LMAO Pics v.95 I'm bringing sexy back (ft The boxdog)
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I went fishing with my father one time and my cousin was with me and we were playing with the bugs and my dad said "Hows the master-baiting going?". It was very awkward.
[QUOTE=howling techie;31084971][IMG]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicarrowheadnew.png[/IMG]
[I]I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.[/I][/QUOTE]
TF2's huntsman in a nutshell.
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;31085240]TF2's huntsman in a nutshell.[/QUOTE] What just because there is a bow in it?
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;31085363]What just because there is a bow in it?[/QUOTE]
No, because he's shooting without looking and getting a clean headshot.
[QUOTE=Antary;31084969]Yeah let`s quote it for three more pages.
Oh nevermind thread ending.[/QUOTE]
I can't see any posts after this posts :( Anyone else getting this?
EDIT: replying seemed to fix it, nevermind
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;31085018][IMG]http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/7bd824b6-c71d-432f-a38d-499efaec0858.jpg[/IMG]
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp / just tryin’ to get some credits for the rent / for the starfighters and fuel cell money spent / because a whole lot of Jawas talkin’ sh*t.[/QUOTE]
[B]BOOM [/B]new avatar
[QUOTE=latin_geek;31085391]No, because he's shooting without looking and getting a clean headshot.[/QUOTE]
I was once randomly firing arrows across the map and got a head-shot.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;31048164]What the fuck is going on with dumb kids attempting to make comics?
[img]http://jpg.artige.no/store/8018.png[/img]
Images like this make up 99% of artige.no.[/QUOTE]
LE LE LE LE LE
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31084006]Oh my god the unspeakable acts I would do to her.
:flashfap:
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I gave that bitch piss poor freckle removal and photoshopped skin, bitches love piss poor freckle removal and photoshopped skin.
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[QUOTE=Dalto11;31085832]I gave that bitch piss poor freckle removal and photoshopped skin, bitches love piss poor freckle removal and photoshopped skin.
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worse photoshopjob ever...
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Dammit page, stop breaking.
So this is all copied straight from Christwire, it's fucking hilarious.
[quote]“Just when you thought [URL="http://christwire.org/2011/03/shakira-is-the-most-dangerous-threat-to-your-daughter/"]Shakira was the most dangerous threat to your daughter[/URL], we found a “Emo-Trip-Pop-Punk” band called New Found Glory, or as their numb minded female followers call them, “NFG” (which also stands for “Never Follow God”), New Found Glory was just their “parent friendly” name.Now remember that emo stands for “enter my orifice” and this band’s pure agenda is to enter their crave rockets into as many moist camel hump orifices as possible.
The band makes sure to dress like semi respectful boys, just so parents can’t see past their true intentions of impregnating young females with their demonic sperm seeds.
[B]What Does Their Music Do To Our Daughter’s Minds?[/B]
To put it in a non vulgar description would be impossible. The music they play tricks girls into thinking that they understand how girls want to be loved and treated. They make females think that being in a relationship with them will get them boxes of milk chocolate candies, moonlite walks on a sandy beach, flowers delivered to their office and passionate tongue kisses.
This is all a ploy to get your daughters to their concerts, so they can brainwash them and make their bodies start boiling with sex tensions and tantalizing sinful moisture in their private area.
Just like the Siren sea creature, Leader singer Jordan Pundik (who we feel is a closeted bi-sexual), uses his high pitched car crash voice to brainwash girls with these thoughts of false dreams of passion and love.
[B]WARNING[/B]
[I]There is also a small chance that your daughter maybe “M-ing” herself at night with a house hold item while listening to this black magic sex music. Your daughter is also at a higher risk of performing a anal sex sin docking act[/I]
[IMG]http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/Untitled-23.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/new_found_glory1-300x298.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Where Did They Come From?[/B]This band comes from Florida and just so you know, Florida is full of liquid steroid juice heads looking to use their Schwarzenegger brute force to pin down overly tanned females and make them engage in unwanted sex sessions.
New Found Glory started the emo punk movement in 1997 along with “Getting it up Kids” and “Reggie’s Fully Erect”.
These bands traveled the world spreading their mascara eyed sexual music and influenced the increase in teen sex acts and female runaways in the late 90′s and early 2000′s. Each city they would hit, they would sing their lyrics of anal sex, drugs, orgies and other necromatic deviancies.
[B]What Goes on at Their Concerts?[/B]
Each song they play at their concerts are enticing your daughter’s baby holes with tingly feelings of sexual sin and fleshy sex poles of pre-martial penetration. Their shows are full of large milk sac chested harlots ready to be chloroformed and gang banged backstage by the band members and their roadies. Not to mention their signature “New Found Glory” Holes that they have around the stage. Each glory hole has a different “racial” sin snake poking out and is in plain sight for your daughters to see.
[IMG]http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/Untitled-18.jpg[/IMG]
” -Christwire.org[/quote]
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
EMO stands for Enter My Orifice :v:
[QUOTE=latin_geek;31084816]Those are some fucking huge zits center-right of her chin.[/QUOTE]
You think those are big, you should see the ones on my forehead.
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;31085618][IMG]http://canv.as/ugc/processed/e7e84f846efd9bf8c8809736b02566415d625262.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I never got the point of pogs as a kid. So I collected other equally worthless things instead.
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/3d_printer.png[/img]
[I]"I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.[/I]"
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You know its true
Garry banned Compwhizzi, now look at the pages. They're all borked.
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MagnusTacitus;31086385][IMG]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1742/3bc5cac5b8cd1f7db79e7a4.jpg[/IMG]
You know its true[/QUOTE]
That the Ferris Wheel is made out of bored pokeballs?
[QUOTE=Angua;31077862]I cannot belive this wasn't posted 19 hours ago when everybody was posting nostalgia ensuring game soundtracks and alike.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ELFxB-tGhE[/media]
Or this..
[img]http://i.imgur.com/swexo.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=coco911231;31084670][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/80uQtN.gif[/img]
:science:[/QUOTE]
Autodrops, roll out!
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31086542][img]http://i.imgur.com/swexo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JUSTIN?!
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[QUOTE=Judas;31081933][IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/274/9/6/96bae4e945ae4073018fa4359a6f3255-d2zvds0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Devy is my hero.
Old gold
[video=youtube;x6FUPNpvoUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6FUPNpvoUY&feature=channel_video_title[/video]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sNJ65.jpg[/img]
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Best scene in all of the Harry Potter movies I think.
fucking ghost pages
oh shit pageking.
oc from the creative drawings that don't deserve a thread(i made this)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ILLGC.jpg[/img]
its autumn
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