• What is the most clean and silent way to kill someone?
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Silence nuke
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26079089]Old age.[/QUOTE] :allears:
Probably suffocation. Cause when ever it happens, it's quiet because of the hand over the mouth and there's no blood.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1026576-Where-can-i-find-zyklon-b-chlorine-gas-and-mustard-gas[/url] After reading that I don't think giving the OP advice is the best idea. :tinfoil:
Fuck them to death.
Take them to a pig farm. (Kudos if you get the reference)
[QUOTE=articpenguin;26079366]Probably suffocation. Cause when ever it happens, it's quiet because of the hand over the mouth and there's no blood.[/QUOTE] How would you do that without the victim struggling? Besides, autopsy will reveal suffocation as cause of death anyway.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;26079481]How would you do that without the victim struggling? Besides, autopsy will reveal suffocation as cause of death anyway.[/QUOTE] He just said clean and silent. I didn't think he'd want something like stabbing someone or just drowning someone.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;26079448]Take them to a pig farm. (Kudos if you get the reference)[/QUOTE] that was an episode of criminal minds, wasn't it?
Use ricin. Just like the KGB. :c00lbert: [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;26079513]that was an episode of criminal minds, wasn't it?[/QUOTE] Snatch
Infected Vagina, have you ever made a quality thread?
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;26079519]Use ricin. Just like the KGB. :c00lbert: [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] Snatch[/QUOTE] Well darn. That happened in an episode of Criminal Minds, too.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;26079500]He just said clean and silent. I didn't think he'd want something like stabbing someone or just drowning someone.[/QUOTE] I'd like to see you suffocate someone cleanly and silent. Unless the victim is completely paralyzed, it ain't happening.
you know does anyone else at all find this thread slightly disturbing? somewhere in the vicinity of ryu-gi disturbing, even?
[QUOTE=Gurant;26079538]Infected Vagina, have you ever made a quality thread?[/QUOTE] The answer is a resounding... [img]http://i.imgur.com/vKGDD.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Gurant;26079538]Infected Vagina, have you ever made a quality thread?[/QUOTE] if you count the bloody tampon hanging out the lips, maybe
Feed them diamond dust. The shards will slowly destroy his internal organs, without any kind of cure. Painful and evil, but very effective. That, or you can just shoot him with a gun that has a helium baloon attached to it, and then just watch it float away...
stab him in the chest, say it was self defence.
[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;26078683]Fuck, actually infecting someone with a disease is a good idea. Have sex with the victim, and I would go up to the cops and say, she/he had the infection first.[/QUOTE] I think they can tell who got it first, based on the stage it's in.
Shoot the person with flare gun he will burn alive no one will notice
The most clean and silent way is to probably dump the person in the water with weights attached to said person.
Make them eat diamond powder. After some time, they will be shredded from the inside
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;26080158]Make them eat diamond powder. After some time, they will be shredded from the inside[/QUOTE] Wont they scream in pain?
Silenced gun to the head.
I always use the fiber wire. [sp]On Hitman Blood Money[/sp]
Inject tartar sauce into own penis.
Force them to read fast threads.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;26080259]Force them to read fast threads.[/QUOTE] Won't they scream in agony?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26080284]Won't they scream in agony?[/QUOTE] They would vomit blood. And then explode.
cant you inject them with air through a needle and that kills them quickly and there's not really any mess to clean up?
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