[QUOTE=Levithan;21662734]That image dropped my hope in humanity.
Never again.[/QUOTE]
that's a stupid thing to say
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;21662672]Don't they have rules to stop those sorts of people from donating?[/QUOTE]
There are rules against ejaculating a lot? That sounds kinda weird. So, if you cum too much you just leave some of it on the floor or something.
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Late?
Damn.
[QUOTE=Raxas;21662844]Late?[/QUOTE]
Hate.
[QUOTE=TAU!;21662782]There are rules against ejaculating a lot? That sounds kinda weird. So, if you cum too much you just leave some of it on the floor or something.[/QUOTE]
You can blow as much load as you want when you're [i]at[/i] the sperm bank. They'll take it then and refrigerate it.
If you bring in a couple bottles of old sperm you've been collecting they won't take that. The sperm is already dead and useless.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;21662914]You can blow as much load as you want when you're [I]at[/I] the sperm bank. They'll take it then and refrigerate it.
If you bring in a couple bottles of old sperm you've been collecting they won't take that. The sperm is already dead and useless.[/QUOTE]
I was going to say precisely that, on other hand someone could attempt to replicate the sperm containment system that an average sperm bank possesses at home, and then sell all of that perfectly healthy cum to one of them.
The theoretical system would possibly require modification, due to the unusual quantity of identical cum, in other words it would be revolved around storing large quantities of identical sperm rather then having an extensive library of relatively small samples.
[QUOTE=genkaz92;21663043]I was going to say precisely that, on other hand someone could attempt to replicate the sperm containment system that an average sperm bank possesses at home, and then sell all of that perfectly healthy cum to one of them.
The theoretical system would possibly require modification, due to the unusual quantity of identical cum, in other words it would be revolved around storing large quantities of identical sperm rather then having an extensive library of relatively small samples.[/QUOTE]
the concept of storing large quantities of the same load isn't really worth it. They sell you off as a pedigree: people who come in for fertilization will read through a listing and pick out things they like most, then then a sample is chosen based on that.
it's pretty much genetic engineering, but if you have an entire Dans R Us surplus of one guy's stuff, you'd better hope he was a millionaire or otherwise extremely good looking.
...why are we discussing this? :raise:
[QUOTE=daijitsu;21663119]the concept of storing large quantities of the same load isn't really worth it. They sell you off as a pedigree: people who come in for fertilization will read through a listing and pick out things they like most, then then a sample is chosen based on that.
it's pretty much genetic engineering, but if you have an entire Dans R Us surplus of one guy's stuff, you'd better hope he was a millionaire or otherwise extremely good looking.
...why are we discussing this? :raise:[/QUOTE]
It could be worth it precisely for the reason of genetic engineering and highly valued genes, I perfectly agree.
[QUOTE=Dude Meister;21659851].
Just in case you weren't sad enough yet.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you, that ugly one made me cry
...your avatar makes that comment somewhat disturbing.
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Wait a minute... it appears I'm mistaken.
The stupidest repost ever, actually.
Ithae, what the fuck are you doing, you've done nothing but shipost the past few pages. :raise:
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So, I'm being raped.
But this is LMAO Threads so it's probably a joke.
And if not, I'll wake up.
But that'll take a few months.
And in a few months, I'll need to realize I'm either not in the fantasy world or I am.
:psyduck:
Oh man I thought the note said those who COMMIT rape slip into fantasy I was worried for a minute there.
[QUOTE=Diealready;21660682]Rap is the only genre of "music" that requires no musical talent at all.[/QUOTE]
Kid Cudi's pretty good.
The second I see an unattended electronic sign, I'm doing this.
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Apologies for the slight racism in the image.
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;21663936]Kid Cudi's pretty good.[/QUOTE]
He said requires. Being a rapper and having musical talent aren't exclusive. Neither, however, are they correlated. Most rappers have, at best, a knack for rhyming and rhythm. For "real music", you need that, plus melody, progression, et cetera. Yes, that definition excludes some John Cage "music", but fuck that guy.
Oh, more ME2 art.
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[QUOTE=gman003-main;21663985]He said requires. Being a rapper and having musical talent aren't exclusive. Neither, however, are they correlated. Most rappers have, at best, a knack for rhyming and rhythm. For "real music", you need that, plus melody, progression, et cetera. Yes, that definition excludes some John Cage "music", but fuck that guy.[/QUOTE]
Same could be said for any sort of music ever.
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Cromartie High School is awesome
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