Brushing my teeth, while pissing, while shitting, while reading "The Far Side" comics, and sifting through music on my mp3 player.
Starcraft.
Talking to 6 steam friends at once, while building a map while eating a sandwich while livestreaming.
I once did two things at once.
playing audiosurf while eating a 30cm sub and talking to my mom.
I got a pretty good score as well
I once took a breath through my nose while also smelling something.
Posted in this thread while using my computer and sitting at my desk.
Seducing multiple girls on Omegle at the same time.
That's the glory of multiple monitors.
Procrastinating and tackling class projects.
Working at Taco Bell, I was there with only 2 other people when a rush of customers came in.
I had to take orders on the drive through microphone while taking orders in the lobby, and while going back and forth I also had to make the drinks for drive through customers and take their money, all before handing out food.
I think I only got 2 orders wrong.
Being an internet detective whilst treating the brain injuries I sustained from reading too much fanfiction whilst having a Steam conversation.
Putting both socks on at the same time.
I think a major achievement for me is talking to my dad, while driving down the highway, whilst eating a sandwich and changing the radio station. Knee to keep me on the road, mouth to argue with my dad and eat sandwich from left hand, and right hand flipping through shitty rap stations.
[QUOTE=The golden;36336584]How does one treat fanfiction trauma?[/QUOTE]
Just don't die the first few times you read, or wear a tinfoil hat to prevent damage.
Company of Heroes 1 vs 3
[QUOTE=Groat;36334534]I once did two things at once.[/QUOTE]
I once did one thing twice.
playing TF2, cursing everything on the other team and eating dinner.
Reading nintendo magazine while taking a dump while the kettle was boiling
talking to someone while playing an instrument
Thinking about how nice the day is while posting on FP all day.
Doing a rather difficult component (as in a really small chip that had to be desoldered and changed) replacement by hand while talking to a customer, changing the voltage of the power-supply to test another broken thing while my coworkers kept harassing me. :v:
Ran to a train while searching for the right song in my MP3 player, avoiding the crowd I was sucked into, organizing my bag and scanning the street for the right path to run.
Also baited three cyberers that were pedo. Cybered along with them right to the point where the action starts, then switch my "character" to a hairy 42-year old Indian male. I only have a single monitor, so I had to constantly switch between tabs.
Killed my friend in Halo 2 using the controller with my feet while eating a slice of pizza.
[sp]Watching porn and fapping.[/sp]
Seriously though.
Playing Minecraft, EvE online, Allods and Little Busters VN simultaneously by tabbing that is.
Masturbating while taking a shit
Playing Mount and Blade Warband SP tournament as a lancer while listening to the TV while talking on the phone to a friend while drinking a glass of milk.
And won the match.
And organized a Counter Strike match with the friend.
And finish the glass of milk.
On facebook talking to a friend for homework help, Skyping with GF, doing homework, and having a ninja fap with a porn tab open.
I once fapped to 4 different videos. At the same time.
I dropped a knife while putting away dishes. I was looking through my music and caught it with my toes. Looking back, that was a very bad idea.
Stared at a pair of tits.AT THE SAME TIME!
Proof that men can focus on two things at once :v:
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