• Stupid Half-Awake things you have done
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My brother walked in for a few seconds and asked "What are you doing?" I was talking to myself about GPUs for around 12 minutes.
I've woken up right next to my bed at least twice before. I was even lying on my pillow like I just decided to sleep on the floor the day before, but I'm pretty damn sure I didn't. I've also woken up and found my pillow thrown against the wall, one time I was awake enough to acknowledge that I was doing it, but I didn't really give a shit until I woke up and wondered why I did that.
Sometimes if I'm really tired and I'm doing my homework, I'll start to doze off while I'm still writing and make up numbers or write in words in my math assignments. Like once I wrote one of the answers as being indianapolis. Another time, I wrote "How did we the mirror but?" just randomly in the middle of a problem. I also have a tendency to do that on tests :saddowns:
Asking for a microwave from my parents for christmas at 2am.
Got up out of my bed, walked to the fridge, opened it, went to unbutton my pants, woke up, and realized I nearly pissed in the fridge.
Got out of bed at like 3:00 AM and started to take a shower. When I got out of the shower, I was disappointed.
I haven't gone to bed yet and it is 07:40AM
I woke up, went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth with hand soap. After about 10 seconds I realized it wasn't toothpaste AND that I woke up too early. Fuck.
ssa gib A took off his pants apparently not that I was there or anything
[QUOTE=Pie108;19874146]I woke up, went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth with hand soup. After about 10 seconds I realized it wasn't toothpaste AND that I woke up too early. Fuck.[/QUOTE] what is hand soup
I do weird shit like going over to the toilet to find a plate, occasionally put food in the toilet instead of the bin, etc.
[QUOTE=M_B;19874720]what is hand soup[/QUOTE] he was[I] really[/I] tired.
I sat on the bus, suddenly I fell asleep. Then I started sleepwalking pointing my finger at passengers laughing at them, most fucked up thing I have experienced. I'm dead serious, this happened two days ago.
I used to like, talk about work and move my arms like I did at my old job, a grocery cashier, back and forth (as if I was swiping things from the conveyor and pushing them to the left) as I fell asleep. Once I did it while sleeping with a girl and woke her up.. it was an odd thing to explain. Shortly thereafter I got a new job. Usually while this phenomenon occurred I would have a really stressful half-awake dream where I wasn't in bed, but still at work, and had walked to the service desk and left a customer waiting...
gtgh
Attempted to poop in a box of Cheezits
Went to the bathroom and shat in the garbage can and went back to sleep, It wasn't until I got ear raped by my dad yelling at me to get out of bed and explain. Shit I thought it was a dream at first :byodood:
[QUOTE=M_B;19874720]what is hand soup[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.stabroeknews.com/images/2008/11/soup.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=rysnyper455;19874930]Went to the bathroom and shat in the garbage can and went back to sleep, It wasn't until I got ear raped by my dad yelling at me to get out of bed and explain. Shit I thought it was a dream at first :byodood:[/QUOTE] You dream about shitting into garbage cans?
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;19874946]You dream about shitting into garbage cans?[/QUOTE] I dunno I think it's because I thought i was pulling a prank on someone when i was sleep-shitting.
[QUOTE=rysnyper455;19874956]I dunno I think it's because I thought i was pulling a prank on someone when i was sleep-shitting.[/QUOTE] You sure showed them.
I have long convosations with myself at times. Once when i was younger, I was talking about teletubbies (was 4 then). My dad came into the room, then I started talking About teletubbies to him.
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;19874963]You sure showed them.[/QUOTE] At first I was like :buddy: But then I :byodood:
Bro trying to wake me up. I said "mute" Soon after that I realised.. fuck. And woke up.
Trying to put food to microwave it into the fridge.
I shit in the bathtub
I shit in the pool.
i went to fast threads
I had a flaming pants 100 metre sprint. Needless to say the days following it were incredibly painful.
Woke up, pulled my clothes on, pulled my clothes off again. Went downstairs.
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