[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16910961]Not big enough to eat, more effort than food in this case.
Anyways, we're gonna see if he even makes it through the night. Otherwise we might get it to the vet.[/QUOTE]
GO now!
Cut it's head off. Nearly instant death, it's not going to feel a thing.
Or rape the wound.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16910593]So my little brother was playing outside with his friends, and in front of our house there was a baby squirrel laying on the ground, for like 3 hours the mom won't touch it, and it's too weak to climb back up to the tree, so my dad put it in a plastic crate with some towels and it's resting in there (it ain't dead), and it moves every now and then. It barely has a tail, and it's actually really freaking cute.
Anyways, does anyone know what to feed a squirrel that you can get from around the house?
Also, do they make BA pets?[/QUOTE]
You live in Jacksonville. You just let squirrels pass by. You know that.
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16910999]GO now![/QUOTE]
Yeah, take it to the vet now. It can die of dehydration easily.
We don't have the money to get shots and stuff, and my mom is against euthanasia. We just don't have the money right now. Plus I think the vet is closed..
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=billeh!;16911069]Yeah, take it to the vet now. It can die of dehydration easily.[/QUOTE]
They're feeding it water through a syringe.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16911074]
They're feeding it water through a syringe.[/QUOTE]
Oh good.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16911074]We don't have the money to get shots and stuff, and my mom is against euthanasia. We just don't have the money right now. Plus I think the vet is closed..
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
They're feeding it water through a syringe.[/QUOTE]
Heat up the water before giving it to the squirrel or the squirrel might die of hypothermia.
the ladies love men with squirrls. take him to the vet, get shots, and feed him sunflower seeds.
Well, they put it back in the tree it fell from, but it's probably gonna die for sure. Too bad..
[quote=beastly_boy;16911155]well, they put it back in the tree it fell from, but it's probably gonna die for sure. Too bad..[/quote]
monsters!
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16911168]monsters![/QUOTE]
Dude, shut up we don't have any money, and to be honest, it was one baby squirrel, there are thousands around here. I don't even think a vet could save it.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16911074]We don't have the money to get shots and stuff, and my mom is against euthanasia. We just don't have the money right now. Plus I think the vet is closed..
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
They're feeding it water through a syringe.[/QUOTE]
Then you can do very little for it, and you should probably eat it as a side dish.
Well, it's the cycle of nature.
Feel sorry for the squirrel but move on.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16911201]Dude, shut up we don't have any money, and to be honest, it was one baby squirrel, there are thousands around here. I don't even think a vet could save it.[/QUOTE]
I'm just kidding,but since your saying you don't have money,eating it would be a free meal.
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16911255]I'm just kidding,but since your saying you don't have money,eating it would be a free meal.[/QUOTE]
Just because he doesn't have money for a pet that might not make it doesn't mean he has no money at all....
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy-Alt;16911294]Just because he doesn't have money for a pet that might not make it doesn't mean he has no money at all....[/QUOTE]
Just because I have a cow in my avatar doesn't mean I'm a cow.
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16911255]I'm just kidding,but since your saying you don't have money,eating it would be a free meal.[/QUOTE]
Too late it ran up the tree. Hell at least it will die in peace and hopefully out of harms way. The best thing is I won't know what happened to it or not. At least I won't have to see / know that it died.
My god, I remember when this one girl I knew had hit one with her car on accident, and she got out and started bawling. I actually felt bad for her.
I left her a Myspace comment to the effect of:
"GOOD JOB SOLDIER!
[img]http://www.illiteraryfiction.com/images/blog/toy-soldiers/two-army-soldiers-standing-dead-squirrel-LG.jpg[/img]"
Apparently that made her feel horrible. Haha.
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16911310]Just because I have a cow in my avatar doesn't mean I'm a cow.[/QUOTE]
... You do realize you just proved my point?
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy-Alt;16911333]... You do realize you just proved my point?[/QUOTE]
What I do realize is that this is just the internet.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16911326]Too late it ran up the tree. Hell at least it will die in peace and hopefully out of harms way. The best thing is I won't know what happened to it or not. At least I won't have to see / know that it died.
My god, I remember when this one girl I knew had hit one with her car on accident, and she got out and started bawling. I actually felt bad for her.
I left her a Myspace comment to the effect of:
"GOOD JOB SOLDIER!
[img]http://www.illiteraryfiction.com/images/blog/toy-soldiers/two-army-soldiers-standing-dead-squirrel-LG.jpg[/img]"
Apparently that made her feel horrible. Haha.[/QUOTE]
If it can run up a tree, it has a fighting chance of making it...
[img]http://th08.deviantart.com/fs31/300W/f/2008/209/7/2/Team_Fortress_2__Medic_by_jiggly.jpg[/img]
Another successful procedure!
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16910638]The only cat I have is a boy, and we just found him like a week ago. Luckily he's house trained and is actually a great indoor cat. Used the litter box first day. No collar or anything.[/QUOTE]
you seem to be making a habit of keeping animals that arn't yours:v:
but i'd suggest feeding it milk.. or even buy some puppy or kitten milk, that'd probably suit it better
I had a squirrel myself for about 3 weeks. Feed it unsalted cashews and give it water through an eyedropper or something of that nature. I suggest you keep a lid on the cage too. Put a bunched up bath towel or sweatshirt in there to give it somewhere to hide.
[editline]08:37PM[/editline]
A bit late, aren't I?
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16911406]you seem to be making a habit of keeping animals that arn't yours:v:
but i'd suggest feeding it milk.. or even buy some puppy or kitten milk, that'd probably suit it better[/QUOTE]
I'd like you to breast feed me too.......
(*Creepy Stalker Music*)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va3-PF09pXw&fmt=18[/media]
[QUOTE=its shortie;16911419]I had a squirrel myself for about 3 weeks. Feed it unsalted cashews and give it water through an eyedropper or something of that nature. I suggest you keep a lid on the cage too. Put a bunched up bath towel or sweatshirt in there to give it somewhere to hide.
[editline]08:37PM[/editline]
A bit late, aren't I?[/QUOTE]
Yeah but great suggestions. Thanks for the advice if I ever, by some dumb luck, have another squirrel and decide to keep it as a pet. Haha.
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy-Alt;16911468]I'd like you to breast feed me too.......
(*Creepy Stalker Music*)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va3-PF09pXw&fmt=18[/media][/QUOTE]
i.. b- ...
what's wrong with you.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16911495]i.. b- ...
what's wrong with you.[/QUOTE]
Right behind you....
yes, that'd be a wall. I painted it myself
Throw it against a wall until it dies
inject full of steroids, feet protein supplements, rule over city with an iron fist?
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16911573]yes, that'd be a wall. I painted it myself[/QUOTE]
Ah... Ma petite chou-fleur
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