• Stupid Half-Awake things you have done
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Went to fuck my girlfriend, remembering I was dumped the day before. Forgot to add my sister moved in aswell, didnt go well.
Dreaming i was going for a piss at school and woke up with wet sheets and boxers :D
one time my mom came in to my room while i was sleeping i woke up and everything in my room was gone turned out i called her a fuckhead in my sleep
I brushed my teeth with shaving cream. :saddowns:
kicked a hole in my wall tried sparking up a smoke the wrong way round
Crawling around on the floor, I soon was aware of that i was doing it but I couldn't open my eyes and stand up. Also, my brother and sister has switched beds with each other, my brother was sleeping in my sisters bed and vice versa.
I woke up my mum telling her that there were Germans on the TV.
woke up, had a wank, sleep again
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19874910]gtgh[/QUOTE] Wtf when did i typed this shit
When I was around 12, I had half a year with I didn't know when I was dreaming and when I was awake. Was really odd, "waking up", driving to school, and doing your daily things not knowing if it was just a dream or I was really awake.
I woke up one night around 4 am and raided the fridge, there wasn't much to eat in my refrigerator that night so I grabbed a tomato and took a huge bite out of it and then passed out. My refrigerator has an alarm that goes off if you leave the door open for too long. So in a few minutes that alarm started going off and it woke up my dad, my dad went into the kitchen to see me lying on the floor in my boxers with a half eaten tomato in my hand and tomato jizz all over my mouth. He kicked me awake and asked me what the hell I was doing, I didn't even know where I was or why I ate a tomato, I don't even like tomatos. Weird.
throwed my underwear in the toilet and pissed in the laundry basket
Once mid summer it was like 4 am and I thought it was sunny outside due to a poster. I went outside and jumped into the pool. The cold of the pool woke me up a bit and I sat there 'wtf am I doing.' Then I got locked outside (Stupid locks that only open from the inside.) I burned the poster 6 hours after.
Once upon a time my parents lended a big boat with sails and shit. We sailed around, then a day, i went to the doorway into the bathroom, pulled down pants, then it turned out that i had pissed all over the bathroom..
Once I woke up laying on the kitchen table in X-pose. I had also put on socks and a cap. Probably the weirdest one yet.
An error window popped up with that distinct sound. It somehow gave me a strong impulse to laugh
I put the milk in the bowl before the corn flakes.
not the first time but when i needed the loo i've hung over the bin instead of toilet before realising what the hell im doing
I poured pineapple juice on my cereal.
[QUOTE=Xylem;19884398]I poured pineapple juice on my cereal.[/QUOTE] Sounds tasty.
Got up at 9 in the morning, got dressed, had breakfast was ready to go to school when I woke up and thought: What the fuck...it's saturday..
From what I can remember, I once woke up in the middle of the night and called a friend and asked if he wanted to hang out, his response was "Fuck off *click*". I thought "What's his problem" then walked to the bathroom to piss.... I pissed in the cat's shit-box, that was hard to explain to my parents :v:
Woke up took a shower got dressed, and ate breakfast. Afterward I left outside to board the bus waiting there for about 20 minutes then I check my watch to learn school doesn't start until 5 hours later. :geno:
I just woke up but was to lazy to bother going downstairs for a piss so I decided to piss out of my window. It's safe to say Miss Jones next door does not wave to me on my way to work anymore.
I woke up insisting someone was knocking on the door and thinking it was about half 3 in the afternoon. However, it was half 7 in the morning and tuns out i must have been dreaming it. There was no one there apparently. Went back to bed, woke up in the afternoon and didn't remember doing it, and then my mum reminded me and i was like :geno:
I heard a gun firing and was like "what"
My bedroom was on the second floor in my old house, and one night I walked over to the stairs and took a piss down them
I was on a cruise a few years back, and I ended up sleep walking. All I remember is knocking on my cabin door and waiting for my mom to open it. To this day I am still glad that I didn't do anything stupid that night, such as jump off the boat.
I used to have bunk beds. I went to sleep on the top one, woke up the on the couch in the living room.
I shower in the morning, usually at 06:50, and one night i woke up around 02:00 and thought it was morning, so I took a shower.
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