Take a famous quote and replace one word with bacon.
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"Everything is so simple when you have bacon for an arm!"
The Patriarch, Killing Floor.
[QUOTE=PrinnyGenocide;28516999]"Everything is so simple when you have bacon for an arm!"
The Patriarch, Killing Floor.[/QUOTE]
You're all fur coat and no bacon.
[i]‎"I am on a drug. It's called bacon. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."[/i]
-Charlie Sheen
One small step for man. One giant bacon for mankind.
[QUOTE=xpod1;28502248]we have nothing to fear but bacon itself[/QUOTE]
:damn:
stole my idea
Second idea: "I've got balls of bacon"
I can't believe nobody came up with this
"Bacon, bacon never changes."
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou bacon?"
"My heart is in the coffin there, with bacon, and I must pause until it comes back to me"
"Bacon is dead."
- Nietzsche
"When this baby hits 88mph, Your gonna see some serious bacon"
"Yippie Kai Yai, Baconfucker."
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and I'm all out of bacon.
"You will be baked, and then there will be bacon"
"We choose to go to the Bacon. We choose to go to the Bacon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too." - Kennedy, 1962
“You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a bacon behind each blade of grass.” -Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941
The right bacon in the wrong place, can make all the difference... in the world.
"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941. A date which will live in infamy! When the United States, was suddenly and deliberately attacked, by naval and air forces, of the Empire of Bacon." -Franklin D. Roosevelt.
"Bacon is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there is bacon at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams
"All flesh is bacon" The Bible
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored bacon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I know not with what bacon World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with bacon and bacon.
Albert Einstein
It is only the bacon who have seen the end of war.
Plato
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliette, is the Bacon.
"Wherefore art thou, bacon?"
Which actually means "Why are you bacon?"
"Head like a hole, black as your soul,
I'd rather die, than give you bacon."
-Nine Inch Nails, Head Like a Hole
"Show me the Bacon"
I just had bacon and it felt so good!
Let my bacon go! - Moses
Men choose, bacon obeys.
-Andrew Ryan
Houston, we have a bacon.
"Would you kindly find a bacon or something?"
Atlas - bioshock
"the bacon outside rapture is colder than a witches tit"
Bioshock
"Why use the bacon when you can make your own?"
Haggard. Battlefield, bacon company 2
"If you work hard, the world will be your bacon"
We can't stop here. This is bacon country.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world bacon"
[I]Give me bacon or give me death.[/I]
[editline]10th March 2011[/editline]
Alternatively, [I]Give me liberty or give me bacon.[/I]
You can get a lot further with bacon and a gun than with bacon alone
-Al Bacone
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