• What Are You Thinking? - Foghorn's Birthday Edition
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[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;17023796]Surrender it to me or i'll be forced to post in a very whiny manner![/QUOTE] Come and get it
Boobs are a blessing and a curse: they're nice to look at, but they sometimes get in the way. And as I mentioned a few minutes prior, they can serve as chest protection. If they're dense enough they could stop boolet.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17023808]Boobs are a blessing and a curse: they're nice to look at, but they sometimes get in the way. And as I mentioned a few minutes prior, they can serve as chest protection. If they're dense enough they could stop boolet.[/QUOTE] And they make great pillows for guys
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17023805]i got whiplash injuries on my boobs.[/QUOTE] But at least they protected the ribcage, eh? Boobs can protect against serious, even fatal, injuries sometimes.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023807]Come and get it[/QUOTE]but i can't afford a plane ticket and my foot hurts and i'm lonely and nobody loves me and i'm ugly :(
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023803]My hands are always warm, like I'll joke with my friends that I'm irradiated and I'm giving them cancer with my touch. We also joke that I could cook an egg with them[/QUOTE] my hands and feet are always freezing. so when i hold hands with people it feels nice for me cos it warms them up, and nice for them cos it cools em down :3
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023818]And they make great pillows for guys[/QUOTE] I have yet to experience this.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17023833]my hands and feet are always freezing. so when i hold hands with people it feels nice for me cos it warms them up, and nice for them cos it cools em down :3[/QUOTE] True, I do like cold hands cuz they cool me down.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17023839]I have yet to experience this.[/QUOTE] A-freakin'-men.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17023839]I have yet to experience this.[/QUOTE] Really? I've never had a girlfriend but I've used chicks boobs as pillows before, it's not like it's a hard thing to do.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17023821]But at least they protected the ribcage, eh? Boobs can protect against serious, even fatal, injuries sometimes.[/QUOTE] I have breathing problems at night or just generally when I'm laying down, cos I've got such a small frame it doesn't help. they crush my lungs :geno:
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17023859]I have breathing problems at night or just generally when I'm laying down, cos I've got such a small frame it doesn't help. they crush my lungs :geno:[/QUOTE] Is it wrong if I laughed.
It helps to lie on your side or front then.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023870]Is it wrong if I laughed.[/QUOTE] yes, meany. [editline]04:32PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17023873]It helps to lie on your side or front then.[/QUOTE] I can't lay on my front, they're in the way. and when I lay on my side i curl up like a bug, which still fucks up my breathing.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17023878]yes, meany.[/QUOTE] I'm sowwy :frown: I still love ya babe :love:
And he said "OH! Do ya come from a land down undah?"
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023856]Really? I've never had a girlfriend but I've used chicks boobs as pillows before, it's not like it's a hard thing to do.[/QUOTE] [img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/m_76fef02c872b4bff82f7c1e6031fdcf3.jpg[/img]
Boobs are awesome.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023894]I'm sowwy :frown: I still love ya babe :love:[/QUOTE] :love:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17023898][img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/m_76fef02c872b4bff82f7c1e6031fdcf3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Let me let you in on my woman secrets for getting boob pillows. 1. Pick chick with big enough boobs to support your head 2. Go near her 3. Put head on boobs 4. say something nice or just say "hello"
Do you speaka my language?
I keep getting these pains in the left side of my chest, not sure what's causing them. Rather annoying, as they're completely unpredictable.
boobs are awesome specially when they're perky haha
i think it's cute when ash uses my boobs as pillows :v:
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17023928]Do you speaka my language?[/QUOTE] I speak the language of love
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023920]Let me let you in on my woman secrets for getting boob pillows. 1. Pick chick with big enough boobs to support your head 2. Go near her 3. Put head on boobs 4. say something nice or just say "hello"[/QUOTE] Hopefully, in a couple of months, won't need to follow a guide, and I'll be able to do it when I want :smug: As long as I lose this bet. [editline]04:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023947]I speak the language of love[/QUOTE] I hate French.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17023940]i think it's cute when ash uses my boobs as pillows :v:[/QUOTE] My point proven
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;17023947]I speak the language of love[/QUOTE] *smiles* [IMG]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/Mani_Reborn/06_sandvich.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17023948]Hopefully, in a couple of months, won't need to follow a guide, and I'll be able to do it when I want :smug: As long as I lose this bet. [editline]04:36PM[/editline] I hate French.[/QUOTE] I already do what I want, and if anyone hates it then too bad. and French is the language of the gays [editline]11:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17023957]*smiles, and gives Bryanrocks0 a vegemite Sandvich*[/QUOTE] I'm as tall as the muscle man in that song
zoidberg: "get an ink pouch, so you can spray your enemies with ink if they attack you!" professer: *raises newspaper* "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" *splat* zoidberg: wooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
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