• Have You Ever Took A Horrible Poop?
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I didn't crap for 5 days once, I shat a meteorite. worst day of my life man.
Why is it that liquid shits always hurt the most? :smug:
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;24310094]You mean like when you have diarrhea and it feels like you sat on an open flame? Yeah, I've experienced that.[/QUOTE] THIS. oh god THIS.
I've once shitten brown water for two days.. Was sitting on the toilet half the time.
I hate the ones that burn your ass and smell like sick.
[QUOTE=smellymonkey;24308430]I have, shit was so long it looked like a hotdog.[/QUOTE] A hotdog? Hah. I took a shit yesterday that went from the surface of the water down the drain such that I couldn't see the end of it. I'm not convinced it wasn't some undiscovered species of shit/snake hybrid.
Once I didn't shit for two weeks. After that I found out what it feels like to give birth out of your ass.
I used to be like you above poster (except all the time), didn't help that I suffered from constipation and had a fear of bathrooms. That's all behind me now though, you never thought the ability to shit properly would change your life, but I am a much happier active person.
Was at a buddies place, he goes to shit in the washroom. "HEY! I JUST SHAT A CROWBAR!!!"
I hate when you take a perfectly sized dump, and instead of going down the drain regularly it fucking ROTATES and gets stuck horizontally. Once you get there, there's no way out
On the very last day of 6th grade I had to shit really bad and when it came out it was at least a foot long.
I hate the Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit. :saddowns:
Eating Sand isn't good for me :geno: Edit: And my ass :C
Once I made stool and it was brown. o.O
This thread just made me wanna shit. BRB, i'm not kiddin'.
I hate the shits where you think you finished, yet when you wipe, the other half of your shit is on the paper. And your hands.
[QUOTE=TAU!;24309046]- Spiky shits - Wet shits (Especially when they feel like they'll never end) - The shit that ends prematurely (You push and you push, trying to get a huge shit out, but you only get a tiny bit of it out. The rest stays in you and you've lost the strength to force it out at the time.) - The shit that was left behind (Forcing out a decent shit, but a tiny bit is left in you. No more strength to push it out.) - Dingleberry (It's bad no matter what the size. If it's small it'll smear against your hairy ass or leave streaks on you or your underwear.) - The non-existent shit (You get the urge to shit, you sit down on the toilet and get ready, but... nothing comes out. Nothing at all. You sit there and you push and push and push, but nothing happens.)[/QUOTE]
I don't take a shit, I leave a shit :frog:
I hate taking a dump and it literally rips out a thousand ass hairs along with it. It's one of the most painful things of the average day :gonk:
All of my shits are glorious.
[QUOTE=0v3rkill2;24323107]All of my shits are glorious.[/QUOTE] Your avatar and your comment made me go and take a shit feeling like a fuckin' hero.
Once i remember i ate about 3 kg of macaroni. Little did i know it was already gone bad. The next 3 hours i was taking the worst diarrhea shit i've ever taken. I can't say i survived that without mental trauma, but for crying out loud, when i finished that, i couldn't feel my ass when i washed it. Yeah, i washed it, mainly because everything from my lower back to half-way my thighs backside were covered in shit. I didn't take a shit in two weeks, must've cleaned my whole intestines. Nothing i've ever taken after that has been worse.
Once, I pooped but it hurt too much to come out, so I sucked it back in. Problem solved. :smug:
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