country For Old Men)
"I love the smell of bacon in the morning"
- Colonel Kilgore
:v:
wake up and smell the bacon
A bacon for a bacon makes the whole world baconless.
[i]"I am your bacon."[/i]
"Let them eat bacon."
-Marie Antoinette
Ill be bacon - Terminator
[i]''War, bacon never changes.''[/i]
[i]"Read my lips. No new bacon."[/i]
-George H.W. Bush
Worse things have happened to better bacon.
I Must Bacon You! - Ivan Drago
We will fight them on the bacon - Winston Baconhill
And then God said "let there be bacon"
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