• Take a famous quote and replace one word with bacon.
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A bacon is worth a thousand words. -Napoleon Bonaparte Bacon will either be a world power or will not be at all. -Adolf Hitler All you need is bacon. -John Lennon A table, a chair, a bowl of bacon and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? -Albert Einstein
Let there be bacon.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of bacon. It was not by my hand that I am once again given bacon! Tribute? You steal men's bacon, and make them your slaves!
Lady Nancy Astor “Sir, you’re drunk!” Sir Winston Churchill “Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be bacon.” Lady Astor “If you were my husband, I’d put bacon in your coffee.” Sir Winston Churchill “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!” Margot Asquith "What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered bacon, that he ever mentioned it."
To bacon or not to bacon...that is the question.
[I]In Bacon We Trust[/I]
[i]The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of a million is bacon[/i]
[i]"I'm on a drug, it's called Bacon.."[/i]
A day late and a Bacon short
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth and we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass bacon!" -Sgt. Major Avery Johnson, Halo 2
"Its not what your Bacon can do for you, but what you can do for you Bacon"
"Blow that bacon out your ass!" "Your face, your bacon. What's the difference?" "It's time to kickass and chew bacon, but I am all out of bacon." All from Duke Nukem
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all bacon.
Bacon, therefore I am.
[h2]LET IT BACON[/h2] /Why do we need this caps system?
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bacon.
Dammit, now I want bacon more than anything. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] that was not a quote, that was a fact
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