• In this thread, it's 9,500 BCE(aka Neolithic Era)
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Guys I just discovered teleportation. But this motherfucking ape destroyed my lab. No I guess we'll just have to rediscover it.
*Scratches "The Mona Lisa" on the dirt with his trusty stick shaped like a cane* ug ug ug
*beam of light appears* *guy pops out* Wow, so this is what it was like. I'm glad I time-teleported back h-*gets clubbed in head*
*Yells at silver orb in the sky, and throws spear. Object shoots into sky.* *Walks into cave proud, but then is startled to see a flash of lightning. The orb has returned, and now sports a red light from beneath.* *Runs into cave, but is frozen in place, and is pulled towards orb. A flash of light, and the orb is gone, leaving me behind on the ground.* Oog.. agh... grah?
[B][I]Invents burning things, and consequently, arson.[/I][/B]
Yak uhshyrys.
So guys, how's about the mammoths dying out?
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*picks up rock* *throws at T-rex* *runs like hell back to the cave*
*looks around* *masturbates* *grabs woman* *RAEP* *looks around* *Smile*
*befriends a wild horse*
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Ughh urga. *activates precision lasers in the pupils to cut a nearby tree* URG! *engages thrusters* *collides with the moon* *sets nuclear doomsday device to detonate in 11,511 years* :smug:
Ug ug! Me Build "Ca-aar" [img]http://www.malhamdale.com/images/Flintstones_Car_2.JPG[/img]
ugh ugh urrrrrgggg. *rides rex*
Ugh huga uhm dug duga hum urg!
Yabba dabba doo!!!!
*Builds worlds first instrument* *Plays Blue* *Sprouts other genres*
[B]I come from the Future![/B] [img]http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3087/dibujoe35r34.png[/img]
OH MY GOD! It's Larry King! [img]http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Carrie-Prejean-Flips-Out-on-Larry-King-Inappropriate-Show-2.jpg[/img]
Fiiire!!
Hey guys, I invented speech!
*Rides mammoth-mobile through settlements trampling everything*
uhg, stick good bam, stick sleep tiger.
woof woof
Doc, are you saying we just went back in time? To the nomads?! This is heavy...
[QUOTE=Tools;20232985]uhg, stick good bam, stick sleep tiger.[/QUOTE] Fucks sake, I invented speech. Get with the times!
*Moans*
Hello, good sirs! How are you all doing on this fine day?
[QUOTE=DimJim;20235030]Hello, good sirs! How are you all doing on this fine day?[/QUOTE] Quite good, Quite good. Say sir would you like some crumpets and tea? These other men are so unrefined.
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