[QUOTE=Xsniper80;40568683]not-helping-nonsense[/QUOTE]
Quiet. Just... be quiet.
I'd tell your mother first. I don't know why but i've heard the mother usually react better.
Wait until you are at a time where you can live by yourself without a problem, then tell your parents.
You don't want to get kicked out of the house without a place to live if they freak out.
just tell them you like boner in you're butthlor
bare-faced honesty is sometimes the only solution to these sorts of things. if it turns out they hate you for it then congratulations you've just gotten a book deal and a spot on Oprah
[QUOTE=Xsniper80;40568683]Listen I'm probably going to give you the best advise compared to the stupid shi.. stuff.. [/QUOTE]
I uhh
[QUOTE=Xsniper80;40568683]You should honestly In my opinion learn to love women as they have much to offer to your life experience BUT still NO (relatively speaking) parent wants their children gay.
[/QUOTE]
I UHHHHhhh....
I don't understand
tell them you fap to horses
while they're still in shock tell them you're gay also
[QUOTE=Xsniper80;40568683]Listen I'm probably going to give you the best advise compared to the stupid shi.. stuff.. Look your gay so I think you like men. I am not gay never had to deal with it. One thing you should remember is your parents love you and will still keep you around but will not tolerate you having other men (boys) around. (or at least I think). For your enjoyment. [B]You should honestly In my opinion learn to love women as they have much to offer to your life experience BUT still NO (relatively speaking) parent wants their children gay.[/B]
Summary (I would hide it still till I'm old enough to do whatever the fuck I want.).[/QUOTE]
Parents that stop loving you because you're gay are bad parents.
And you can't just 'learn to love' a gender you simply aren't attracted to.
[QUOTE=Xsniper80;40568683]Listen I'm probably going to give you the best advise compared to the stupid shi.. stuff.. Look your gay so I think you like men. I am not gay never had to deal with it. One thing you should remember is your parents love you and will still keep you around but will not tolerate you having other men (boys) around. (or at least I think). For your enjoyment. [B]You should honestly In my opinion learn to love women[/B] as they have much to offer to your life experience BUT still NO (relatively speaking) parent wants their children gay.
Summary (I would hide it still till I'm old enough to do whatever the fuck I want.).[/QUOTE]
How would you feel about learning to love men?
I am a parent and I can tell you it is impossible to stop loving your child. Your parents may be angry and worried about what people will think but they will still love you. It's will be possible to eventually weather the storm within a loving family. When my daughter told me she was pregnant at age 16 I was furious, disappointed, hurt and sad by turns but nothing could ever shake my love for her.
Also Christians should be about love and acceptance. Whilst they may not want you to be having sex because of some sort of literal interpretation of the Bible the church should tolerate and accept your feelings. Even if you are sexually active and they regard that as a "sin", the Christian principle is "love the sinner and hate the sin".
"Mom, dad. I must tell you something.
I am...
...Fabolooooooooouuuuuuuus!
I suggest orally.
But seriously, what does it even matter if they know or not?
Why do you HAVE to tell them? You're not going to fuck either of them by accident just because you're gay or anything, it's not like a fucking disease they have to watch out for.
If anything, it's really silly of them to assume that you have to be straight.
Both my mother and my sister kept talking behind my back about what they thought my sexuality was, my mother was pretty certain I was homosexual because I collected hats. Which is retarded but she believes in ghosts and shit anyway.
Sister thought I was gay because my cousins that are the same age as me go out drinking nearly daily and have sex with strangers and have caught multiple STDs already and their life is going down the shitter while I was in college actually studying.
Also, yes, I realize my family is full of morons mainly
Sister eventually asked me about a year ago what my sexuality was and I simply said I don't have one.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40568172]They are your parents, shouldn't they respect and accept you for who you are?[/QUOTE]
Evidently, you've never heard of a plague called Christianity before.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;40569757]I suggest orally.
But seriously, what does it even matter if they know or not?
Why do you HAVE to tell them? You're not going to fuck either of them by accident just because you're gay or anything, it's not like a fucking disease they have to watch out for.
If anything, it's really silly of them to assume that you have to be straight.[/QUOTE]
I will marry my friend this winter....thats the reason why i have to tell it.
[QUOTE=Fridolin;40569822]I will marry my friend this winter....thats the reason why i have to tell it.[/QUOTE]
I still don't see why they have to know.
Are you bringing your parents to the wedding or something?
[QUOTE=Fridolin;40569822]I will marry my friend this winter....thats the reason why i have to tell it.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna have to tell them eventually.
It's better to just come out of it and give them time to take in the news, rather dropping them like bombs a week before the wedding.
They're your parents they might dissapointed or confused when they first hear it, but they weill eventually come to their senses and see you're their child. And that isn't gonna change just because you like dicks.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;40569850]I still don't see why they have to know.
Are you bringing your parents to the wedding or something?[/QUOTE]
i want invite my family... :o? And my parents should know why im happy and the guy because im happy.
Listen, my friend. The way I see it, they're gonna find out eventually. It may not be easy, and they may not like it. But they're your parents. And if they're even WORTH your time, they'll love you and accept you until the day your life passes on beyond the horizon. It may not seem like the best way, but sometimes, you must realize that life is too short to hold back upon secrets. Tell them. Let them know how you feel. Lay it down upon the table. If they don't like it, they're not deserving of your time. Not telling your parents wouldn't be fair to them, it wouldn't be fair to your partner, and most importantly, it wouldn't be fair to you.
I wish you and your future husband the happiest life, regardless of what happens. Good luck.
put a dragon dildo in your butt and "accidentally" get caught
Watch TV with them, and if a hot guy comes on screen just casually mention that you'd fuck him. With any luck they'll just work it out for themselves.
Just say it straight to your parents.
If they throw a shit fit, ask why they're upset. If they cite the Bible on it, remind them that neither Jesus nor "God" said anything about it, and it's only mentioned once. Several other times, though, it tells you to be accepting of others.
Yes, there are verses that promote intolerance, but hope that they don't mention those.
My parents used to be as conservative as any other. When I told them I was no longer a believer, they were surprisingly pleasant about it. They did stupid shit like telling me to be "open minded", but I told them to do the same, and they shut up about it forever.
[QUOTE=darcy010;40569930]Watch TV with them, and if a hot guy comes on screen just casually mention that you'd fuck him. With any luck they'll just work it out for themselves.[/QUOTE]
Dude, people don't casually say they'd fuck a random person on TV in front of their parents REGARDLESS of sexuality. That won't really help his case.
What does it tell about religion if it denies true love like this?
[QUOTE=Nitro836;40569983]What does it tell about religion if it denies true love like this?[/QUOTE]
Doesn't say shit about someones religion, but more about the kind of person they are.
[QUOTE=PeejsterM;40569933]Just say it [B]straight[/B] to your parents.
If they throw a shit fit, ask why they're upset. If they cite the Bible on it, remind them that neither Jesus nor "God" said anything about it, and it's only mentioned once. Several other times, though, it tells you to be accepting of others.
Yes, there are verses that promote intolerance, but hope that they don't mention those.
My parents used to be as conservative as any other. When I told them I was no longer a believer, they were surprisingly pleasant about it. They did stupid shit like telling me to be "open minded", but I told them to do the same, and they shut up about it forever.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if that was on purpose or not but I snickered.
[QUOTE=DrunkOtter;40570033]Doesn't say shit about someones religion, but more about the kind of person they are.[/QUOTE]
You are right. I often forget to point at the individual rather than a general group, apologies.
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;40569922]Listen, my friend. The way I see it, they're gonna find out eventually. It may not be easy, and they may not like it. But they're your parents. And if they're even WORTH your time, they'll love you and accept you until the day your life passes on beyond the horizon. It may not seem like the best way, but sometimes, you must realize that life is too short to hold back upon secrets. Tell them. Let them know how you feel. Lay it down upon the table. If they don't like it, they're not deserving of your time. Not telling your parents wouldn't be fair to them, it wouldn't be fair to your partner, and most importantly, it wouldn't be fair to you.
I wish you and your future husband the happiest life, regardless of what happens. Good luck.[/QUOTE]
thanks bro, thats nice words. It help me much.
[QUOTE=Murkat;40569926]put a dragon dildo in your butt and "accidentally" get caught[/QUOTE]
put the dragon dildo in the mouth of ur father, stupid idiot.
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Pure gold oh man
[QUOTE=Murkat;40569926]put a dragon dildo in your butt and "accidentally" get caught[/QUOTE]
Thank you for once again beating an already dead horse. Now please leave, or post something productive.
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;40570335]Thank you for once again beating an already dead horse. Now please leave, or post something productive.[/QUOTE]How will beating a dead horse show that he's gay again?
[editline]8th May 2013[/editline]
Oh, right. [i]"Beating."[/i]
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