[QUOTE=Game Zombie;23922888]I was her friend just I never talked around her much since I was basicly a shut in when I was about 3 and when I got to go to school I rarely talked to anyone cause of it[/QUOTE]
If I had the opportunity to go back, I never would have talked to her. But then again theres the "the grass is greener on the other side" argument.
Everything.
shat in a public swimming pool, no one noticed though.
Shaved my eyebrows off because I was bored and it was 2 a.m :v:
[QUOTE=Maragol;23922219]Smashed my hand through a window when i was 5. I now have a giant scar on my wrist and people think im emo.
The first day at school with a bandaged up wrist wasn't to much fun either. Refused to stich so i was forced to have a giant block so i wouldn't open the wound by moving it.
Great times...[/QUOTE]
I did the same thing, didn't get stitches either. Sometimes I still wonder if all the glass got picked out of it.
Punched the wall, broke the hand...
shot my horse in the head while ridding it... I was aiming at a cougar
I put a Poptart in the toaster and it broke off when I pulled it out, so (while still plugged in and running) I took a fork and started fishing it out of the toaster. Turning it upside down was out of the question.
I got entangled in a swing..
Put a magnet up to the TV
Stuck a fork into the toaster trying to get toast out.
Thank god, I didn't get shocked.
Oh, and jumping into a swimming pool still holding my towel. :sigh:
Went full speed at a kerb on a bicycle thinking I would bounce up and continue with momentum. Ended up mis-judging the height of the kerb, not going over but stopped and gravity threw me, ballbag first into the metal part of the frame that connected the handlebars to the body.
Pains.
Was at my aunt's house one day. They have a lot of horses and stuff. My cousin talked me into grabbing the electric fence, claiming that it was off. When I did, I fell on the ground and laid there because i didn't want to get up after being shocked. My cousin went away laughing. When I did get up, the entire back of my head was covered with fecal matter of what I am guessing was a raccoon.
One time I was in this EPIC bike race with like three of my friends. It started to get really serious, as in going up to like 30+ mph, so 2 friends stopped. There were only two of us left when I got a sudden boost of energy and started peddling even faster! My brakes broke... and I slammed right into a big yellow douche-bag pickup truck. Got a huge tear in my shorts, but the broken twisted metal did not come in contact with my flesh.
I used to think eating tortilla chips gave me powers to fly
Eventually I jumped off my bed and almost broke my nose -_-
Hung out with this kid for whatever reason I liked...
The catch is that he fucking ruined my childhood. :sigh:
Discovering games and letting them be so much of my life right now has made me depressed slightly. (Why i wanted to gift people games, to give myself something to smile about)
I mean before i found them out, i was out all the time with friends, now i only have two good friends, one being my girlfriend who i knew 4 years before hand and my good friend who i've known for like 14 years.
When i was 7, i found a hole in a stuffed panda. What i thought was a good idea was to stick my penis into it and fuck it. Bad idea was that i didnt lock the door and my parents walked in on me fucking a panda, because we were throwing it away
tied my goddamn shoes together in second grade
they had to cut the laces it was so tight
The first time I ever jumped on my bed, I slipped, landed in the open toybox, and the large wooden lid came down and smacked me in the head.
Broke into a school with my friends, and stole the candy for the kids parties. Also we wrecked some of the classes.
When I was younger,
I was removed from my Waffle Packet...
Good times. :haw:
Took my childhood for granted and now it's gone
I was with my cousin in Iowa with my brother and we were in this restaurant at a store. He told me it would be funny if I got behind the door and waited for my brother to come out and scare him, as we thought he was the only one in there.
We were wrong, and I almost gave an old man a heart attack.
He said it was fine though, he used to do the same kind of thing.
Caressed some boobies.
Chased a bull with my friends, one of them almost got rammed.
Found a dead rabbit while waiting for the schoolbus, put it on the bustop's roof. Next day, on the road. When we got back, there were guts everywhere. And...
... We lol'd.
Cut my thumb in half on a radiator.
I went back in time and fucked Garry Newman's mother,
we all now this was a BIG mistake...
I had a supply teacher (A sub I guess) in a geography lesson. This woman is an absolute devil, hated by all who go to that school. She has no kindness, was tought latin at an early age and her part time job when she was 12 was to go to a mental institution.
I wrote a paragraph of geography and filled the rest of the page, essentially saying that she wouldn't actually read any of it because she knows nothing of geography, (she really didn't, and she was also racist and hell, we had a polish student that she refused to teach) therefore her judgement of a right and wrong answer on the subject would therfore be stunted. I then went on to describe her just how everyone sees her in a few paragraphs of truthfull prose.
Obviously she [I]did[/I] read it, probably even just to check for this sort of thing as my brother wrote complete nonsense about an entirely different subject, yet she allowed it. I first heard about it whilst in a photography class, apparently she was utterly insulted about the description and the head was dissapointed.
So I went there and apologized to the head (I could have said so much about her to the head, and brought the situation to his attention but I didn't want to make it any worse)
Strangely he was pretty "meh" he said something along the lines of "I don't want you to insult anyone again, writing is just as strong as talking, are you sorry (yes) off you go" It was quite funny.
I wrote a letter of apology but she didn't accept it, she wanted me to go up to her and say sorry to her face.
She looked so smug whilst standing there.
She'd even apparently requested I be expelled for a while
The worst part is, I never mentioned her name in the initial letter, and I think the head picked up on that.
In other news:
Randomly go the urge to jump into a bush when I was 9, and folded the skin on my right knee inwards.
Never asked the girl I loved out
Visited encyclopedia dramatica :ohdear:
[QUOTE=abananapeel;23920570]Nope! It's a penis!
Also, when I was in fourth grade I googled milk. It was on images and I was in school.
I also would take screencaps of the desktops and mak it the backround then delete all of the icons. It took the computer teacher lady 3 months to figure out what was wrong with it.[/QUOTE]
What do you get upon milk?Is it semen or some CP manifest or something??
Also,COMPUTER ILLITERATE
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