I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16, back home.
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd!;23860006]Wasted my time playing games all day.[/QUOTE]
Heck, that's what I've been doing all summer
Watched Drangonball Z....even though I had no fucking IDEA what I was watching.
Sexism.
when i was 4, i drank rubbing alcohol and i thought it was water.
Went to the emergency room :(
I used to always invert the numpad on keyboards. I would grab a pencil and pry off the keys, placing the "7 8 9" row where the "1 2 3" row was. I never once got caught.
This was back in Grade 9, whenever I was in a computer room.
[QUOTE=MRTW113;23908844]Heck, that's what I've been doing all summer[/QUOTE]
Heck, that's what i do the entire time.
Ontopic:
Lick electric fences, sockets etc.
I was late getting to school, so I ran. A kid's front teeth went into my head. I had to go to the hospital. Only good thing was I didn't have to go to school that day, and the other kid did :smug:
Took a shit on a Power Ranger Dino.
I was either 1 or 2.
I stuck a metal rod into an electrical outlet. If I hadn't been wearing rubber shoes I would've died.
How can you still remember that when you were 1/2?
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;23913996]How can you still remember that when you were 1/2?[/QUOTE]
The only part I remember is sticking the rod into the socket and hearing a weird buzz noise. My parents often tell me the rest of the story.
Also, I remember quite a bit from when I was little :/
Took a shit in a ball pit when I was like 2 <:
Habbo :sigh:
[QUOTE=Swilly;23909182]Watched Drangonball Z....even though I had no fucking IDEA what I was watching.[/QUOTE]
Hey. Fuck you.
I remember once I kicked a classmate in the face so hard he lost a tooth. The prick hand me on the ground and was gonna punch me.
I still don't regret it, he's the biggest mong on the planet.
The TV suddenly stopped working, so i pushed it off the table and it broke
Let's see....
- Pissed on my radiator and dog
- Yelled at my toys
- Dug up my dead kitty
- Ran outside with no clothes
- Dropped a snare drum on my brothers face from the top bunk
Kindergarten:
- Bit a kid and broke the skin just because he cut me in line.
- Pushed a kid off his chair, breaking his elbow, because he stole my crayon.
3rd Grade:
- Chased some kid with a pair of scissors for making fun of my brother. He never came back.
- Knocked some kid out cold, same reason as above.
6th Grade:
- Threw a textbook out a 3rd story window. Almost clubbed a security officer in the head.
I was a VERY deranged child....
Threw a AA battery into a fireplace. Luckily, nothing came of it, just pretty greens and blues in the fire.
got a virus on m dad's computer when was 7( 1998), it made porn popups that wouldn't go away. when my dad came into the room he said "what are you doing!? i said you could play a game not this!" i went on the internet without asking him. then i downloaded some random file because i was searching for free games.
why do i feel odd by the fact that the first porn i ever saw was in the form of a popup caused b a virus...
[QUOTE=Shorty1mc40;23914486]Let's see....
- Pissed on my radiator and dog
- Yelled at my toys
- Dug up my dead kitty
- Ran outside with no clothes
- Dropped a snare drum on my brothers face from the top bunk
Kindergarten:
- Bit a kid and broke the skin just because he cut me in line.
- Pushed a kid off his chair, breaking his elbow, because he stole my crayon.
3rd Grade:
- Chased some kid with a pair of scissors for making fun of my brother. He never came back.
- Knocked some kid out cold, same reason as above.
6th Grade:
- Threw a textbook out a 3rd story window. Almost clubbed a security officer in the head.
I was a VERY deranged child....[/QUOTE]
Wow, you had/have issues, bet you'd be interesting to psychoanalyze. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=soderholm15;23874227]I discovered the internet :sigh:[/QUOTE]
...:frown:
I watched my friend die as he crawled under a powered trailer to get a ball I shot under there, only to be killed by the electricity under it. :sigh:
I used to think that 8=====D was a smiley face with a big nose and goggles. I was always confused why people were giving themselves such big "noses".
[QUOTE=Shibbey;23919984]I used to think that 8=====D was a smiley face with a big nose and goggles. I was always confused why people were giving themselves such big "noses".[/QUOTE]
Wait, it isn't a Smiley with a big nose?
[QUOTE=commander204;23920278]Wait, it isn't a Smiley with a big nose?[/QUOTE]
Nope! It's a penis!
Also, when I was in fourth grade I googled milk. It was on images and I was in school.
I also would take screencaps of the desktops and mak it the backround then delete all of the icons. It took the computer teacher lady 3 months to figure out what was wrong with it.
I was fascinated with car washes for some reason and wanted turn our garage into one. This was like 1999 or 2000 so I was 5 or 6. We had a container in the garage full of old unused cable/antenna wires and I Pulled them out. I had no idea of the dangers of electricity back then. I sat in front of an electrical outlet the container beside me on the floor of the garage and placed a part of the L Antenna piece you screwed to the tv into the outlet thinking it was a good fit. It electrocuted my five year old ass and my right hand was completely black. I survived.
I don't remember when, but I was obsessed with stuff like stereos and dvd players and anything with a bunch of buttons ans knobs and my neighbor had a basement full of them and was aware of this (i know it sounds pedo-ish) He once showed me the basement when i was visiting his son and i got over- excited. after he left me and his son (being too young to under stand what i was doing) i moved all the coolest stuff out the door in the basement to the grill and placed them playing with them. later my friend had to go and he locked the door of the basement so i couldn't bring them back in (even though i never planned to do that).
When I was in 3rd grade I pissed a pool of pee in my chair because I was too busy with crafts. I went to the bathroom when i was done and when i came back it was gone :O
Kicked through Stained Glass Window At Rage of my dad telling me it was time to come inside the house.
When I was in 5th Grade I called My Teacher Fat.
[QUOTE=Topher81405;23907878]Your a dick[/QUOTE]
Lolk Asian kid. It was funny at the time, but I learned a lesson.
Smashed my hand through a window when i was 5. I now have a giant scar on my wrist and people think im emo.
The first day at school with a bandaged up wrist wasn't to much fun either. Refused to stich so i was forced to have a giant block so i wouldn't open the wound by moving it.
Great times...
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;23857327]Never talked to the girl I loved[/QUOTE]
That's better then talking to her and then getting friend zoned :frown:
[QUOTE=slinkman;23922397]That's better then talking to her and then getting friend zoned :frown:[/QUOTE]
I was her friend just I never talked around her much since I was basicly a shut in when I was about 3 and when I got to go to school I rarely talked to anyone cause of it
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