• Stupid Inventions [Game]
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a gun that shoots soft pellets of love that whisper sweet nothings in your lef ear
[QUOTE=gigsy99;21015007]a gun that shoots soft pellets of love that whisper sweet nothings in your lef ear[/QUOTE] I can't even begin to imagine how much that would scare me... :ohdear:
Pink little rubber caps for the end of your toes shaped like cow udders. ???
Mormon Beer
A 5 inch thick mouse cover to prevent breakage
Porn from Utah
[QUOTE=Xaphania;18327466]A dildo bike when you pedal the dildo goes up your ass. Wait, that isn't stupid.[/QUOTE] It is stupid. Unless it has an actual seat, there isn't enough to support your bodyweight, so worst case scenario the dildo will break through you're intestinal wall which depending on luck and how fast you can get medical attention, may be fatal. [editline]03:59AM[/editline] But if it does have a seat, well then it's just [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img].
A rock band drumset with a fifth drum.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;21051781]A rock band drumset with a fifth drum.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img] Really? Come on!
Well, it's designed to only read four drums, a fifth one would do nothing. Therefore, it is useless.
ED energy drink that glows blue in the dark when blacklight is cast on it. Seriously. So fucking useless.
A computer, that is incompatible with any keyboard, so when you turn it on it says: "No keyboard detected, press any key to continue."
[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18327503]A bullet, that when fired, tracks dumb people, prioritizing targets based on IQ[/QUOTE] My dreams of starting a school shooting, crushed. [sp]It's a joke numbnut, don't take it seriously.[/sp]
Stupid invention? Women's Rights.
A Dutch Oven machine that pumps all farts in your house into your mattress.
A pants with amps and huge ass flat hidden speakers so that when you fart, the whole world hears.
A Snuggie that doubles as a Slap-chop
Microsoft points.
A gun that gives squirrel aids to people.
Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable anchor
This: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN7x7a5So&feature=related[/media]
Floppy disk drive [editline]09:17PM[/editline] The camera on a Nintendo DSi (or the whole thing come to think about it) [editline]09:18PM[/editline] [URL="http://www.usbcell.com/"]Usb Cell[/URL] [editline]09:19PM[/editline] Xbox (pc ftw)
[QUOTE=Dapwnner;21054070]Stupid invention? Women's Rights.[/QUOTE] Are you just desperately trying to be funny?
Mustard injector. Actually, that might not be a bad idea.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;21072933]Mustard injector. Actually, that might not be a bad idea.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://static.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/2/0/4/small/402660.jpg[/IMG]
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