• What You Are Thinking? v. This thread title will change anywayz, ☣☣
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[QUOTE=Gum;52143747]Would you rather be a legitimate midger, or just short?[/QUOTE] i'd like being short being short has it's advantages
i'm a 300 foot fighterjet-kin my dick is a tomahawk missile tipped with nuclear material and my diet consists of nothing but activated almonds
My diet is heavy on rye.
can an actually small (shorter than 5'6) confirm that being small has advantages? i was too lazy to make myself a sandwich so i'm having some popcorn
[IMG]https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPdJR6r4zPMXUDC/giphy.gif[/IMG]
This wood mill is a great work place [t]https://s29.postimg.org/9thnwzwdx/IMG_20170424_144749_01_01.jpg[/t] [t]https://s29.postimg.org/4jcp5pc53/IMG_20170424_144854.jpg[/t] I believe someone had a mug with Hitler on it, too
Christ my legs hurt
1 hour after i eat some popcorn i have come to the realization popcorn is not that filling at all
Better to run, than to curse the road.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;52143707]I worked at a call center for roughly 3 years too. It really is the most stressful thing I have ever done even to this day. I hope you guys are only handling local accounts, since we're outsourced and we had to do graveyard shifts and dynamic schedules + 12 hour work days to accommodate for the USA.[/QUOTE] All local but the system is so wank, ms nav with k3 sat on top, constantly find customers with details missing or just not on the system at all because their shit was brought in from a database exchange and they just raw imported it.
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;52143736]62kg at 180cm tall I'm a skinny boy but with big af shoulders[/QUOTE] 68kg at 165cm. Unfortunately I have a horrible goblin body, so all my fat is gathering in my torso.
[QUOTE=Reagy;52143703]Never work in a call centre, seriously it might look easy but its so tiring mentally. [editline]24th April 2017[/editline] And got another 5+ hours of this. Aaaaaaaa[/QUOTE] Didn't you only get that job a week or so ago?
121kg and 193cm thanks google it's not like i wanted to know that i was fat but okay :saddowns:
Speaking about height and weight,mine is 183cm and 82kg . I need to increase my height further beyond. Any advice to increase my height?
[QUOTE=Zufeng;52143942]Speaking about height and weight,mine is 183cm and 82kg . I need to increase my height further beyond. Any advice to increase my height?[/QUOTE] [t]http://torturemuseum.net/wp-content/grand-media/image/_5.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Zufeng;52143942]Speaking about height and weight,mine is 183cm and 82kg . I need to increase my height further beyond. Any advice to increase my height?[/QUOTE] you can't really increase your own height. if you were born as a small motherfucker then you'll stay as a small motherfucker if you were born as an 8ft tall motherfucker then you'll probably be a 9'2 inch motherfucker when you're grown up. [QUOTE=Stoffy;52143950][t]http://torturemuseum.net/wp-content/grand-media/image/_5.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] i mean this 'does' work but then you've got to contend with some torn skin caused from the forceful streching.
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52143968]you can't really increase your own height. if you were born as a small motherfucker then you'll stay as a small motherfucker if you were born as an 8ft tall motherfucker then you'll probably be a 9'2 inch motherfucker when you're grown up. i mean this 'does' work but then you've got to contend with some torn skin caused from the forceful streching.[/QUOTE] dont forget the dislocated limbs and damaged joints. And the torn ligaments, tendons, and muscles. And the agonizing pain. And the possibility of fractures, osteoarthritis, and what not.
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52143968]i mean this 'does' work but then you've got to contend with some torn skin caused from the forceful streching.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zonesylvania;52143976]dont forget the dislocated limbs and damaged joints. And the torn ligaments, tendons, and muscles. And the agonizing pain. And the possibility of fractures, osteoarthritis, and what not.[/QUOTE] Come on now. Don't be so pessimistic.
well i mean if someone wanted to be taller and was an M then i guess this'd be the way to go??? but what are the odds that someone is smol and is an M. and wanted to be taller?
[QUOTE=Svinnik;52143810][IMG]https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPdJR6r4zPMXUDC/giphy.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] :O
I've also seen people do it with a rope. No one who's tried it has ever got down on their own, though. Sometimes they have growing parties in towns, where the people watch someone try to get taller.
[QUOTE=Gum;52144032]I've also seen people do it with a rope.[/QUOTE] :wideeye: [QUOTE=Gum;52144032]No one who's tried it has ever got down on their own, though. Sometimes they have growing parties in towns, where the people watch someone try to get taller.[/QUOTE] ...oh. do they make sure that no one sustains any injuries? so how's your morning been?
[QUOTE=Svinnik;52143810][IMG]https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPdJR6r4zPMXUDC/giphy.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I will still always find it hilarious that I legit met someone who thought katana's could cut through other swords irl
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The death and the witch
[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1561487[/url] First person to 'help' this eventual advertising gimmick by posting my ass wins a prize
[QUOTE=postal;52144262][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1561487[/url] First person to 'help' this eventual advertising gimmick by posting my ass wins a prize[/QUOTE] it is done
[QUOTE=matt000024;52144271]it is done[/QUOTE] rip
Matt, no D:
fuck off i can do anything
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