i sneezed so hard i got dizzy and now have a headache
also now my back hurts
ow
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49396973]How do I turn off snow? Wait nevermind I figured it out.[/QUOTE]
Patrolling the Mojave will make you wish you hadn't
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49396924]Ur supposed to get strong buff and sweep her off her feet and be like "hey lade ur very good to my eyeholes want 2 hang out?" she'll be like "ye" or "ne"
if she says "ye" take her to a japanees resteraun or some shit buy her a good flower?
driver her around in your vroom mobile play some music and wear your cool kid shades and take her jetpack canoeing and then die.
[editline]27th December 2015[/editline]
and thats how 2 get the lades. written by: me :0)[/QUOTE]
ok i did this but my face is still fucked
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49396967]Frick the haters (as awful as that attitude can be) frick them in the bunghole. Your dress hobby/interest is cool. :cool:[/QUOTE]
Yeah but I'm pretty chubby and built like a quarterback. So I really don't look flattering in dresses at all.
I mean the peach dress kinda works, but that's because it's a very modest very poofy princess gown, so at certain angles it hides my large figure okay.
From the side though my fattness is pretty obvious
I can't really drop the weight in time as I have tons of stuff to deal with and a strict exercise routine isn't an option atm
Like I know I'd have a fun time, but I'm going to feel extremely awkward at points. Especially walking from the hotel to the convention center and passing people who dont know what cosplay is
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;49396985]my face is still fucked[/QUOTE]
Is this not a desirable outcome
Time to go to woooooooork
blUuUUuUuuUurGH
[QUOTE=Adnap;49396992]Is this not a desirable outcome[/QUOTE]
d a m n
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49396988]Yeah but I'm pretty chubby and built like a quarterback. So I really don't look flattering in dresses at all.
I mean the peach dress kinda works, but that's because it's a very modest very poofy princess gown, so at certain angles it hides my large figure okay.
From the side though my fattness is pretty obvious
I can't really drop the weight in time as I have tons of stuff to deal with and a strict exercise routine isn't an option atm
Like I know I'd have a fun time, but I'm going to feel extremely awkward at points. Especially walking from the hotel to the convention center and passing people who dont know what cosplay is[/QUOTE]
Get some buff and be a buff princess peach.
why are you people rating my pain winner
there's nothing winner about it
my head hurts so much right now
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49396886]tbh real life tit is superior but i can see how you guys like anime tit.[/QUOTE]
I like to bring up my excuse of real life getting boring after a while.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49396988]Yeah but I'm pretty chubby and built like a quarterback. So I really don't look flattering in dresses at all.
I mean the peach dress kinda works, but that's because it's a very modest very poofy princess gown, so at certain angles it hides my large figure okay.
From the side though my fattness is pretty obvious
I can't really drop the weight in time as I have tons of stuff to deal with and a strict exercise routine isn't an option atm
Like I know I'd have a fun time, but I'm going to feel extremely awkward at points. Especially walking from the hotel to the convention center and passing people who dont know what cosplay is[/QUOTE]
[img]http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr06/8/11/enhanced-31741-1396969340-9.jpg[/img]
be princess batman
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49397007]why are you people rating my pain winner
there's nothing winner about it
my head hurts so much right now[/QUOTE]
You broke your back with a sneeze.
That deserves a reward.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;49396985]ok i did this but my face is still fucked[/QUOTE]
apply one bandage or ten bandages onto the problem areas
paint your face
wear a straw hat or a spinny beanie
use big eyelash
cover your face in raw fish skin and become an alien
the possibles are endles
[QUOTE=The Stills;49397010][img]http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr06/8/11/enhanced-31741-1396969340-9.jpg[/img]
be princess batman[/QUOTE]
Ye but he's stronk and I'm fat, so it works for him
[QUOTE=Otterman;49397012]You broke your back with a sneeze.
That deserves a reward.[/QUOTE]
no it deserves some aspirin and an ice pack
I've just installed a new radio and speakers into my car and oh my god it's amazing. You never realize how bad 14 years of listening to the same radio can get until you put a new one in. :v:
i have a photo from the video game christmas festivities but i think it may be a bit too zesty for this thread
So I tried ordering something online with a gift card my dad got me for Christmas. Then it had a payment error and asking to re enter my credentials.
Now apparently the gift card has insufficient funds and I'm not able to buy anything with it. Even checked if the payment actually went through, but nothing. :why:
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49397028]i have a photo from the video game christmas festivities but i think it may be a bit too zesty for this thread[/QUOTE]
What are you doing with that christmas tar?
Get it out of here!!!
[QUOTE=PortalModIV;49397032]What are you doing with that christmas tar?
Get it out of here!!![/QUOTE]
o right
i forgot
i will miss this avatar
The pizza I had for dinner was great since it's from a small SoCal chain called Filippi's Pizza Grotto, and I really never knew how much I was missing since I can't get this pizza in Missouri. Yum yum.
Whenever I see anyone shorten avatar with tar I immediately think of this:
[t]http://www.tarpits.org/sites/default/files/hero_images/PageWebImages_980x425_LABREATARPITS_faq_tarbubble.jpg[/t]
i wonder if anyone ever tried saving this one to see the filename
Otterman, I keep thinking you are ZnT with that picture
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49397049]i wonder if anyone ever tried saving this one to see the filename[/QUOTE]
they have now that's for sure
RIP Chrumbo Haunter, hello ProJared
I haven't used this avatar in years godamn
is hooking up on a side street at 10 am in a car a bad idea or i'm being too worried
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49397049]i wonder if anyone ever tried saving this one to see the filename[/QUOTE]
What *** did you commit?
[QUOTE=Adnap;49397052]Otterman, I keep thinking you are ZnT with that picture[/QUOTE]
What if I actually am ZNT?
smh tbh
O shit
I just realised
My 'tar's file name is skooky
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