Rather retarded things you did in your childhood - General

Pissed in my mouth

I did something I don't like talking about. You can all call me a dumbass, a shitface, dickhead, whatever you can imagine, I deserve it. When I was 8, I used to fill my bathtub with water and get my dog in there and pressure him in the water and he couldn't breath and every time I did that he was underwater and always looked in my eyes while trying to breath in the water, I was so stupid. I regret doing all that. I deserve going to hell for that, I cry every time I think about it. Damn I'm so sorry. He is still alive though.. not with me anymore, I loved that dog more than anything on this life, except family of course. Every time I think about this and remember his eyes looking at me, I seriously think of suicidal, I seriously think I don't deserve to live. But I get over it. Damn :'( He looks just like this: [img]http://www.foinobar.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/poodle.jpg[/img] :'( No, I don't deserve to live.

[QUOTE=dj_night;23902706] [img]http://www.foinobar.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/poodle.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Its okay, people do alot harsher things to animals everyday :( *pats* I made my guinea pig do flip overs. alot. fast. He died shortly :'( Also laughed when a 'FRIEND' sprayed my birds with water, they died of the cold days after.

Jumped down staircase for lulz

[QUOTE=Lemonator;23891171]I ate out on my first date.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:

Put a knife in the toaster to warm it up while holding the metal handle still. Luckily the eletric went out insted of me dieing, thanks got for saftey mesures on stuff these days. [QUOTE=dj_night;23902706]I did something I don't like talking about. You can all call me a dumbass, a shitface, dickhead, whatever you can imagine, I deserve it. When I was 8, I used to fill my bathtub with water and get my dog in there and pressure him in the water and he couldn't breath and every time I did that he was underwater and always looked in my eyes while trying to breath in the water, I was so stupid. I regret doing all that. I deserve going to hell for that, I cry every time I think about it. Damn I'm so sorry. He is still alive though.. not with me anymore, I loved that dog more than anything on this life, except family of course. Every time I think about this and remember his eyes looking at me, I seriously think of suicidal, I seriously think I don't deserve to live. But I get over it. Damn :'( He looks just like this: -snip :'( No, I don't deserve to live.[/QUOTE] Man that must be bad to remember, it just looking at you. Don't feel bad, you where young, you where curiouse and all that stuff, kids do horrible things to animals all the time, yours is nothing compared to what I have heard, at least your dog lived. But this is why you should never get a child a pet. Curiosity killed the cat, litiraly. [QUOTE=redking;23868343]When I was about three years old I stuck the tip of my finger into an electric pencil sharpener.[/QUOTE] Oooooo fuck, I almost did that once, but as I heard it start, I got pulled away by a girl cause she wanted me for something.

[QUOTE=Raunchy;23863228]Licked a light post during winter.[/QUOTE] I want to do this.

[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;23891232]shit on my lawn in a super man costume every week[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=282135&dateline=1279076348[/img]

[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;23905850]Man that must be bad to remember, it just looking at you. Don't feel bad, you where young, you where curiouse and all that stuff, kids do horrible things to animals all the time, yours is nothing compared to what I have heard, at least your dog lived. But this is why you should never get a child a pet. Curiosity killed the cat, litiraly.[/QUOTE] Thanks man those words mean a lot. Yes, it still lives, and long time, it is already.. 10 years old, still lives from what I've heard.. It was living with my grandma and she had to give it away.. so I don't hear of him much now..

Voted for George Bush

Went around to the main switchboard to the electricity whilst my mum was enjoying a great game of Yahoo Cards. :smug: I restarted it and ran back inside.. :frown: Only to be roused at by my father.

Pulling down your pants in the middle of preschool [B]IS NOT ACCEPTABLE[/B]

Spent 50 dollars on a fucking card game.

Tried to turn off my brand new TV HDTV with a bb gun, instead made a dent in the screen that soon turned into a giant vertical dead pixel line later then completely fucked up after i moved. [editline]01:38AM[/editline] Also bought Blacklight Tango Down horrible

In middle school, I drew a picture of this kid I knew named Ralph. I'll talk about Ralph some other time on here, but the drawing included him being a crocodile with a huge swirling dick. He never found out about it, but my English teacher did who told the counselor,of whom we referred to as "Bubba". I won't go into detail, at risk of being banned for racism, but he was huge. Overall, he was a very intimidating man.Ironically, he was the track coach. I think I got called down to his office during last period, and I shat bricks when the lady over the intercom requested that I go to his office. Anyway, I went to his office, asked if I drew the picture, I said yes, he told me he would talk to me later, and he never did. That was a good year.

Cycled past a 6ft+ Asian man yelling racial comments with friends. The second time we went around the block to repeat some shit, he ran at us by surprise with his friend, pushing us off our bikes and threatening to kill us if we ever went back.

I remember when I was learning how to ride my bike, I was going to fast and was headed for a fence, and I thought that by taking my feet off the pedals, I would slow down and stop. I crashed into the fence, it didn't too badly, so instead of crying, I just sat on the ground next to my bike to try and figure out what went wrong.

I was returning a bike to a friend that lived at the bottom of a steep hill. Little shit didn't tell me that the brakes were broken. I flipped over the handlebars and into a thorn bush. Then I had to walk home.

Well, since we're on the topic of bikes, I once was riding my bike around the neighboorhood soon after I had learned how to ride. I was mesmerized by the shadow of the bike wheel spinning on ground, so I wasn't paying any attention to what was ahead of me. A Mailbox.

[QUOTE=Katamari_Jr;23907652]Well, since we're on the topic of bikes, I once was riding my bike around the neighboorhood soon after I had learned how to ride. I was mesmerized by the shadow of the bike wheel spinning on ground, so I wasn't paying any attention to what was ahead of me. A Mailbox.[/QUOTE] Oh, that reminds me of another one! I had my helmet on, but unbuckled, cause being a rebel is fun. It flew off cause I turned my head, I looked back to see it, and started veering to the left. Whacked a mailbox, flew off the bike, and into the asphalt. Hurt like a motherfucker, but I got an awesome "M" shaped scar. :c00l:

[QUOTE=Morphus;23907341]Cycled past a 6ft+ Asian man yelling racial comments with friends. The second time we went around the block to repeat some shit, he ran at us by surprise with his friend, pushing us off our bikes and threatening to kill us if we ever went back.[/QUOTE] Your a dick

[QUOTE=Katamari_Jr;23907652]Well, since we're on the topic of bikes, I once was riding my bike around the neighboorhood soon after I had learned how to ride. I was mesmerized by the shadow of the bike wheel spinning on ground, so I wasn't paying any attention to what was ahead of me. A Mailbox.[/QUOTE] Dayum son.

Attacked a teacher with a chair, Discovered the internet, played soldier of fortune for 6 hours straight and discovered masturbation/how sex works. [b]ALL IN ONE DAY[/b]

That's a hell of a day.

glued my fingers together with some kind industrial type adhesive glue and had my fingers under a hot tap for a couple hours. atleast I got off school that day :D

[QUOTE=Ghost_Zero;23859340]Dry humped my friend's Pikachu plush while I was at his house.[/QUOTE] KILL IT WITH FIRE :byodood:

hit a stopped car

-Peed on an upside down laundry basket. -Peed on the tree in my Grandma's front yard. -Stapled my finger. -Shit my pants in kindergarten because I wanted to finish the mothers day card I was making.

I have a bike themed one. I was bikeing down a steap hill and the breaks didn't work very well, I didn't think to stamp my feet on the ground and I nearly got hit by a car when I flew across the road, i maniged to stop and the guy in the car shouted at me, I said sorry and he said sorry for getting mad, I scared the shit out of him.

I cheated on one of my mile runs. I skipped a lap when they weren't paying attention. [editline]11:42PM[/editline] Actually no, because they asked me if I was done, and I lost count of how many laps I did, so I said yes.