[QUOTE=Raygen;28545961]Happened in history class today
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/clunk.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
That happens with me all the time :buddy:
[QUOTE=SuperLoz;28546515]Not actually an image, but I found this fun to dick about on.
[url]http://koalastothemax.com/?http://i54.tinypic.com/140djsp.jpg[/url]
Mess around for a bit, it gets really fun near the end.[/QUOTE]
Someone will inevitably put Goatse on it.
So for my second time on 4Chan, I see this on /v/.
[img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5247/4chansleepover.png[/img]
I should check out /v/ more often.
I made my own piece of lyrics too
[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/votl76.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1299833058855.jpg[/IMG]
if you cannot tell the difference between a melta-bomb and an award, you don't deserve to be a guardsmen
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;28538943]Gimme a magazine so I can do some real damage.[/QUOTE]
Here you go:
[img]http://www.jaybe-militaria.co.uk/ekmps/shops/barter/images/8-round-clip-of-inert-.30-06-cartridges-172-p.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;28546711]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/zymurgy1/Czech-762x25-Clip.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAID MAGAZINE AND YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF A CLIP
/caps
it's funny because it's a clip, and gun nerds are going to rage about it
oh snapzies, you ninja
[QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;28546711]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://www.jaybe-militaria.co.uk/ekmps/shops/barter/images/8-round-clip-of-inert-.30-06-cartridges-172-p.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Give me a shotgun so I can do some real damage!
[QUOTE=Greenen72;28546843]Give me a shotgun so I can do some real damage![/QUOTE]
Here you go:
[img]http://www.3dvia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toy-shotgun-1-250-h.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;28546886]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://www.3dvia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toy-shotgun-1-250-h.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I have that.
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;28546886]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://www.3dvia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toy-shotgun-1-250-h.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
No way man theres not even an under barrel grenade launcher or shotgun
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;28546886]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://www.3dvia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toy-shotgun-1-250-h.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I used to love that gun
[QUOTE=Seiteki;28546892]I have that.[/QUOTE]
You couldn't afford that!
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;28546929]You couldn't afford that![/QUOTE]
Mine is blue.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yj52E.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;28546294]Said the one who thought a simpel film camera had a sensor :colbert:
WHAHAHAH PAGEKING CONTENT INCOMING!
[img_thumb]http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/party-hard1.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The toilet paper is on the wrong side.
[QUOTE=Jake_Steel;28547001][img_thumb]http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/r4n.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Truly a sign of a loving God!
/sarcasm
[QUOTE=Seiteki;28546972]Mine is blue.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/yj52E.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Ha ha! A secret insight into the IPs of 2 people!
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;28546886]Here you go:
[img_thumb]http://www.3dvia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toy-shotgun-1-250-h.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
My brother bought one of them. It is fucking ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;28547104]Ha ha! A secret insight into the IPs of 2 people![/QUOTE]
You must have wonderful vision.
This always seems to happen in discussions around here.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CeExH.jpg[/img]
MORE Yelling Bird.
[img]http://oi52.tinypic.com/f281vn.jpg[/img]
[img]http://oi54.tinypic.com/m923ns.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.50 Cal;28547154]MORE Yelling Bird.
[img_thumb]http://oi52.tinypic.com/f281vn.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://oi54.tinypic.com/m923ns.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]that is one angry seagull
[QUOTE=Seiteki;28547114]You must have wonderful vision.[/QUOTE]
No he's a CSI character
i believe its a pigeon good sir
also because people were requesting some dnd stories, i know i have a bunch somewhere...ah!
[quote]NICK
A friend of mine created a custom campaign using 2nd edition rules. Basically it was Waterworld without urine recycling. We didn't get a chance to play much since we were all working about sixty hours a week at a restaurant so whatever time we got we wanted to get as much pillaging/killing done as possible. He was making us muddle through hour after hour of NPC conversation and equipment gathering so I talked my team into bringing teh action and robbing a weapons store in town.
When our thief started pocketing amulets, the DM had the shop owner bust us red-handed. I immediately had my mage attack. We spent the next two hours in a running battle. The DM had the shopowner decked out with enchanted weapons and powerful defensive amulets. Our cleric was able to knock him out with a +2 mace he swiped from a shelf (20). The DM said there was a security system in place tied to the storekeep's health and had steel plates fall from the ceiling to block all doors and windows and lock us in the store. My mage was able to find the switch to open the doors (20). When we got outside, there were five guards waiting for us. I cast a sleep spell that put all but one of them to sleep (20). The last one fumbled his sword and impaled himself trying to attack our thief (1).
The DM said the last guard managed to call for help before killing himself (retroactively, I might add) and we had at least two dozen guards within a block of our position. My mage was able to locate a sewer grate (20) and laid a fire trap on the entrance to the sewer to guard our backs. The DM said the sewer was filled with methane and when the first guard followed us in, he set off the fire trap, which ignited the methane gas and sent a huge fireball down the tunnel we were escaping through. The cleric and my mage were able to jump into the sewage before the fireball hit us (two 20s; at this point the DM went and got another set of dice because he thought we were cheating) but the thief was hit and blown apart.
We made the DM tell us about the thief's damage. He said we had the torso but were missing a leg and an arm. The cleric and I searched the sewer for the body parts and found our thief's leg (20). My mage grabbed a random arm and we exited the sewer to find a temple. The DM said our fire trap had set off an explosion that had destroyed the entire city and the temple was gone. The cleric sewed the body parts together and we prayed to the gods for intervention. The cleric's prayer was heard (97) and our thief was brought back to life. Our party ran to the boat that was waiting for us and we sat down to look at our loot. It was an impressive haul. As we were distributing it amongst ourselves, our DM was furiously rolling dice.
Suddenly, he smiled and said the thief's reattached arm grabbed his knife and stabbed him in the stomach. We were able to cut the thief's arm off in the ensuing fight. When we asked what happened, the DM said we attached a guard's lawful good arm to our neutral evil thief and the arm revolted. Turns out our ship captain was neutral evil so we murdered him, cut his arm off, attached it to our thief and prayed to the gods for help. This time my mage rolled a 98 or 99 and the DM was so pissed that he had the god be offended at my arrogance, set the boat on fire and listen to us scream our insolent last breathes as we died in the fire. Then the god brought us back to life and killed us again.
I have never seen so many perfect rolls in a single game. It was awesome. Our DM told us we were fucking dicks and to get out of his apartment. He wouldn't even talk to any of us at work for at least a week. It was the last time I ever played pencil and paper DnD.[/quote]
[quote]DAG
Back in the early 1980s, I learned a valuable lesson about not having recently-split couples engage in any form social activity. I have to use fake names because I think one of the involved parties reads TR. Sean and Tracy broke up two days before our weekly D&D game (second edition). They both agreed to participate and behave themselves for the sake of the game and the other players.
One of them was lying.
The game picked up where we had last played. An elf with a unicorn (Tracy) was being escorted by a human paladin (Scott), a halfling (Sean), and a half-troll (Larry). The current situation was that the elf woman was being hunted for the magic pearls she carried (yes, Tracy was the star as the only female playing). The group decided to stop in a town to gather supplies and information. The half-troll had to be watched carefully since he liked to eat children and had a long, nasty history of that. Tracy tried to explain what she expected of the troll.
It was at this point the first crack in the game. Sean, in character, asked if it was necessary that Tracy's character coddle everyone and place unrealistic behavioral expectations on people. Apparently, this was too close to a personal issue between them. Tracy responded that even the most dense creature could understand common civility and that it wasn't an unrealistic expectation. Sean took the jab, but he was mad. The group got their supplies and information, and got out of town.
While advancing through the forest, staying off the roads after having learned they were indeed being followed, the argument about coddling erupted again when Tracy asked Larry (the half-troll) to stop knocking over trees. Sean asked Tracy to mind her own business and leave the troll alone. This began the all-out verbal fight. Sean could not leave well enough alone. In character, he took a swing at Tracy's character, got initiative, hit a natural 20, applied the modifier, and knocked out Tracy's character.
This part is not safe for children..... Sean then proceeded to rape Tracy's unicorn. Any time she, Tracy, showed any sign of coming around, he would knock her out again and returned to abusing the unicorn. He did this repeatedly until he asked, and I will never forget this "[I]s the damn thing dead? Did I fuck it to death?" I, as the GM, had to make the various rolls to determine the state of the unicorn. It was not death, although severely wounded both bodily and in spirit. Sean then right back to raping the unicorn and asked to a health/spirit check about every five minutes.
Tracy sat there seething and unable to respond in kind. After about a half an hour of this, the unicorn finally died in spirit, and then physically died. At this point, Sean had his character stand over the foully abused animal corpse and shouted "Fuck you!", and then cut off it's head. Tracy stood up, said "Fuck you!" and departed the house. The game ended... as well as that campaign. Sean glared at the table and simply said "I hate fucking unicorns." I don't think he understood the double entendre of his statement given that he was angry with his ex-girlfriend. The rest of us started to laugh. He got mad at our laughter and then left the house as well. Worst ending of any campaign I ever played or GMed.[/quote]
these are actually incredible, and i reread them often for they continue to be hilarious
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28547288]No he's a CSI character[/QUOTE]
Of course!
Yelling Bird you need to CALM DOWN
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