[QUOTE=Xyrec;19273013]Who are the worlds best person at hide 'n' seek?
[sp]Madeline McCann[/sp][/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;19271630]Why couldn't the cat go in a circle?
Because it was a fe[b]line[/b][/QUOTE]
Hahaha that's pretty lame.
God, people who always tell lame jokes are so annoying.
What's brown and sticky?
Shit.
[QUOTE=Xyrec;19273013]Who are the worlds best person at hide 'n' seek?
[sp]Osama Bin Laden[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]Wally or Waldo, depending on where you live[/sp]
What is big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock-eater!
How do you describe a victorious WW1 German general?
You say he's on a Kaiser roll!
FUCK
Thats the joke.
Here's some more. There's an additional level of bad pun, since paraplegics are necessarily lame, as in unable to walk. Feel free to groan in misery after each one.
What do you call a paraplegic midget in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call a paraplegic midget in a pot?
Stu.
What do you call a paraplegic midget on your doorstep?
Matt.
What do you call a paraplegic midget in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a paraplegic midget near a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a paraplegic midget in a hole?
Phil.
a guy walks into a bar....ouch
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Madame.
Madame who?
Open up! Madame foot's stuck in the door.
A priest, a rabbi and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this some kind of joke?"
This one i made up myself:
What do you call a chav who bled to death?
No blud
And this one too:
A man who glows in the dark goes to the doctor and says: ''Doc, i have covered myself in radioactive waste, do i have superpowers?''
The Doc responds:''No, you have cancer''
:downsrim:
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Door.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[sp]Where's my tractor?[/sp]
Whats blue and looks like a firdge [sp]a blue fridge[/sp]
When someone try's to tell you a knock knock joke just say:
Q: "knock knock"
A: "Come in, the door's open!"
Also: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate :rimshot:
A virus walks into a bar and the bartender tells it to get out.
The virus says "What a lousy host!"
What's long hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
[sp]Silly geese thinking I misspelled semen, oh you![/sp]
A priest, a rabbi and an Imam all walk into a bar.
The bar explodes.
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