The Gift Giving Thread V38 - GayScoots Make Us Cry

[reecematee]

[QUOTE=mobrockers;22490139]Dude, women are all for the cash, its wired into their brains.[/QUOTE]

:iceburn:

[DragonFire91]

Can someone donate 6.2 USD to my PayPal? I want to buy Hl1 :3:
It's [email][e-mail][/email]

[cercerd]

Actually that is a fair point. Pascall, what would [I]you[/I] prefer?

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=cercerd;22490307]Actually that is a fair point. Pascall, what would [I]you[/I] prefer?[/QUOTE]

It will obviously be something hand-made. Don't get me wrong - either would be good, but something you made shows how thoughtful and how much you think about said person.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;22490348]It will obviously be something hand-made. Don't get me wrong - either would be good, but something you made shows how thoughtful and how much you think about said person.[/QUOTE]

And something expensive shows you are loaded, and she doesn't have to work herself for the rest of her life, if she marries you :downs:

[IAmNow]

Macaroni portrait.

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=mobrockers;22490489]And something expensive shows you are loaded, and she doesn't have to work herself for the rest of her life, if she marries you :downs:[/QUOTE]

Wealth is not measured by money, it's measured by how kind and thoughtful you are, how good a person you are - and how romantic and selfless you are. If a woman is with you purely because you've got alot of money, she isn't worth having at all.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;22490546]Wealth is not measured by money, it's measured by how kind and thoughtful you are, how good a person you are - and how romantic and selfless you are. If a woman is with you purely because you've got alot of money, she isn't worth having at all.[/QUOTE]

Eh dude, it is how it works, having a husband that has a lot of money means not having to work yourself, and having enough time to care for your offspring, thus improving the chance the offspring will survive, and have children of their own, its common sense really.

[editline]08:20PM[/editline]

Women pick their partners for wealth, and social status, more than for their looks.

[editline]08:21PM[/editline]

Unlike men, we go for the looks.

[editline]08:22PM[/editline]

Because women that have a nice figure, give healthier babies.

[Baggerbean]

Aye, there is a large degree of truth in that.

[Pruneyboy]

Get her a condom so you'll always be safe. :downs:

[mankind_me]

[QUOTE=Pruneyboy;22490684]Get her a condom so you'll always be safe. :downs:[/QUOTE]

:iceburn:

Also is there anyone kind enough to give me L4D/L4D2/Foreign Legion?

[reecematee]

Im not sure about you guys, but I went for looks once, and it was the worst decision I have ever made, this girl called carla, she was hot as fuck, all the boys wanted to go out with her, and she actually chose me, I felt so happy at that moment, but then she realised she could get much better looking men than me, so she went off, with another guy, In the cinema, the one I paid for us both to watched, payed for her food,drink.

She just left me, The bad thing is, I walk home with her pretty much everyday. But I really shouldn't. Maybe when Im older, Ill find a nice girl, but most of all, one with a nice personality. then I will be able to settle down and live my life through, not just looking at FP everyday.

Or I end up a loner with nobody :saddowns:

Also

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM[/media]

song fits.

[Pascall]

Uh

Well honestly, my boyfriend has never gotten me anything expensive other than video games.

So.. I honestly don't know what it's like to be pampered.

[editline]01:42PM[/editline]

Not by a boyfriend anyways.

[reecematee]

I wonder if that guy will be here todo the raffle?

if google is correct it is 2:42 there, he is meant to end it at 3.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Pascall;22491028]Uh

Well honestly, my boyfriend has never gotten me anything expensive other than video games.

So.. I honestly don't know what it's like to be pampered.

[editline]01:42PM[/editline]

Not by a boyfriend anyways.[/QUOTE]

Video games are your jewelry :downs:

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=mobrockers;22491066]Video games are your jewelry :downs:[/QUOTE]

Only video games are worth the money. :dance:

[Pascall]

Jewelry would not be the best gift to get me.

I only wear necklaces, and even then, I prefer the necklaces made out of string or the leather material or beachy stuff like shells and whatnot.

But yeah, I've never gotten a really expensive gift, so I guess I'm used to the "home made" stuff. Not sure how it would stack up against something of value.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Pascall;22491102]Jewelry would not be the best gift to get me.

I only wear necklaces, and even then, I prefer the necklaces made out of string or the leather material or beachy stuff like shells and whatnot.

But yeah, I've never gotten a really expensive gift, so I guess I'm used to the "home made" stuff. Not sure how it would stack up against something of value.[/QUOTE]

If I'd give you something really expensive, would you date me :smug:

[Pascall]

No. :razz:

[Rollodes]

Ok I'm ending the raffle a bit early. I'm sure everyone has entered that is gonna enter. Gonna announce the winner in a bit cross your fingers and sorry Pascall I can't donate through paypal.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Pascall;22491175]No. :razz:[/QUOTE]

I see what you did thar :shlick:

[TheCactusman]

Hi Everybody!

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=TheCactusman;22491236]Hi Everybody![/QUOTE]

Hi Doctor Nic---- Oh wait, Hey Cactusman.

[TheCactusman]

Hey it's page 45... What does that mean?

[mobrockers]

Nothing.

[cercerd]

So, Pascall thank you for the input.
What I have to say:
1) I am a bit old for a macaroni portrait.
2)I am a bit young for a condom.
3)Money is good.
4)We are still at the friends stage, but supposedly we are always flirting (as if I had any idea how) and I think we both like each other.

This is the plan I have come up with based upon the comments made: I could balance the age thing, spend money [I]and[/I] show her how I feel by making her a portrait from condoms.

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=cercerd;22491337]

This is the plan I have come up with based upon the comments made: I could balance the age thing, spend money [I]and[/I] show her how I feel by making her a portrait from condoms.[/QUOTE]

Absoloutely flawless my friend. She'll be at your mercy after that.

[cercerd]

Also I just realized how much my avatar looks creepy and pedo-ish. hmm. Was supposed to be evil and mad, with a bit of power hunger.

[editline]07:57PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Baggerbean;22491363]Absoloutely flawless my friend. She'll be at your mercy after that.[/QUOTE]
Well it's settled then. BRB making condom picture.

[reecematee]

[QUOTE=cercerd;22491337]

This is the plan I have come up with based upon the comments made: I could balance the age thing, spend money [I]and[/I] show her how I feel by making her a portrait from condoms.[/QUOTE]

I.LOVE.YOU.

seriously, you just made my day.

[Baggerbean]

[QUOTE=cercerd;22491371]
Well it's settled then. BRB making condom picture.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget to post us pictures before you give it to her. :v: