Grabbed the tail pipe of a just turned off car.
Grabbed a freshly used toaster before it could be knocked over.
Swam out too far at sunset at the beach and nearly got sucked away.
Snuggled my cat and caused it to jump onto my face, then off the couch, leaving me with a fucked up face.
Cheated on lap running.
I pooped on the floor once.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;23859403]1. Had sex without a condom
2. Didn't pull out
All on the same day[/QUOTE]
In your...childhood?
On topic: stole some sweets from a shop, ate them and put the wrappers in a friend's coat pocket. We were both 10 or so, and his parents thought he stole money off of them as he had no money, and I said that I didn't buy them. How is it retarded you may ask? He hated me afterwards as his parents took away his PS1, Gameboy and other stuff. I could've just said I bought the sweets...but then again, I never really was on his side.
I stole a candy bar and felt really bad about it later.
Stuck my arm into a conveyor belt at a store.. Pretty stupid
I rearranged the keys on a keyboard that belonged to a very old teacher. Watching her struggle to understand why pushing the 'f' key turned out to be 'm' was hilarious until she began to cry.
I broke my TV by peeing on it and telling my Mom it was lemonade.
Wasted my time playing games all day.
Discovered videogames. Literally shat my pants before I went to bathroom so I could play longer.
Jerked my sister off.
Took my retainer and threw it in the ocean for no good reason, twas expensive.
[QUOTE=Roskarnolkov;23860117]Jerked my sister off.[/QUOTE]
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Licked a light post during winter.
Put my hands behind the refrigerator (eventually burned my left hand's thumb), and forcing spoons or forks between my teeth... I swear if I could go back in time I'd so kick my own arse for doing those stupidities.
I ate my (realy Tiny one i had him brand new) when i was 4. I swalowed him whole. I was taken to THE hospitalen where they remover him from my stumache. Mr bubbles didn't make it. :( i wasn't alowed to have a pet untill i was 15.
Be born
I tried to bungee jump from a tree using little bungee cords. My pants ripped and I plummeted to the ground. . .
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Eating glue.
puked over my sister's face :barf:
Stretched my asshole and sticked my finger in there... true story.
Started a bonfire that ende in around a kilometre² of burning bushes. Wasn't nice.
I felt particulary bad when someone sid that it was very nice of me to call the firefighters.
Got puked in the ear by my brother.
[QUOTE=Killuah;23867059]I felt particulary bad when someone sid that it was very nice of me to call the firefighters.[/QUOTE]
Nice how naive some people are.
Drank dish washing liquid in my mouth and blew bubbles.
I thought I was going to die.
I dunno I'm still 12 so I guess it was join these forums
lit a lizard on fire
When I was about three years old I stuck the tip of my finger into an electric pencil sharpener.
I bit a girl so hard when i was 5 years old, i took out a mouthful of flesh, she started bleeding and shit, the guys from the "kindergarden" (is that how we call it in english ? ) called my parents right away, she was taken to the hospital and my dad was there signing papers and stuff and apologizing to her parents for 5 hours then he came straight home to beat my ass. The girl still has a huge scar on her forearm xD, i must to have hated her or something
i threw my :wcc: in to a burning ring of fire :byodood:
I discovered the internet :sigh:
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