I ate a mushroom i found... turned out to be one of them trippy mushrooms.
I remember running into a wall. Was fun.
Jumped off a tree using a plastic bag as a parachute with my friend. Friend broke his arm, I landed on him and survived without a scratch!
Me and my littlesister made soup out of fertilizer (chicken shit) and poured it over our car. My dad was so happy.
We copied Smackdown during elementary school and broke my finger. I charged at my friend in a strange zombie-pose with my finger sticking out, and he ran into me. My finger bent backwards and made a loud *SNAP* -sound.
Ran into a huge metal-dumpster head-first pretending to be that thick-skulled dinosaur. I don't remember this myself (ahem) but my friend does.
Made that huge metal-dumpster fall over by lifting its side. Well in reality it was my friend, but they blamed me and I didn't want to get beat up and "confessed."
Did a "backflip" from Smackdown into asphalt and broke my nose.
And lots more, I'll add them if I remember any.
When I was around 5 I saw some cat on the street. I leaned to the cat to rub it and then cat hit my with his paw. I've got some cuts on my face....It wasn't even painful at all, but the thing is that, that cat missed my eye for like 2mm. I was too young to understand that I could have lost my eye, but my mother was scared as fuck when she saw me and I told about her about what have happened
ps.I still luv cats :3
Lick my the plug right after it was pulled out from electric source
Pick scabs so that they would scar. I regret nothing, and now I have an assload of scars.
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Some of em are really cool.
Puked infront of everyone at school. My teacher had to clean up the mess. :buddy:
Also, put a magnet on the TV.
Also I'd put a magnet on the TV and go "RUN SCOOBY THE COLORS ARE COMING FOR YOU."
When I needed to clean my glasses I used to take them off and lick the dirty off the lenses.
I have nooooo idea why.
drew a penis on a piece of paper and folded it up and threw it to my friend, this wasn't no ordinary penis, i spent 10 minutes drawing it, it had every single detail, here is the bad part, my teacher saw my throw it and he picked it up and saw it, that's not all, he is a priest
When I was 3 I sketched a theoretical sub-light speed engine, took me 4 months, just when I was about to send the thing to NASA, fucking Mom put it on the fridge because it was a cute drawing and wanted everyone to see.
Couldn't reach it, few weeks later my mother threw it out and I forgot all about it. Fucking Bitch.
[QUOTE=Randy;24018068]When I was 3 I sketched a theoretical sub-light speed engine, took me 4 months, just when I was about to send the thing to NASA, fucking Mom put it on the fridge because it was a cute drawing and wanted everyone to see.
Couldn't reach it, few weeks later my mother threw it out and I forgot all about it. Fucking Bitch.[/QUOTE]
That was certainly a rather retarded thing you did.
Set paper planes on fire with magnifying glass and threw them out of my balcony to the barn of my neigbor. Almost burned everything down.
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[QUOTE=slippp22;24017702]drew a penis on a piece of paper and folded it up and threw it to my friend, this wasn't no ordinary penis, i spent 10 minutes drawing it, it had every single detail, here is the bad part, my teacher saw my throw it and he picked it up and saw it, that's not all, he is a priest[/QUOTE]
If you drew the penis based on your kid penis priest probably kept it. Its like gifting some woman a dildo, she will scream at you and call you stupid but wont give it back.
I used to get shocked just for the hell of it.
For example, there was this weird thing you could do when buying a ticket. By pushing your hands in certain spots you had a small electrical current flowing through you. It really felt awesome after you got used to it.
bad thing is, i used to wear a baggy clothing and the current gave me a boner.
[QUOTE=vexx21322;24000207]Hung out with this kid for whatever reason I liked...
The catch is that he fucking ruined my childhood. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
Bet he told you santa wasnt real.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;24020029]I used to get shocked just for the hell of it.
For example, there was this weird thing you could do when buying a ticket. By pushing your hands in certain spots you had a small electrical current flowing through you. It really felt awesome after you got used to it.
bad thing is, i used to wear a baggy clothing and the current gave me a boner.[/QUOTE]
I still love to get shocked. Occasionally a couple of friends and I will get together with a Shock Ball, a few iron nails and have a shock fest.
But we don't get boners.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24020079]I still love to get shocked. Occasionally a couple of friends and I will get together with a Shock Ball, a few iron nails and have a shock fest.
But we don't get boners.[/QUOTE]
Well, it didn't go up instantly I had to get the current building up in my body for like 30 seconds. When my arms were numb to like, up to the wrist, it started. But once i got my whole body numb and almost passed out. I felt like i just partied 72 hours in a rave.
When I was about 5 years old ate a bath bomb from a cosmetics shop when I was with my Mum. Needless to say It dissolved and I started foaming at the mouth, on the plus side my breath smelt great!
rammed a tree riding my bike
Stole the shiny dust-caps off car wheels :smug:
Me and me friend used to have contests on how hard/many times we could hit our heads on a metal door. We where pretty stupid beforehand so nothing was lost.
[QUOTE=Irongasm;24025992]Me and me friend used to have contests on how hard/many times we could hit our heads on a metal door. We where pretty stupid beforehand so nothing was lost.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits :downs:
I blew up my toaster by putting in waffles with peanut butter on them.
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[QUOTE=CaMpEr_DoOd;23847975]Holy shit, you went down a [b]MOUNTAIN[/b] on a trike?[/QUOTE]
A [b]three wheeled[/b] trike.
During the singing of O canada in grade 1 at a heavity crowded assembely I raised my arms in a T pose and spun around in circles an hit a bunch of kids :frown:
At my first week of school, i rammed a 6th grade girl, and broke his leg.
I walked around our house with my scuba gear.
I thought santa was real so i ran to get him after he left my house.
I noticed it was my dad in disguise so i went sad for weeks.
[QUOTE=alx12345;24036342]At my first week of school, i rammed a 6th grade [b]girl[/b], and broke [b]his[/b] leg.[/QUOTE]
What?
Ontopic: I was rolling in the kitchen and I rolled into our oven, it was on but I didn't get hurt. Still stupid though.
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;24019904]
If you drew the penis based on your kid penis priest probably kept it. Its like gifting some woman a dildo, she will scream at you and call you stupid but wont give it back.[/QUOTE]
This is true, bonus points when they later thank you for it ;) :smug:
Most retarded thing? Jumping from the top of a 8-9ft tree, to see if i could land on my feet...
I did land on my feet, then my knees and finally my face... Fun times.
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