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so i just sliced my tongue on a lollipop and reminded myself why i always bite the fuck out of it after 3 licks :downs:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52136473]so i just sliced my tongue on a lollipop and reminded myself why i always bite the fuck out of it after 3 licks :downs:[/QUOTE] wait you can slice your tongue on a lollipop? how?
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136479]wait you can slice your tongue on a lollipop? how?[/QUOTE] little razor sharp crevices form on suckers as you suck and lick them
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136479]wait you can slice your tongue on a lollipop? how?[/QUOTE] why does anything bad ever happen to me really
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52136473]so i just sliced my tongue on a lollipop and reminded myself why i always bite the fuck out of it after 3 licks :downs:[/QUOTE] I have weak teeth so I can only lick lollipops and when I do so, I do it vigorously but only out of sight from my family because they keep commenting on "me looking like a slut having a good time"
you know whats obnoxious? those little enflamed taste buds. i got one on the tip of my tongue and all i wanna do is slice it off
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52136491]you know whats obnoxious? those little enflamed taste buds. i got one on the tip of my tongue and all i wanna do is slice it off[/QUOTE] youre triggering me
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52136481]little razor sharp crevices form on suckers as you suck and lick them[/QUOTE] Once,i was eating a chips. When i took a big bite,the edge of chips stabbed the roof of my mouth. Pretty much i tasted iron on my tongue for entire day.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52136482]why does anything bad ever happen to me really[/QUOTE] well i'll share something with you (and the rest of you) i've nearly [sp]died by drowning twice.[/sp] i'm not a good swimmer
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136497]well i'll share something with you (and the rest of you) i've nearly [sp]died by drowning twice.[/sp] i'm not a good swimmer[/QUOTE] doggo paddle my child
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136497]well i'll share something with you (and the rest of you) i've nearly [sp]died by drowning twice.[/sp] i'm not a good swimmer[/QUOTE] im a doggy paddler myself. Stay away from water thats too deep for you and do yourself a favor and learn to swim. :/
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136497]well i'll share something with you (and the rest of you) i've nearly [sp]died by drowning twice.[/sp] i'm not a good swimmer[/QUOTE] Same story,but its caused by my own foolishness. Just imagine,9 years old kid rushing to the ocean.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52136507]im a doggy paddler myself. Stay away from water thats too deep for you and do yourself a favor and learn to swim. :/[/QUOTE] haven't really had a chance to learn to swim.
i almost fell off a cliff in Jamaica. A goat was chasing me down one and there was a big boulder at the bottom. if i didnt move in time, id probably never have lived to see the age of 13.
I once saved someone from drowning and I'm still after all these years proud of that
Feel a lot better today. I actually have energy to move! Muscles are a bit sore from being bed ridden and my throat still hurts, but this is a much better improvement from yesterday. :happy:
Im glob menber now
[QUOTE=Archimedes;52136548]Im glob menber now[/QUOTE] welcome to the privileged side
Still related to beach. When i was playing in beach,a huge ass wave hit me,causing me to fall. Then i realize that the wave is pulling me to the center. Pretty much i scared as hell because im going to die slowly and painfully,until father of my cousing saved me. If you asked me what its feels like,just imagine yourself in washing machine,being tumbled around without being able to breathe.
Do you need to know what happens in Nier to get the most out of Automata? And is the PC version any good?
[QUOTE=Stoffy;52136451]My top 3 in no particular order. You've probably watched them all already, but rewatch one of them. Cinematic gold. The Thing (1982), Schindler's List (1993), Goodfellas (1990).[/QUOTE] Schindler's List and Leon is my favorites!
[QUOTE=Skyward;52136569]Do you need to know what happens in Nier to get the most out of Automata? And is the PC version any good?[/QUOTE] pc version has some issues and no you don't really need to have played nier, but it helps
it's 3:30 in the morning and i just want potato gems
I always wake up feeling like hot garbage
although the first time i nearly drowned i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and fell into a small pond. near-death experiences aside. how do i please people? (as in make them happy for what i do for them)
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136582]although the first time i nearly drowned i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and fell into a small pond. near-death experiences aside. how do i please people? (as in make them happy for what i do for them)[/QUOTE] Do what they like you to do, either yourself, or stuff for them, but I wouldn't recommend going out of your way to do that. Remember you won't please everybody.
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;52136582]although the first time i nearly drowned i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and fell into a small pond. near-death experiences aside. how do i please people? (as in make them happy for what i do for them)[/QUOTE] Fulfill their request,although know your limit since you can't please everyone. For me,listening to their problem when he/she need to vent it is enough for me.
I can't believe I'm slowly becoming a frog HELP
[QUOTE=The bird Man;52136597]I can't believe I'm slowly becoming a frog HELP[/QUOTE] quick what stage of the transformation are you currently in
I eat all the flies at my window!!!11
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