Rather retarded things you did in your childhood - General

I don't want to say it really but let's just say it involes: Me, A Postman, And not alot of clothes on at all.

ohhh yah i remember one time my teacher (girl teacher) was bending over and i slapped her ass this was in grade 2 if i remember correctly hey thats not funny i got sent to the corner

I burnt down my house trying to refill a bic lighter.

Called a teacher baby by accident. Self explainatory.

[QUOTE=Alansley;23875595]I burnt down my house trying to refill a bic lighter.[/QUOTE] that obviously happened

We had this really deep fishing pond out back of our house. Around 50 feet down. I took a boat out on it one day and decided to take one of the cinder blocks we used as part of a modified anchor and throw myself over the side with it- holding onto it of course. I never knew 50 feet of water was enough to cause your eardrums to implode.

When I fucked my cat

[QUOTE=TheArbiter641;23876385]When I fucked my cat[/QUOTE] Uh

[QUOTE=TheArbiter641;23876385]When I fucked my pussy[/QUOTE] Fixed. And no, that's not retarded... it's sexy. Tell me more.:smug:

When I was a kid I thought Pikachu was invincible.

Touched penises with my cousin. Whenever he asks me if I remember 'random things I did when I was a kid' I always say, 'yeah with the eggs and shit' and his eyes darken and he grins and stares me down. :saddowns:

In chorus class I totally forgot the day the end-of-the-year concert was and spent the whole time playing gamecube instead. Even funnier, I was gonna be given a certificate from the teacher saying I was her best student.

I was on the roof of a golf cart when my friends drove downhill, hit a fence, and I smashed my face in it and flipped over it.

We decided to piss off this drunk guy.

I thought when my mom said my dad was at work making money I thought he was actually creating the money in a money factory.

Laid down on a skateboard, rode it down a steep driveway onto a gravel road without proper padding [editline]04:44AM[/editline] Although that wasn't that bad. This other time, though, I accidentally slammed my leg against a cinder block, and flesh was literally scraped away. I could have sworn I could see bone. I still have a rather large indentation there today.

I used to eat screws when I was a little one; my mother fed me olives to help them pass through my system. :saddowns:

I ate out on my first date.

I was visiting my relatives and we were eating dinner, and I couldn't eat anymore because I was so stuffed but I thought they would get mad if I didn't finish my meal, so I took two potatoes from my plate and hid them in my underpants and they were like really hot so they burned a blister on my dick. It hurt like a son of a bitch.

shit on my lawn in a super man costume every week

took a piss under my neighbours balcony

Stapled my thumb

Drank a cup of my own piss, or rather tasted it and spat it out. Can't remember why I pissed in it in the first place, nor why I left it there, came back, forgot about it's contents and drank it.

Learned about gravity when climbing a tree. What?! I wanted to be superman :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;23891370]Stapled my thumb[/QUOTE] You too. I stapled my thumb to a piece of paper back in second grade, it went through the fingernail, it was brutal, but I was laughing hysterically.

fell asleep in class in year 2

I covered my dick in water, wrapped copper wire around it in a spiral and then made the very end of the wire stick off the tip of my penis for about 3 inches. I then preceded to stick the end off the copper wire into an electric socket. I guess you could say... I had a SHOCKING sexual experience. he..hehehe...heh.............................................................................heh.

I threw a kitten on the roof of my house. I essentially killed it. I didn't mean to, but I doomed it to death on the roof. It makes me cry everyday.

Got fucked by cuzzin

Ate a woodlouse because I thought it was a raisin :saddowns:. Quite scared of them nowadays ironically