I was half-asleep and I thought there was new earphones for my iPod in my wardrobe so I went in, closed the door, and fell asleep sitting on a pile of clothes. :tinfoil:
Once when I was playing through Oblivion without fast travelling, I went to sleep on one side of the map holding the 'walk forward' key. I woke up on the other side of the map with next to no health change, which was weird considering how much stuff you see in the woods in that game. When I woke up, I found out that I had been walking in circles in a horse fence for nearly 5 minutes straight
Also, once I remember going to bed and when I woke up, I was suddenly in school. I don't know how I got there nor what I did beforehand
Tried to put my glasses on and poked my eyes with the ear rests.
[B]Both of them. [/b]ಠ_ಠ
I was rolling over in bed, and almost hit my jug of water off the nightstand. So I picked it up to relocate it... Zzzzzzzz (Fell asleep holding it). After an undetermined amount of time, I moved my hand to move the sheets and drenched myself in water.
Made breakfast using hot water instead of milk :c
Once after playing a lot of HL2 Coop the night before, I woke up at 7:45 am looked at the clock & thought something a long the lines of:
"That time isn't real, it's just a trick to give you a sense of urgancy; it's really a scripted event. Just let the noobs active the event & deal with the combine while I wait for them to do.... something..." & then I went back to sleep.
Another time I woke up suddenly & I could hear driping water. I look at the foot of my bed & saw my brother pissing on my beyblades!
:saddowns:
I asked him what he was doing & he was like "huh... wha..."
& then he left
I cut myself with an electric razor
Dropped my hand on the spoon, which was submerged in cereal.
When i was 5 or 6 i was outside playing and there were little bees so i smashed one and it didn't die so it stung me. Instead of going inside to get help I shit on some of the bees and rolled it around on them.
Another weird time was my parents took me with them to a friends house and me and my friend were drinking coke and he said some joke and I laughed so hard it came out of my nose and took another drink only to see him laughing way to hard and he calmed down to let me know the coke from my nose when back into my cup.
I walked off the top of my bunk bed.
I fell asleep texting someone, but didn't stop texting them.
I think I said something like 'Hey watrue doienuag..hahaa" and a few other things. I wokeup to a new message basically saying "What the fuck?", read the conversation, and was slightly amused.
My brother pissed in our pantry once. I was in the kitchen, and saw my brother walking like a zombie (I just thought he was tired) to the pantry, and he started pissing. :/
[QUOTE=Rares;19872120]A couple years back I pissed at my toilet with the lid down. And I don't mean the seat, I mean the lid so it sprayed everywhere.[/QUOTE]
I was taking a shit, and I had to pee. For some reason my pee went in between the seat and the toilet, and I haven't noticed but I had been spraying at my leg the whole time.
I dont know why but this morning I just walked to my mom's room while she was still sleeping and continuously said "give me the chocolate bar now" then my mom got angry and told me to go back to sleep >.>
[QUOTE=BoingBoing;19905479]I was taking a shit, and I had to pee. For some reason my pee went in between the seat and the toilet, and I haven't noticed but I had been spraying at my leg the whole time.[/QUOTE]
That happens to me all the time.
One time I woke up in the bathtub. Almost submerged in cold water. Becuase I was about 3, I didn't [B]ever[/B] get out the bath without my mum coming to to dry me off and shit, so I was sat there for a good hour calling my mum... :downs:
Another time, I was really tired in history, so I couldn't focus on the questions. I fell alseep for out a minute and they were all done!
Hard to read and all over the page, but done.
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[QUOTE=TheIceman;19902475]Got up at 9 in the morning, got dressed, had breakfast was ready to go to school when I woke up and thought: What the fuck...it's saturday..[/QUOTE]
I did the opposite of that, got up on a monday, got dressed and got told that it was a school day.
Wake up at 7:45 due to alarm, then, while half asleep, turn the alarm completely off, and then go back to sleep again.
When i was talking about soda with myself while i was peeing right in the middle of my hallway thinking it was the bathroom
The other day I was taking a nap while listening to music, and fell asleep with the music still going. I woke up some time later and found my headphones on the nightstand by my bed, and my iPod paused. I had absolutely no idea of how the fuck they ended up there without me waking up.
I was on a sleep-away field trip for school. When I was sleeping, the kid below me was tapping on the wall saying "Is anyone awake?" I yelled out "SHUT UP DAMMIT"
He was in special ed. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Commando123;19872821]I was like 6 or 7. I went to bed, in my own bed, and woke up the next morning curled up in my doorway.[/QUOTE]
I did the same thing once. It was weird
Woke up at about 3am, went to my computer, head-butted the screen, went back to bed. Head-butted the wall trying to find it in the dark.
Going to bed at like 1pm
then waking up in a daze looking at a clock and seeing 9 o clock, thinking its the next morning, freaking out that im late for school
i was half a sleep at school on a bench with my friends and said "shoe fuck murphy"
[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;19876956]I brushed my teeth with shaving cream. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
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i woke up with no pants on.
:iiam:
Poured cereal onto a loaf of bread.
It was a rough night.
Pissed in the bin and threw a used cottonbud in the toilet.
One day I decided to be dumb and drink stale milk (Week old so :saddowns:) before I went to bed. I woke up at 2 am from some guy that sounded like your father in Assassins Creed II saying "Deliver this package? Deliver this package? Deliver this package? Deliver this package? ect.". He disappeared and then the walls caved in and my computer exploded. I then realized I standing in my bath/shower combo.
There was a college presentation at my school one year and I fell asleep right next to my two friends. They nudged me and told me to wake up because my snoring was shaking the rafters.
Woke up one day to find a shitload of stuff blocking the front door, apparently I tried to leave the house at 2 AM and my parents wanted me to trip if I tried again..
I woke up in the middle of Economics and heard the last few words of what the teacher said (Do not remember them) and told him "You know what they say about horses and water, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink". The teacher stared blankly at me and said that what I said was the least relevant thing he has ever heard anyone say. I silenced the entire class for a minute and went back to sleep.
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